KOEB 1/20/06 (Friday Night Wilson Pickett Tribute Edition)

[Berry Cool]

Hey fans...don't wait till the midnight hour to see Keith:



See you here soon!

[CBHagman]

1. Hey, BerryBush.

:hi:

By the way, I switched over to MSNBC just in time to see Chris Matthews and his latest unholy trinity: Joe Scarborough, Tucker Carlson, and Rita Cosby. :puke: How balanced :sarcasm:

Is the staff at Hairball drunk or incompetent?

[SharonRB]

2. I think a little bit of both

I hate Tweety!

:hi: CB

[Berry Cool]

8. Tweety only has those "Cold Sh*ts" on his show because Rick Kaplan

dumped their shows on Friday nights. This is their BOOBY prize...emphasis on "BOOBY."

Talk about the Three Stooges. They made Osama sound more acceptable than Hillary.

Oh, great. Yahoo has already turned over my search info. Thanks for letting me know, Keith. *sigh*

[Clark2008]

27. Opt out

Look at their updated privacy statement at
http://privacy.yahoo.com/privacy <http://privacy.yahoo.com/privacy > .

About half-way down the page, in the section on cookies, you will see a
link that says WEB BEACONS.

Click on the phrase “Web Beacons.” On the page that opens, find a
paragraph entitled "Outside the Yahoo Network."

In that section find a little "Click Here to Opt Out" link that will let
you "opt-out" of their snooping. Be careful! NOT to click on the next
button shown. It is an "Opt Back In" button that, if clicked, will UNDO
the opt-out.

Note that Yahoo’s invasion of your privacy – and your ability to opt-out
of it – is not user-specific. It is MACHINE specific. That means you
will have to opt-out on every computer (and browser) you use.

[Berry Cool]

96. Thanks, Clark.

No more spying on me any more than I can possibly help it...

[CBHagman]

37. Hi, Sharon.

:hi:

Did I tell you about the time Tweety was taping his damnable program at a restaurant on the waterfront in Georgetown, and a woman walked by and shouted, "Chris Matthews, you're a punk, and you were a punk 20 years ago"?

[SharonRB]

39. I love it!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

4. I saw them too

pontificating on Hillary and the Dems in '06 and '08. Yeah, I'm gonna listen to their advice. :hi:

[SharonRB]

5. Hey, Pats

KO is snarking amazingly with CC.

Love the shirt and tie, but not with this brown suit. We really need to get that tie soon.

[Patsy Stone]

17. I was thinking that on the way home

But now that you point it out, you're right, it's time to move.

The snark was great. I loved the "6 year olds" remark, although 6 year-old are way smarter than that. And the "I had my fingers crossed when I signed this" line.

Hi! Good Shabbos.



BTW, KKKarl (who looks even worse than usual, btw), I just used Google to find that picture.

[SharonRB]

18. Shabbat Shalom to you, Pats

Four weeks from tonight we'll be Shabbating together.

[Patsy Stone]

23. We so will be, sweetie.

Over martinis. :rofl:

ed: cuz.

[SharonRB]

25. Do you think we can get a

Manischewitz martini?

:rofl:

[bleever]

89. You ladies gonna want something to nosh on with those.

[crispini]

92. Bwahahahahaha!

[Olney Blue]

10. They must be throwing them a bone, since their shows

are going to be preempted the next few Friday nights.

I hated it- it was like a mini-Rita horror show.

[Berry Cool]

20. Did you hear them discussing the honeymoon cruise ship guy?

Yeah, like THAT's a subject Tweety usually covers! I'm sure Rita forced him to spend time on it. Bleagh.

[Olney Blue]

32. Yes, excuse me while I

:puke:

[Patsy Stone]

3. No Craig.

Wrong. It's not a coincidence that OBL popped up when he did. They needed the correlation. Don't fall for it. Read KO's Nexus of Politics of Terror.

