KOEB 8/1/06 Mel Gibson Puppet Theatre!!!

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:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[rusty charly]

1. my BF is enjoying the Mel Story way too much

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5. Hi rusty charly LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

17. Cheers!

[Berry Cool]

2. Yea hurray!!!!!

:bounce: Thanks for the lovely picture of Keith.

My reaction to Mel expecting the Jews to dry him out: "Oy vey."

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7. Hi BerryBush, Me too!! Take responsibility! Mel!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

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3. Hey!!! Where is everyone??? + I posted a new Keith photo!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
:loveya: Keith

[rusty charly]

6. i hear them coming down the hall...

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8. Let's hope so!! Otherwise they'll miss the Mel Gibson Puppet Theatre!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[rusty charly]

4. ralps!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

9. I think Jackie Mason speaks a lot of sense.

Now, if Mel is smart, he'll realize he needs help with the alcohol thing again, but he'll realize it's his own job to fix it. Not the Jews'!

[Patsy Stone]

10. He does

But it's hard to listen to him and not imagine being in a Catskills resort.

:hi:

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12. Hi Patsy!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bunny planet]

19. I loved his first Broadway one person show.

The World According to Jackie Mason.

My inlaws hated it however.

[Patsy Stone]

23. He can grate on ya

and he's like the stereotypical Jewish comedian, so there's that whole base element too. I don't love him, but he's good in small doses. I remember that one-man show. It was huge!

:hi:

[bunny planet]

25. That show was great. Mostly for the good natured observances about

American jews in particular. His second show was awful, just saw it straight to video.

It's definitely shtick you could cut with a knife, not for everyone and yes, better in small doses. I prefer Myron Cohen actually. I remember him on Carson when I was a kid.

[CBHagman]

83. Me, I miss Sam Levenson.

This little gem is attributed to him:

http://www.aish.com/SSI/articleToPrint.asp?PageURL=/torahportion/shalomweekly/Mishpatim_5760.xml&torahportion=

AN ANSWER TO AN ANTI-SEMITE

"It's a free world. You don't have to like Jews, but if you don't, I suggest that you boycott certain Jewish products like:


insulin, discovered by Dr. Minkoski;

the vaccine for hepatitis, discovered by Baruch Blumberg;

chlorhydrate for convulsions, discovered by Dr. J. Von Liebig;

the Wassermann test for syphilis;

streptomycin, discovered by Dr. Selman Abraham Waxman;

the polio pill by Dr. Albert Sabin; and

the polio vaccine by Dr. Jonas Salk."

"Good! Boycott! But humanitarianism requires that my people offer all these gifts to all the people of the world. Fanaticism requires that all bigots accept diabetes, hepatitis, convulsions, syphilis, infectious diseases and infantile paralysis."

"You want to be mad? Be mad! But I'm telling you, you ain't going to feel so good."

[Patsy Stone]

11. Hi, all!

Hi, ralps! That's a lovely picture of Keith. :loveya:

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14. Hi Patsy!! I thought it was a great photo of Keith although it might have

some photoshop touches added?? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

13. Wolvie!

The gray suit! :hi:

[WolverineDG]

18. I saw! I saw!

It's official: He loves me!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:


:rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

24. True dat.

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

15. Mel's still an asshole

No apology for the "Sugar Tits" comment? I guess it's still okay to offend women. That or he was more worried about his next deal in Hollywood (about the Holocaust) being canned. :think: Personally, if you're not thinking things like that, you won't be saying them.

Oh, Keith, you're wearing THE gray suit. :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

dg

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20. Hi WolverineDG, & The striped tie looks great with the suit!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[WolverineDG]

69. Hi ralps!

:hi:

Once more with feeling: THE gray suit!!!! :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

dg

[rusty charly]

29. Mel on the cross

"Hollywood may shun Mel Gibson for his anti-Semitic ravings, but the right wing in George Bush's increasingly hate-filled America won't."

http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/2006/08/01/mel/index_np.html?source=newsletter

[bunny planet]

16. Mel Gibson Puppet Theater

I knew another celebrity gone wild would merit a new installment. They need to lose the 'backstory' though. Just be to the point.

