Koeb 2/16/06 Was Cheney Lying???

[ralps]

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

1. Hush your mouth!

:rofl:

:hi: ralps

[ralps]

Hi bleever, LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Greylyn58]

2. Evening All

:hi: ralps and my fellow KOEBers! Hope everyone has had a great day. :grouphug:

Tonight's Countdown should be really good.

[ralps]

6. Hi Greylyn58 & Sheridan

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

9. Hello Greylyn and Sheridan, the debating dog!

[Patsy Stone]

12. Sheridan

the accountant dog. :)

Was Cheney lying? I'm going with HELL YES!

:hi:

[ralps]

15. Hi Patsy

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

58. Hi, ralps!

Nice illustration!

:hi:

[ralps]

67. I got it from the Olbermann fan website

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Olney Blue]

78. Hey! Isn't that Sheridan logging onto DU?!

[bleever]

3. Whoa! Did you draw that Keef, ralps?

Very nice, whoever did it.

[Berry Cool]

4. Nope, it's from Olbermann.org gallery

Bears all the signs of a Japanese artist, or someone trying to imitate manga, anyway. :-)

See you guys Way After the Show! :hi:

[ralps]

8. Hi BerryBush, yes it is from Olbermann.org

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[ralps]

5. Nope I got it from here

http://www.olbermann.org/ko/index.cfm?go=Gallery&y=2005
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

23. You gotta love Host on Toast:

[ralps]

30. :spray: LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

53. I know some young ladies who'd love to butter that bread.

:7

[Greylyn58]

71. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:woohoo:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:spray: :spray: :spray: :spray:

I'll take on the assignment!! :patriot:

[Berry Cool]

76. Baby, get the jelly.

I could go for a slow jam with some of that. :loveya:

[bleever]

88. I can just see a wide eyed Keefy exclaiming,

"I can't believe it's not butter!"


:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

94. Oh, my

"Sir, please step AWAY from the sub-thread!"

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

64. and they drew him wearing the gray suit too!!

:loveya:

:hi: bleev!!

dg

[Berry Cool]

102. The thing that cracks me up is that someone can scrape on a piece of toast

a crude approximation of an image of a human figure that appears to be wearing a tie and glasses, and call it an image of Keith Olbermann on toast.

What's more, that we can actually lust and drool after it for that reason. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

105. Has Golden Palace bid on it yet?

Hi, Berry! :hi:

[crispini]

7. Bwahahahahaha! KO is TOTALLY NAILING

the inconsistencies in the story! :loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

He's kicking ass!

I love the pic! How cool!

[ralps]

11. Hi crispini, Yay!!!! yes he is

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[crispini]

44. Hi ralps!

:toast: I like the addition to your sig! :D

[ralps]

70. Thanks

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

14. So many holes in this story, it's like Swiss cheese,

to go with the Swiss Miss.

[Botany]

24. But the Swiss Miss

Will get to mail in her report on what happened to the sheriff

meanwhile the sheriff is getting the needed paperwork from Cheney.

[bleever]

31. "Yes, these papers seem to be in order."

:rofl:

[Botany]

35. You all stop out to the ranch .... hear?

We are having some brisket and beer .... got some UT football tickets and the key to
the condo in Austin .... betya your son would like to see the Ohio State Longhorns game
this fall.

[crispini]

26. Indeed.

Hi Bleev! :hi:

Drinky?

[bleever]

32. Why, don't mind if I do!

Thank you.

A nice french wine, mademoiselle?

[crispini]

42. Ahhhhhhh...

Thanks! :toast:

[Clark2008]

39. I've been feeling poorly

So, tonight, tis Stella.

Stella Artois.

:hi:

[crispini]

49. Howdy!

Yum!

[Clark2008]

62. That be the Lady!

The beer of choice in many a pub!

How's my Crispini? :hi:

[crispini]

84. I'm fabulous!

Except I'm not packed yet, so I'm stressing. But it's only a weekend, so hopefully that won't be too hard.

[SharonRB]

87. I'm waiting until the morning to pack

I don't have to leave the house until about 11:30 or so, so I'll have time.

Are you staying over Sunday night and going right to Boston in the a.m.?