[Olney Blue]

6. Hi Berry! Happy Friday Night.

:hi:

[drfresh]

7. Keith just said "Would-be dictator"

in regard to the NSA case. "Is it to their advantage to make the president look like a superhero, or a would-be-dictator, or is it just happening by accident?"

or something like that. In any case I'm glad he's on the story! :)

[SharonRB]

12. Hi, drfresh

Welcome to DU and to the KOEB.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

14. Happy Friday night, all

:hi: Or at least as happy as it can be, knowing Big Brother is watching you.

Oh, Wicked Pickett, you're lucky you're out of all this.

[Olney Blue]

16. Hi drfresh!

It's very nice to have you here!

:hi:

[drfresh]

29. Thanks Olney Blue ! Thanks SharonRB! Thanks Patsy Stone!

I was a bit bummed before, but you guys and Keith O are putting a grin on my face! :) Actually I've been on this forum before but it looks like it has new life. Thanks for the welcome, its very nice to be here!

/edited to thank Patsy Stone too. Wow, you guys sure are good in the warm welcome department. And there's less flames than the GD to boot.

[SharonRB]

33. New life?

We've always been full of life.

[drfresh]

35. Always? There was a dry spell a while ago

In November I think.. definately not as busy as it is now!

[SharonRB]

38. Maybe around the holidays it was a bit slower

And we do tend to slow down a bit in the summer when people have other things to do. But, usually, we're here like clockwork.

[Olney Blue]

43. That was before I joined, Dr.

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

95. Welcome back, drfresh

Of course, things are so lively here now because I'm around. LOL.

Oh, I should have known KO would mention Tony Franciosa. "A Face in the Crowd" really is an excellent movie. I would recommend it to all who are displeased with the current administration. It leaves you thinking "Some things never change, do they?"

[RevCheesehead]

105. welcome to the KOEB, drfresh!

Nice to see another cheddarhead in our midst! (I'm near Green Bay, and Ralps is in Milwaukee)
:hi:
You're in Eau Claire? Cool! I lived there a couple of years ago... I loved it!

[drfresh]

106. Hi Rev!

Thanks much for the warm welcome. Actually I've seen your posts here before, and I kind of guessed that you were a fellow Wisconsinite :) Eau Claire is a def. a great town with good progressive roots.. think I'll stay for a while. Hey, my dear mom is actually a UMC pastor as well, you might have met her at a conference or something!

[Patsy Stone]

28. Hey, drfresh

Happy Friday and welcome! :hi:

[Clark2008]

45. Oh! A newbie after my own heart!

A Clarkie and KOEBer!!

:hug: welcome, welcome, welcome!!

:hi:

[Clark2008]

69. Excuse me... you're male.

I should say a Clarkie and a fan of KO.

;)

But, men do have estrogen... just, eh... not so much. :7

[drfresh]

107. Haha, last I checked

I'm a big fan of both Wes and Keith. How can't you be? :) .. Nice to meet you. Say, can you tell me what the EB in KOEB stands for?

[CBHagman]

108. It stands for "Estrogen Brigade."

However, both genders frequent this group.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

109. also: EDV = estrogen driven vixen.

That's what Botany calls us. :)

Our guys here have their own testosterone brigade, too - for when Alison Stewart subs for Keith (called the ASTB). And yes, the guys post floaty hearts for her, too.--->:loveya:

[WolverineDG]

97. it's not an accident!!

:hi: drfresh!

dg

[SharonRB]

9. Ooh -- time to buy Google

I'm sure it will go back up. It was way overpriced.

[ralps]

11. Hi BerryBush, Hi Everyone.

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Olney Blue]

77. Hi ralps! I got here late too. Nice to see you!

:hi:

How's your computer?

[Olney Blue]

13. Google, stand strong.

[SharonRB]

15. In the long run, I think standing their ground will help their stock

Everything was down today.

[Olney Blue]

19. Did you read the Stock Market thread today?

:scared:

[SharonRB]

21. I read one of them, but I'm sure there was more than one.

[Patsy Stone]

22. 213 pts.

That's a lot.