Merrill Markoe has a pretty hysterical take on Mel on Huffpo today.
Oh Mel, why was I not surprised by what leaked out once you were in your cups.

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21. Hi bunny planet

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bunny planet]

22. Hiya Ralps!!

:hi: :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

26. The Star Spangled Banana

PHONE!

Ringringringring!

[WolverineDG]

70. GMTA!!!

Too bad they didn't play it. :cry:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

27. It's official

The Japanese are insane. I could watch these game shows forever!

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28. Oh My God!!! I wouldn't want to be a guy on that Japanese TV Show!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

32. A belated hi

:hi: all!

Oh boy, Jesus is going to be on Puppet Theatre. Keith, I hope you're in good with the Lord. O8)

[Patsy Stone]

30. Who on earth would choose Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris Bridge? Keith said internet voting. Is that Hungarian voters only? Is Norris the Hasselhoff of Hungary?

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31. He could be Patsy????

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :shrug:

[bunny planet]

more stuttering computer laughter

[bunny planet]

43. LOL

[Patsy Stone]

33. (filling in for RevCheesehead here:)

Oh, Keith! You played Knights of the Round Table from Holy Grail! Love you back!

:loveya:

We're Knights of the Round Table,
We dance when ere we're able,
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot,
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.
We're Knights of the Round Table,
Our show are formidable,
But many times, we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphragm
a looooooot.
In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our quests we sequin vests,
And impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.


"On second thought, let's not go there. It's a very silly place."

[RevCheesehead]

85. Bless you, dahling.

[Patsy Stone]

34. I was not on SW 8th Street

or in Hialeah last night banging on pots and pans. In case you were wondering. :)

[Berry Cool]

36. That's OK, Patsela. I will believe that

if you will believe I didn't lose my hairless pet rat in the suburbs of Cleveland.

[WolverineDG]

71. I didn't know

you had a Chihuahua.

;)

dg

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35. I wonder if Joe Lieberman signed that letter to the Pres.???

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

38. Good question.

I don't know.

[Berry Cool]

39. Hey, where's the video of Sanchez getting tasered?

I thought for sure they'd show that again!

[Patsy Stone]

41. Oh, may I?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Tg66d7ff2ME&search=rick%20sanchez

Please? I love me some Rick.

[Patsy Stone]

37. "kvetching and paranoia"

Words not to have in a book review. Poor Billo. :rofl:

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40. LOL I wonder how many books his conservative audience will buy & how

long it will be on the NYTimes best seller list (or if it will be on the NYTimes best seller list). :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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46. Oops Keith lost his place!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

42. I can't wait to see the old MTV footage

I used to love their old MTV logo things and the guitar with the Saturn V lifting off.

MTV: :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

44. Do I get to claim the MST3K shout out?

I think I do! :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

64. Hey, I got it too!

I LOVE MST3K!!!

[WolverineDG]

73. Yes Pats

Okay, I'll grudgingly admit that he loves you too. ;)

dg

[rusty charly]

45. "publication date is threatened" !!!

[rusty charly]

47. "flushed for the very first time" !!!!

[Patsy Stone]

50. I wonder if the backstage tour rider

is on Smoking Gun yet?

[Berry Cool]

68. I want a virgin toilet!

Sanitized for my protection!!

[Patsy Stone]

49. Uh, oh...

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

66. That was a classic.

Keith was full of beans tonight! :rofl:

[bunny planet]

48. Oh let's ask Madonna what she thinks of Mel.

ok, let's not.

[Patsy Stone]

51. "Hezbos"

Rush is calling the Lebanese "Hezbos".

[bunny planet]

54. Can he please go deaf again.

or something, a really giant anal cyst maybe, much bigger than the one he had to get out of Nam.