[Olney Blue]

51. Hope you feel better, Clark!

:hi:

[Clark2008]

60. Couple a more Stella's and I'll be fine as wine on the Rhine!

:)

:hi: Olney

[Patsy Stone]

63. Love Stella!

:toast:

[Clark2008]

72. STELLAAAAAA!!!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

91. LOL!

I was thinking more like



:)

[Olney Blue]

65. -or beer on a quail hunt!

[Patsy Stone]

79. Drinking and hunting?

Guns and liquor? Those two things are never, ever found together in firearm accidents! It's the most preposterous thing I've ever heard! :sarcasm:

Hi, Olney!

[Olney Blue]

89. Isn't that what *ucker Carlson said? No drinkee, no huntee.

Hi Patsy! I just saw the pic of you and Wolverine on the picture thread- are you the tall one, or the short one?!

[Patsy Stone]

96. Hey!

Who you callling short! :)

Yes, that's what he said. He's never even *heard* of anyone mixing those two. Um, has he ever seen COPS?

[Olney Blue]

99. I don't believe for a second that he has ever gone hunting.

[Botany]

28. Texas law .....

Shoot somebody and wait 18 hrs to meet w/ the police

[ralps]

40. Hi Botany

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Botany]

45. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

please don't tell the others.

[bleever]

41. "Shoot first, answer questions later...much later."

[Botany]

47. LOL

Go to the smoking Gun .....
Some people are allowed to fill out reports and mail em back to the sheriff.

and an other DUer caught this

WTF???-- Here are the names of two of the people in the hunting party

Gerardo Medellin
Oscar Medellin

Here's the Constable's name that backed the local Sheriff's off:

Ramiro Medellin Jr

Are these people related?

The report is at smokinggun.com here's the link to page 2 where the list of attendees is http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0216061cheney2.htm...

[WolverineDG]

75. Here's a sucker bet

Gerardo & Oscar work on the ranch (remember I said that they had rancheros flushing the quail????)

It's possible they are all related, especially if that family has been in Kenedy County for a long time. They might even be related to the Sheriff. :think:

C'mon reporters, start digging.....

dg

[Botany]

95. looks like they are .....

..... did you hear about the missing white girl in Aruba?

[WolverineDG]

115. ANOTHER ONE????

oh, it's one-note reeter.....

dg

[Botany]

117. Planned distraction

Is there any doubt that the media is under Rove's thumb?

[crispini]

Yup.

Beer?

[Botany]

59. Thanx Buddy

Need a back rub?

[crispini]

86. Always!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Botany]

106. ahh ahh ahhh

looks a little brokeback to me.

[Patsy Stone]

116. That works here too

if you're Rick Sanchez.

When he was an anchor at a local station, Rick hit a guy with his car after a Dolphins' game. He was allowed to go home and -- wait for it -- get his Driver's License, which he "forgot", and didn't end up taking a breathalyzer test until much, much later. The man slipped into a coma and eventually died.

[SharonRB]

10. Hi, everyone

:hi:

I'm late because there was a Trojan virus on the computer and hubby was trying to find it so he could clean it off.

[ralps]

13. Hi SharonRB, I hope he got rid of that virus!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SharonRB]

17. Not yet.

It's running another scan in the background. When I said to delete it or quarantine it, I got a message that neither could be done. Pretty scary.

[Patsy Stone]

16. Hi, Sharon!

Sorry to hear about that! I'm late because I had some loose ends and errands to finish. Here now, looking at the GSB suit, and thinking about packing.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

19. Hi, Patsela!

Isn't the GSB suit darker than this? I don't think this is it.

Tweety was wearing a tie tonight that looked just as much like ours as KO's did last night. Maybe KO gave it to him.

[Patsy Stone]

55. This is the one

that I think of as GSB. I think there's another brown one, but darker, but this is the one with the color that defies description

[crispini]

20. I *thought* that's the GSB suit.

Do you think he's sending us a message by wearing it tonight with the mint chocolate chip tie? Message being, "The Jerry Garcia tie doesn't go with this suit after all." :rofl:

[crispini]

22. That sounds most unfortunate!

Hi Sharon :hi: and good luck with that.

[SharonRB]

27. Thanks, Crispi!

[WolverineDG]

29. Hi Sharon!

:hi:

packed yet? I'm getting that way, except one of the cats keeps jumping in my suitcase. I might have a stowaway if I'm not careful. :crazy:

dg

[Clark2008]

18. Cute!

I like the little comic Keef!

Sorry, I'm late. I was basking in the beauty of EDVs over on the "Post a Pic" thread. :loveya:

[ralps]

21. Hi Clark2008, I'll have to post an old photo of me there sometime soon

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[WolverineDG]

25. Here's the answer

from the DUH file: Yes.

As is Mrs. Armstrong (how much botox has she had anyway?).

As for the sheriff, he probably got his marching orders from the Armstrongs. Don't rock the boat & we'll let you keep your job.

:loveya: ko for pointing out all the inaccuracies (& here's another good one: cheney said the sun was in his eyes, yet he still fired his gun anyway?)

dg

[ralps]

33. Hi WolverineDG, also consider that the previous sheriff of the county

is now a "Ranch hand" on the Armstrong ranch- at least that's what I read on one of today's threads. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[WolverineDG]

46. That's what happens in small counties

I bet that ranch is the largest employer & that several members of the Sheriff's family work there.

dg

[SharonRB]

48. Hey, DG

Should we exchange flight numbers so we can check to make sure each other's flights get in on time?

[WolverineDG]

52. check your pm

I need to go get my iten off the fridge. :)

dg

[SharonRB]

74. Got it

I sent you mine.

[WolverineDG]

83. Hey Crispy!

What's your flight info? hee hee!!

j/k

:silly:

dg

[Berry Cool]

36. LOL, KO is rockin' again tonight.

OK, so I came back a bit soon. But hey.

[Botany]

38. But Mr. W is praticing Law from the ICU right now.

:rofl:

Hell of a lawyer

birdshot in his liver, lung, and heart ..... in the ICU ....... just had a heart attack
and he is sitting up doing some legal work?

"Honey, bring the file for Smith v Interstate Trucking inc., my legal pads, highlighter,
and the law books for commerce in Oklahoma. I hope to go to trial next week. No
more delays or motions."

[WolverineDG]

50. He's probably passing files

to partners &/or associates to handle while he's out of the office. I was once in a car accident with another attorney. She refused to go to the hospital because "she had court." I told her that I'd heard the judges take all sorts of BS excuses from attys who were always late, never prepared, etc, & since she wasn't one of THEM, the judge in question would CERTAINLY excuse her from court that day. :crazy:

dg

[Berry Cool]

82. Law books? Who needs steenkin' law books?

Has he never heard of LexisNexis?

The computer is my Shepardizer, I shall not panic!

[Botany]

85. Harry is old School .....

.... besides he has some hollowed out to keep his "sippin' whiskey" ready.

[Berry Cool]

100. OK, but I'm not surprised at all that he's still working.

You know how lawyers hate to spend time just sitting around recovering from being shot...I mean, it doesn't count as billable hours. :shrug:

[Botany]

114. i think haliburton has him on a retainer

I expect a 20 million $ over bill in Iraq might find it's way to
that tough old lawyer's bank account ...

Cayman or Swiss?

I really do think he is significantly worse then they are saying ....
sitting up and doing legal work ..... right.

[Olney Blue]

34. Hi ralps et al.!

Keith is nailing the shooter and scooter!

[ralps]

37. Hi Olney Blue

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

43. "I can't wait a minute more..."

"tell me, Grandma Tae Kwon Do, Kwon Do, Kwon Do..."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That just MAY be Keith's silliest, most far-reaching pun yet.

:loveya: Keith.

[ralps]

54. Wow!!! 70+ Tae Kwon Do Black Belt Grandmas!!! Cool

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Clark2008]

56. His figgin' beard to paint his figgin' picture.

:rofl:

Brand of turpentine that will not cause split ends.

:rofl: :rofl:

[Olney Blue]

57. OMG- can you imagine living with that bearded painter?

ugh

[Berry Cool]

68. Can YOU imagine living with Pencil Guy?

Not me. I don't think I'd be penciling him in my datebook.

He just erased his chances with me.

I wouldn't want to see what he does around a sharpener.

"Need some wood?"

:rofl:

[Olney Blue]

73. Stop! You're killin me!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[crispini]

90. Bwahahahahaha!

[ralps]

61. Gross!!! A pencil in your bladder????????

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Clark2008]

69. Bladder?

Pencil-dicked geek.

:silly:

[Berry Cool]

93. Yeah. His biggest problem was that when it came to his sex life,

he just couldn't get the lead out.

[bleever]

113. Ouch.

You beat me to that joke.

:rofl:

[Gogi]

127. I once worked on an ER report of a guy who came in with...

a cold cream jar shoved up his wazoo. He claimed his friends did it to him when they were all drunk. RRRiiighttt! All I could think of was: how on earth could you get one of those large glass cold cream jars my mother used to buy up someone's ass? Okay, so they may have smaller ones, but consider the shape!


Watch out KO, wild EDV's headed your way!!!!!! :hi: Wish I could join them, but maybe later (in April) I can try to get arrested by the NYPD for protesting. :loveya: Free accomodations!

[bleever]

66. LOFL! The Stanford Tree, cheering under the influence.

Cal and Stanford love punking each other. The Tree's been beaten up; Oski Bear has had his head ripped off and stolen. Those crazy college kids.

[ralps]

77. Cool Keith's covering the Abramoff- Rove ties!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Clark2008]

80. Who else would?

:shrug:

No one else knows that truthful news equal good news.

[bleever]

81. Shuster says Abramoff got more from Rove than vice versa...

but David: you might want to take a look at Diebold, ES&S, and the possibility that Rove wouldn't be in the WH without Jack's help.

[Botany]

92. You can bet you Bleever Pond that Karl got stuff from Abramoff

i.e. Help HAVA through Bob Ney of Ohio that effectively has diebold & EES count 80%
of the US vote ....

Fun fact .... a staff person from Ney went to work inside the White House as he was
still getting paid by diebold ..... and that person helped write HAVA.

[Berry Cool]

119. BREAKING NEWS! Diebold gets new contract!

They have just been contracted to provide all the touch-screen machines and computing equipment for Olympic figure skating!

"This way," officials said, "no one will have to worry anymore about whether or not the results are correct. All the problems we had before will be fixed!"

[ralps]

97. Today's worst person in the world is--- Josh Kaiser gets shot in the head

by his girlfriend??? :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

98. LOL! Armstrong snark in the WPITW segment!

"From her ranch in South Texas..."

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

101. That poor Whippet

Where is she?? Anyone flying into JFK tomorrow, keep your eyes open. :)

[Berry Cool]

104. Yeah...it's not too late

to Whippet..Whippet good!

(sorry)

[CBHagman]

125. Indeed, Berry.

Puns AND '80s references. I like it.

[WolverineDG]

110. We're scheduled for La Guardia

I hope they find that poor dog soon!!! How the hell did she get out of her cage?

dg

[ralps]

103. A Missing Whippit Poor Doggy :cry: please show up soon Vivi!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :cry:

[Patsy Stone]

107. A BOMBSHELL(!!!) in the Natalee case...

Um, Rita? If they haven't found her, or a killer, NO BOMBSHELL!

[WolverineDG]

111. Oh I missed that

zapped over to the Olympics before I could hear there's something (read: nothing) new about the Natalee case.

dg

[Botany]

108. Rita!

Missing White Women Story.

[Patsy Stone]

118. Did I ever tell you

You are my Fav?

:hi:

[SharonRB]

109. 'nite, everyone

I'll see some of you tomorrow!!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

[WolverineDG]

112. hasta manana, sharon!!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

dg

[Berry Cool]

122. Have fun gals!

We'll be thinkin' of ya!

[Patsy Stone]

123. You will all just have to come the next time

That's all there is to it. :)

[WolverineDG]

129. Thanks!! n/t

[ralps]

124. I hope you all have a really good trip & a Great time this weekend!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :cry:

[WolverineDG]

128. thanks ralps!

mind the store until we get back, ok? :)

dg

[Patsy Stone]

120. For real!

:woohoo: Have a safe flight.

[Patsy Stone]

121. Night, all!

Off to pack.

:bounce:

For those of you flying; have a safe trip! For those of you not flying; have a safe trip!

[CC]

126. Everyone going to NY have a

safe trip and lots of fun. Some one has to take pics for the rest of us too.