[Patsy Stone]

24. Yes! He's doing the insider trading story!

Go, go KO! :loveya:

[crispini]

30. Yes, this is EXACTLY the kind of thing...

that *I* could be busted on if *I* did it. SUCKS. Go Brian Baird! :woohoo:

Hi Patsela! :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

51. Yes and that Martha was popped for

:mad:

Now do you see why I called it GSB? It's not even really a color.

[WolverineDG]

99. actually

she got popped for lying to federal investigators. nice how THEY can lie to YOU without recrimination, but YOU can't lie to THEM....

and how much time has ken lay done in the big house??? ::crickets::

dg

[spooky3]

101. I caught only a few mins. tonight and that story was on

Good work, Keith.

[crispini]

26. THIS is the GSB suit!

Isn't it?

Hi ladies! :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

31. Yes.

With a poor choice of accoutrements. :hi:

Happy Friday, girl!

[Olney Blue]

36. Hi Crispi- what is the GSB suit?

:shrug:

I don't like the Regis shirt/tie combo.

[crispini]

44. Goose Shit Brown

Hi Olney! :hi: I do like the shirt and tie, but not with this suit.

[Olney Blue]

53. What color suit works with this lavender?

Maybe a darker brown? (never heard of GSB- did you guys make that up?!!!!)

[Patsy Stone]

55. That would be me.

Hi, Olney! :hi:

[bleever]

60. Sheer poetry, that.

:hi:

[Olney Blue]

64. You're an inspiration!

[SharonRB]

67. I see the goose

but I don't see the shit.

[Olney Blue]

81. It was used to make Keith's suit, apparently.

[Patsy Stone]

84. You beat me to that one

:rofl:

[SharonRB]

86. LOL

:rofl:

[SharonRB]

56. Black or charcoal

[Patsy Stone]

83. Not too many things, actually

If you're not going to dress in Tom Wolfe off-white, I can't really think of a color. Maybe, on the right guy, a navy so blue it's black. But it's tough. It's sorta Pimpadelic.

[WolverineDG]

100. i missed the show

have to catch it on the rerun to see this combo. if the suit is really that bad, he should have worn THE gray suit again....
:loveya:

dg

[bleever]

46. Stands for

Goose Shit Brown.

My thoughts exactly!

:hi:

[Olney Blue]

50. Hi bleever!

:hi:

Happy Friday.

[bleever]

57. Happy Friday, Olney.

Kinda bummed that crispi beat me on the GSB info.


:(


:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

61. Lookee who's here.

Happy Friday! :toast:

[bleever]

66. Cheers, Pats.

[Patsy Stone]

79. Perfectly perfect

Thanks! :loveya:

[crispini]

71. Hi Bleev!

Sorry to beat you to the punch. :rofl:

[bleever]

78. Hi ms. crispi.

To the weekend:

[crispini]

90. Cheers!

[gkhouston]

103. it fits like the GSB suit, but the color looks lighter with this

horrible shirt/tie combo. (Love that shirt and tie, Keith, but not with this suit.) I'm not sure this is it.

[Patsy Stone]

110. You know, you might be right

Are there two brown suits? I seemed to remember it being uglier.

:hi: Gina!

[gkhouston]

111. Whirly used to swear he had a taupe suit

maybe this was it? Or maybe it's new? :shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

34. KO thread from GD. It already has one vote for the greatest page

And, no, it's not mine. :)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=198090&mesg_id=198090

[Mabus]

40. Now it has two

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

42. Hi, Mabus

:) :hi:

[Mabus]

68. Howdy, howdy,howdy

Seen Edwina or Sapphie lately?

[Patsy Stone]

85. No! Bitch Trolls

They must be in Morocco without me. :)

[crispini]

47. Why are people torqued up at Tweety?

What did he do this time? I missed something.

[Mabus]

52. He had on the three stooges

Rita, Joe and Tucker, an all RW panel of commentators. He is threatening to do it every week.

[Berry Cool]

80. They are only on there because their shows got canned on Fridays

for the time being.

Keith still has his show, so he's not part of the fiasco.