[WolverineDG]

74. Deaf? Deaf?

I'd love it if he went MUTE!

dg

[bunny planet]

75. I set you up with that joke dear.

I just didn't realize it at the time.
LOL

[WolverineDG]

78. Hi Bunny!

So, when are we going to Tokyo to be your "body people?" Sharon's out tonight getting some on the job training so we'll be ready!!

:hug: & :hi:

dg

[bunny planet]

84. I'm still working on it.....

Sent off another letter today with my website and whatever. There's been a language barrier so far, now I've finally been put in touch with the assistant director of the gallery who speaks English. We'll see. If that doesn't pan out I'm courting a Paris Gallery.
Oh Tish, I love it when you speak French.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

87. Je parle fracais en peu

Hooray! We can be your "body people" there too. Should we all get slinky black dresses & big black sunglasses for our stroll down the Champs? :hi:

dg

[bunny planet]

88. Mais oui, of course

C'est droll.

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52. Today's Worst Person in The World- Comedian Rush Limbaugh!!! for following

the logic & ethics of Osama Bin Ladin!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bunny planet]

53. I knew Rushbo would be on top tonight.

Preaching the same words as OBL.
What a drug addled gasbag extraordinaire.

[Berry Cool]

72. The definition of "wack job."

Watching VH1 Classic now. They just got done showing "Video Killed the Radio Star"! Now it's a weird Robert Palmer video I never saw before.

Boy, I have to watch this nostalgia. I wasn't watching MTV in '81 but by the time late '82 and early '83 rolled around it was on all the time in the college dorm. That's life in a place where you can't get TV without cable. We had the damn MTV on all day long!

[bunny planet]

55. The thing noone is really talking about with Mel is the fact that he was

driving drunk and endangering other people on the road. From what I understand, he's been stopped a few times before and let go without being cited. Just let a Kennedy try and get away with that.

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56. LOL Showing clips of mel Gibson & Clips from his movie as puppet

theatre!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

57. Okay, Jesus quoting Marshall McLuhan from "Annie Hall":

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

60. One Coke, please.

:hi:

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63. Hi bleever LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

58. "Where are my damn curly fries?"

And the Marshall McLuhan scene from Annie Hall acted out by Keith between Mel and Jesus! :rofl:

I LOVE Jeffrey Ross!

This is a fabulous #1 story. IMHO.

:loveya:

[bunny planet]

59. Actually, call me crazy Keef, but Mel Gibson's Hamlet was pretty good.

Man oh Manischewitz

[bunny planet]

61. The sad thing is that Mel was raised by an unbalanced bigot.

That's the demon in his head, his father's voice.

[bleever]

65. I think he's torn between unwavering loyalty to his father,

and his father being nuts.

[bunny planet]

67. I wonder if his dad's also an alcoholic?

[Berry Cool]

76. Maybe it's his father's ghost, even though he's still alive

urging him on to revenge. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

62. Classic!

He's even offered to be the Shabbos Goy at Spielberg's. LOFL!

[Berry Cool]

77. Keith was full of merriment tonight.

Does anyone remember a song called "Little Susie's On the Up"? I sure don't!

This video is too bizarre!

[WolverineDG]

79. Fisheads =

weirdest song/video ever.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

80. Barnes & Barnes.

Ah, Dr. Demento. I knew ye well.

[WolverineDG]

82. My fave song & video EVER

"Christmas at Ground Zero" by Weird Al.

Favorite part: air raid sirens in the background

:)

dg

[Patsy Stone]

81. BTW: It's Jerry Garcia's birthday.

The least Keith could have done was wear the tie. :)

[RevCheesehead]

86. What a scrumpdillyishous pic of Keith!

From your comments, looks like a great show. Only 10 minutes to wait. :)

[Swamp Rat]

89. Way'at y'all!!!

:hi:

HAHA! Get 'em Keith!!! :kick: