KOEB 4/19/06 "Watching Scotty Go" Edition

[Berry Cool]

Happy days are here again...



With all apologies to Mac Davis
(who actually deserves it for writing the cheesy song this is based on anyway)...
...here's a tune for tonight.

There he stood at the podium with his talking points
He stunk up the joint
Bush's boy
Bluffed before reporters and an angry nation
"...ongoing investigation..."
Bush's boy
You saw him on your TV, in your paper
Now he'll have to end his media show
He'll no longer stay here with his president dear
I'm just dancing to my radio
Biding my time and
Watching Scotty go

Tried to build a president out of cement blocks
And a cardboard box
Bush's boy
Mickey Mouse says in Iraq it's thirteen o'clock
Well that's quite a shock!
Bush's boy
In six short years
we've gone from riches to rags
And what we had before seems long ago
So let it rain on the White House windowpane
I got my own rainbow
And I'm sitting here shining
Watching Scotty go

Riding on a rail out of DC
He's sad as can be
Bush's boy
David and Helen will surely miss their punching bag
What a drag!
That was Bush's boy
What's that you say, KOEB'ers?
Countdown's almost on?
Well, save me a place
I'll be there in a minute or so
I'll think I'll stay right here and
Say a little prayer before I go
Thanking God
We're watching Scotty go
Me and the KOEB
Watching Scotty go...

(Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Have the veal.)

[Patsy Stone]

1. Very good!

You won't have Scotty to kick around any more! OMG! Keith just said that! That was going to be the title of the thread if there wasn't one already.

Hi, Berry!

[SharonRB]

6. I'm glad he's talking about the conflicts of interest

I just said to hubby before the show that if it's Dan Senor it's a huge conflict.

[WolverineDG]

82. Um, Sharon, about next week

No matter how much you beg, WE ARE NOT TAKING THE TRAM!!!!!

;)

dg

[Olney Blue]

2. Hi Berry! Scotty and the Chimp are getting divorced!

Wow, Keith sounds as happy as I do!!!!!!!

[Patsy Stone]

4. It seems he did know how to quit him.

Hi, Olney!

[SharonRB]

9. Randy played the Brokeback music today in the background

of the clip of Bush saying some day they'd sit in their rocking chairs in Texas reminiscing about the old days.

Gag me!

[Patsy Stone]

12. LOL

I didn't hear her. She must have had a blast with this. Hi, Sharon! I think Pickler's going home tonight.

[SharonRB]

14. My daughter is in total agreement with you. I didn't watch last night.

Randy did have a ball today. So did Al.

[Patsy Stone]

17. I heard some of Al

I'm sorry I missed Randi. Kellie killed her song, and she knew it, and she said it. No good.

[Olney Blue]

13. Yes, of course * plans to sit on his ass in a rocking chair-

the opposite of a former Democratic president.

[Patsy Stone]

16. Honey

It's the best place for him, really -- away from people. Unless, of course, The Hague wants him.

[WolverineDG]

37. Only one problem with that

they don't have rocking chairs in the federal pen.

:hi: Sharon! One week! :bounce: :bounce:

dg

[SharonRB]

41. Woo hoo hoo

I just wish I wasn't so busy at work -- I'm feeling guilty about being out for three days and dreading what will be waiting for me when I get back.

[Olney Blue]

11. LOL. Scotty's getting kicked out of the tent!

[ralps]

3. Hi BerryBush, Hi Everyone, Goodby Simple Scotty/Scotty the Duck

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

5. That was funny

I saw it in the other thread. :hi:

[ralps]

18. Hi Patsy, There is another song called "Scotty the Duck" that was posted

on www.12thharmonic.com although I can't access that website anymore. It's an australian website so maybe it no longer exists or it's being blocked?? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :cry: :shrug:

[Berry Cool]

10. Hi all!

:hi: Glad to see us all gathering here tonight to celebrate on another 30 Rock night (Keith had to go to the Mets game, y'know).

Yeah, someday * and Snotty will be rocking on chairs in Texas, talking about the good old days...in the home for the mentally feeble.

[Olney Blue]

21. Hi ralps!

:hi:

Quack!

[ralps]

28. Hi Olney Blue, Quack!! Tonight's Mike Malloy show should be great if you

all want to check it out. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Olney Blue]

7. Keith is looking all silvery and shimmery tonight!

Is shimmery a word?