But ick, to see all three of them lined up like that makes you understand why some people call it MSGOP!

[Patsy Stone]

59. The Usual Suspects showed up.

Tucker and Reeter.

[bleever]

62. Did you see where Kerry slapped him down for asking if

dissenters help Osama?

I'm guessing that's it.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

63. I know that was one thing

It was all over DU earlier today. I guess he really slammed Michael Moore or something.

[SharonRB]

65. Here it is -- it's on the front page

John Kerry responds to NBC's Chris Matthews' partisan attack on Michael Moore
by John in DC - 1/19/2006 10:51:00 PM

Kerry just released the following statement. Good for him.

"You'd think the only focus tonight would be on destroying Osama Bin Laden, not comparing him to an American who opposes the war whether you like him or not. You want a real debate that America needs? Here goes: If the administration had done the job right in Tora Bora we might not be having discussions on Hardball about a new Bin Laden tape. How dare Scott McClellan tell America that this Administration puts terrorists out of business when had they put Osama Bin Laden out of business in Afghanistan when our troops wanted to, we wouldn't have to hear this barbarian's voice on tape. That's what we should be talking about in America." -- John Kerry

Along those lines, Dick Cheney said this today:

"It is no accident that we haven't been hit in more than four years."

Oh yeah? It's also no accident that Osama bin Laden hasn't been captured in more than four years.

[bleever]

72. That's it.

Thanks!

[SharonRB]

76. Thanks for the Cosmo!

Yum!

[Patsy Stone]

91. Good guessing

So much better than my answer. I'm off to watch Sleeper Cell.

[bleever]

93. Personal trivia: because of what happens when I rent movies,

my Netflix password is "Sleeper".


:)

[Patsy Stone]

102. And the ATM password is Bosco?

LOL. That's what happens when I read. Do you think they'd personalize my library card? :)

It's a good show. Very 24. Lots of cinéma vérité and high tension. And this guy from The Mummy:

[crispini]

41. OMG! The local ad that's running now

is for "Frontiers," a sportman / outdoor / gun show that's going to be here -- and the "announcer" is standing in the show with a gun and his foot on a big ol' BAY AIR! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[gkhouston]

104. is the Bay Air one of ours?

If so, we'd better rescue her, pronto, before she bites his ass. Then again, maybe not. ;-)

[Patsy Stone]

48. And another KO thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x198016

[Patsy Stone]

49. Cufflinks

He's wearing cufflinks. Sigh...

[Berry Cool]

82. This appears to be his only shirt

that REQUIRES cufflinks...

[Greylyn58]

54. Evening All

Hope everyone is doing well tonight. Keith is looking good also. God I love this man's snark!!! He is sooooo hot!!!!

[Olney Blue]

75. Hi Greylyn!

:hi:

[crispini]

58. "When I wrote the book I was not in bed with him."

ROFL! :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

70. Oh, this poor whale

I just want to go help it out.

[crispini]

73. This whale is ill and ...

it's trying to flipping tell us something. We are effing up the natural world, and we'd better cut it the eff out, right quick.

[Clark2008]

74. Poor whale

:cry:

I hope it makes it out.

And, why, in the hell, have they not airlifted that beauty out? They're an island, it's a mammal. It could survive a short jaunt to pop it back into salt water. Couldn't it?

[Olney Blue]

88. Hi Clark

I read where they are trying to figure how to get it out- its so heavy

[SharonRB]

87. Felafel has another context.

That's definitely someone you should say no to.

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

94. I was LOL when that woman mentioned a falafel!

I KNEW what THAT would make Keith think of!

Seriously, poor boy. I know we are not supposed to believe all his hard-luck dating stories, but sheesh, what kind of fool would tell him 25 minutes into a date that she should have said no to him?

Keith better look out. If he decides to take this woman's tack and accept all his propositions, well, given that there's an invasion of his city planned for next month, he may be in big trouble...:evilgrin:

[Berry Cool]

98. Here's another good thread:

The payoff is at the end, but it's worth it:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2381690