[Patsy Stone]

8. More than decider is.

My .02

[Berry Cool]

15. He's definitely silver and shimmery.

I loved his crack at Dan Senor and Campbell Brown. "Is this what they meant when the marriage vows said 'for better or for worse'?" :rofl:

I love how he's telling us all to get out the pencils and scorecards to keep track of all the players.

Some of us are scoring at home...and some of us are alone!

[WolverineDG]

42. It's gray!!!

:loveya: :loveya:

Ok, it's not THE gray suit, but last night's #1 story was so damn funny, have another :loveya: .
dg

[Greylyn58]

19. Howdy All

Looks like tonight's show will be HOT! HOT! HOT! and Keith looks all silvery with his clothes and hair. He looks real good though...:evilgrin:

:hi: Berry and my fellow KOEBers!! :grouphug:

[SharonRB]

20. Now Karl gets to spend all of his time deciding how to

steal the midterms.

[Patsy Stone]

24. Yepper

Isn't that conveeeenient?

[Olney Blue]

34. He's a decider.

[Patsy Stone]

22. Oh, the Best of Scotty!

Here it is. I have to tape the rerun. :rofl:

[ralps]

23. Here we go with Scotty's Greatest hits!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[WolverineDG]

45. ::snork::

what about that wedding card I sent you as the voice-over to the infamous gannon spread-eagle shot. :spray:

dg

[Olney Blue]

25. "let the legal process work....."

[Patsy Stone]

27. Jeff Gannon!

Go ahead, Jeff.
Yes, Jeff?
Jeff!

[SharonRB]

30. Jeff? Jeff?

Such fond memories.

[ralps]

32. Waaaa!! Where's My Jeffie Lube!!!!! Awww Poor Scotty misses Jeffie

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

33. ...and, Jeff!

Where's Bianca?

[bleever]

26. Go ahead, Jeff!

:rofl:


:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

36. The Salad Days

:hi: Did you post a haiku yet?

[bleever]

44. See below! I must have been doing it while you were asking.

:)

[Patsy Stone]

49. I saw!

Didja post it in the haiku thread?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=965891&mesg_id=967198
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=965891&mesg_id=970293

ed: links

[Olney Blue]

29. Man, these clips are amazing.....

Go ahead, Jeff......

[Patsy Stone]

31. Okay, the photo montage?

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

35. Aw, that brought a tear to my eye...

...tears of LAUGHTER... :rofl:

Boy, if they do replace him with someone from Faux News, it will say all that needs to be said about THAT network.

[Patsy Stone]

39. It will just remove the non-existant wall

between the administration and Faux News.

[Olney Blue]

40. I just hope it's not Karen Hughes.

:scared:

But she's about the only one left there that can shovel the BS in the defense of * with a straight face.

[Patsy Stone]

43. I had the same thought today

:scared:

[ralps]

50. But Karen Hughes is the "Envoy to the Middle East" I believe. Who would

they replace her with??? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[gkhouston]

90. I hear Scotty's looking for work.

This is the Bush administration. Does it matter if he's qualified? I don't think Hughes is.

[gkhouston]

89. It wouldn't surprise me

unless, of course, they're saving her to replace Rummy. :scared:

[bleever]

38. My haiku for Scotty

Scotty, we hardly
Knew you, and yet somehow it's
Way more than enough.

[Olney Blue]

46. Great haiku, bleever!

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

48. Excellent!

:applause:

I knew last week that Scotty was next on the list of people who'd be making their exit. The writing was on the wall. Now if only lots of others would follow. But getting rid of Rove as the "brain" is a start. Yeah, Rover, you go take care of the election. Sure. Just you try.

[bleever]

53. Nice job on the song in your OP, Berry.

[Berry Cool]

64. Thanks, bleev

Although if I'd known you were going to post a picture of a shirtless Mac Davis, I might have refrained. :rofl:

[Botany]

52. Me too

Bleever tails Smack
Aspens are turning yellow
But it is spring?

[bleever]

67. Hey, I remember that tree; it tasted great.

Scotty, Rummy, Shrub,
Dick: connected at roots, turn
Traitor together.

[bleever]

47. "No clamor for Scott McClellan's head."

I...I shouldn't.

Never mind.

:evilgrin:

[SharonRB]

51. He hasn't been reading DU then.

[bleever]

54. God bless you, Sharon, for not having the same thoughts I had

about Jimmy-Jeff.


:thumbsup:


:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

56. Unlike me

Who knew exactly what you were saying. :blush:

[SharonRB]

65. I didn't

I swear I didn't.

All I thought about was DUers clamoring for Scotty's head. I guess my mind isn't in the same gutter as yours tonight. But your thought was much funnier than mine.

:rofl:

[Botany]

55. Gee I thought it would be about Scotty & Gannnon

Watching Scotty Blow.

[Patsy Stone]

57. Eeeew.

Yucky. :hi:

[Botany]

62. Did you ever read Gannon's ad for his services?

"I never leave marks but I make an unforgettable impression."

I still don't believe that a gay hooker goes to the White House and pretended
he was a real reporter and spends the night at the White House and gets to
ask questions to the President and his spokesman.

Good thing that they spent 70 million $s in looking into Clinton's B.J..

[RevCheesehead]

87. You know, that sounds suspiciously like Crispi's pen-pal.

:evilgrin:

[gkhouston]

91. Hey Cripsy, what kind of pen-pal is he?

Fountain or ball-point? Looked like a mechanical pencil to me.

[Berry Cool]

68. Oh, Bot, that was BAAAAAAD.

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

Uh-oh, I probably just really excited Scotty and Jimmy Jeff.

[Patsy Stone]

58. Happy 60th, Tim!

:loveya::loveya:

[Greylyn58]

63. OH ROCKY! HOW COULD YOU!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

72. Hey, Grey!

I love that man.

[Berry Cool]

69. I bet this birthday filled him with

antici...

[Patsy Stone]

71. LOL

Say it!

[Berry Cool]

73. Actually, this is an appropriate reference.

"Scotty...say goodbye to all this...and say hello to oblivion!"

[Patsy Stone]

76. Scott McClellan

It's all over. Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander. You are now my prisoner. ...


Or: They didn't like me. They never liked me. :)

[Greylyn58]

85. Hello Oblivion!!

:hi: :hi: :hi:

I use to love going to the midnight showings of the Rocky Horror Picture Show!!!

[Patsy Stone]

86. LOL

Really? Because I couldn't tell. :)

[bleever]

74. Tim's greatest role:

Long John Silver, in Muppet Treasure Island.

[Patsy Stone]

78. Did you ever see Pass the Ammo?

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/cinema/2636/passammo.htm

He was great as Reverend Ray. He was a televangelist. Ray's wife was played by Annie Potts. Stupid, weird, funny movie.

[bleever]

81. I'll put that on my list.

Maybe I can find some spare time next week.

[Patsy Stone]

84. Lucky you

Next week, I'm booked up solid.

[ralps]

59. Good Night you all, I'll see you all tomorrow night. Have a great day

tomorrow. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Olney Blue]

60. Night, ralps!

[Patsy Stone]

61. Night, ralps! n/t

[Patsy Stone]

66. It must be a derivation of Sarah

Because that means "princess" in Hebrew. I know because my middle name is Sara (no "h").

[Berry Cool]

75. Actually, I thought it meant "knife."

I looked it up because I once babysat a girl named Suri. Seriously. This was back in the '80s.

Maybe it's just a type of knife. I Googled it and found a reference to a knife used in India to cut cheap cigarettes.

[Patsy Stone]

80. Well then, that has nothing to do with

princesses or red roses, does it? :)

[RevCheesehead]

88. Patsy Sara Stone?

Your monogram is PSS? :rofl:

[SharonRB]

70. I didn't even think Tomkat had the baby in a hospital

Someone at work told me Tom had a hospital wing added in their house with any necessary equipment. I wonder if that's really true.

[Berry Cool]

79. Maybe that's why he needed the sonogram machine?

Furnishing a hospital wing in your house is expensive.

Anyway, Keith did not seem too happy about the tram story. As a NY commuter I think it upsets him every time he sees ineptness in response to a crisis on a form of NY public transport. Can't blame him.

Oh boy, the world is not exactly waiting for Michael Jackson's new music, is it?

And I KNEW KO would give Bill Bennett Worst Person in the World tonight! Too rich!

[Muffstser]

77. I LOVE that photo!

Just got home at the tail end of the TomKitten report.

[Berry Cool]

83. Don't you love how they added the baby in a separate flying saucer

to the "Tom Cruise Scares Me" graphic? It was all swaddled up tight, too, just like the $cientologi$t$ say to do.

Did anyone else catch Dana Milbank talking about how Keith's viewers would all be in trouble if Bill O'Reilly became head of the FBI? Imagine him with REAL power instead of just "Fox Security"! :scared:

Great show tonight, Keith. I offer my finest floaties: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: