KOEB 12/22/05: Best of Oddball; tomorrow's: Favorite Things 2005

[Berry Cool]

Today on Dan Patrick's radio show, Keith said tonight's Countdown would be the show presenting the best of the Oddball segments, and that tomorrow night's show would be a wrapup of the year in news. Just thought everyone might like to know, in case you want to make sure you catch anything of Keith that's on.

I'm not sure Keith's going to be on the radio tomorrow. At the end of his segment, he and Dan wished each other a Merry Christmas, implying they will not do a show together until after Christmas. But at the end of the whole show, Dan wished everyone a happy holiday weekend (Dan is still convinced that he has to say "Happy Holidays" for the sake of "political correctness"...Keith has already lectured him on this quite a bit), so the implication there seems to be that HE will not be on tomorrow and maybe Keith will be on with a guest. I'll be listening, anyway.

Edited to add picture!!!!

[ralps]

1. Hi BerryBush, Hi Everyone. thanks for letting us know

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:
added the Hi everyone

[Patsy Stone]

At least we can see him and play spot "the tie". :)

Hey, Berry :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

2. So, is this tonight's thread?

I feel so much better, just seeing and hearing Keith.
He's good medicine. :loveya:

[ralps]

5. Hi RevCheesehead

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

7. Hey, ralps!

Are you ready for Christmas?

[ralps]

10. Yes I am, i hope you are ready also

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

12. Not exactly...

but I am closer than I was a few hours ago. Tarzhey is my friend. :)

[bleever]

18. J'aime beaucoup Tarzhey.

J'ais trouver beaucoup chose pour la famille et amis.

[RevCheesehead]

21. Jaime shops at Target?

It's good to choose for missing families?

:shrug:

[bleever]

32. Je roule riant sur le plancher.

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

36. OK, you're mocking me, aren't you?

I rolled with the punches?

[bleever]

43. French speakers? Mocking someone?

Eet would not be zee way of zee French.

(Not that I'm French. I was just forced to study it in high school, in college, and at a university.)

[RevCheesehead]

45. Almost impossible to imagine, isn't it?

[bleever]

46. LOL. God how I loved Monty Python.

[RevCheesehead]

51. What'll he do? Nibble your bum?

Fortunately, I have one of these:

[Patsy Stone]

48. "He says he's already got one!"

:rofl: You dirty English kn-ig-it.

[Berry Cool]

30. Ah, Tarzhay! C'est le meilleur! Le magasin plus beau du tout!

Or at least that's what we say all over in Ohio, right?

[RevCheesehead]

3. You know that intro where he talks about "string theory?"

He's wearing the Gold Neat tie.

[Patsy Stone]

4. Okay

I thought so. :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

6. You don't think he bought it for himself, do ya?

Just re-living the Great Tie Debate of last year. Definately one of our best of 2005 moments, don't ya think? :)

[Patsy Stone]

35. Good Times

How many polls were there? :rofl:

This Mehlman montage is great.

[RevCheesehead]

37. At least 3...

which sounds like a lot, until you remember Cheney's four deferrments. Or was that five??

[Patsy Stone]

44. Maybe someone

sent him Gold Neat anyway? :rofl:

Yes, FIVE deferments.

[SharonRB]

8. I'm skipping the show tonight

We've got C-SPAN on. I think the Senate is supposed to be coming back, but they're not on yet.

[Patsy Stone]

9. Still amazed at all the guys with the nails in their heads.

Who'd ever imagine there we so many of them??

[Patsy Stone]

11. The Narcoleptic Dachshund!

LOFL! I never saw Rusty.

[RevCheesehead]

13. Patsy gets her entire segment???

You go, girl!!! :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

14. Thank you! Good night!

I'll take that shout out! :loveya:

Yes, Florida...

[RevCheesehead]

16. I'm just guessing here, mind you,...

but what do you think? 40%? 50%? (references to the state weed)

[Patsy Stone]

23. I think it's stupid criminals

and really weird things.

[bleever]

15. What's WITH Florida, anyway?

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

19. It's the heat

It does crazy things to people. That and all the golf, tennis, and deep sea fishing. I have no idea.

[Patsy Stone]

17. We're missing a picture...

:loveya:

[bleever]

27. Okay, what's he holding? I think I saw the story, and I'm pretty sure

it isn't what I first thought it was...


:shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

33. What is

a piece of Christo fabric?

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

53. Yes, the fabric is from the dreaded Gates.

How could we forget those??

[Clark2008]

20. Pats!! Odd news in the state of Florida!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

29. I thought of you!

I had hoped he would read the names in the stories. That way we could have found out what their middle names were! :rofl:

[Clark2008]

42. Well, the oldest living Bunny is in Knoxville.

Bunny... Knoxville... two of us birds with one stone. ;)

[CC]

22. Hello everyone and see Keith

is sending out lots of shouts to Patsy.

[Berry Cool]

24. I just added a picture.

Sorry about that, I thought honestly that someone else would start the actual show thread, but that's OK!

Yes, it's the tribute to Florida again! Love it!

And Keith's wearing my favorite suit tomorrow night too! :loveya: Keith. Missed those standups!

:hi: all! See you after the show!

on edit: ah...those blue eyes in that other picture...CLUNKKKKK...

[CC]

28. He is a sight to see in anything,

Specially after being off the last few days.:loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

31. Hey, Ferretessa

It's something in the water. People down here are just plain nuts. No two ways about it. :hi:

[CC]

34. Having grown up in Orlando I blame

the shrubs. FL used to be so laid back. Well at least central FL was.

[RevCheesehead]

25. I LOVE that picture, Berry!

For Keith: :loveya::loveya::loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

26. Aw, shucks...

That was so wonderful. :cry:

Thanks, Countdown! We love ya, too!

[Patsy Stone]

39. I don't remember if I commented on "Daddy's Little Princess"

and her first bear kill at 8 the other night, but :wtf:

[Berry Cool]

54. "Kilt 'er a b'ar when she was only 8..."

"Daddy, Daddy's Princess, Queen of the Wild Frontier..."

[ralps]

38. Yay, Furry oddballs

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

40. Best. Line. Ever: "I for one would like to welcome our crab overlords."

My favorite Simpsons reference of 2005.


:thumbsup:

[ralps]

41. Boy that's a chubby kittie!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

56. I told Bella, "Look, he could be your boyfriend."

"Learn from this!"

I doubt it worked.

[Patsy Stone]

47. Pubicle hair

still :rofl: funny.

[Clark2008]

52. And on her vibrator!

How would one know it wasn't theirs?
:shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

58. I have always wanted to know the answer to that question

Always. :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

57. Ah, hearing about a wife finding a foreign pubic hair on a guy's vibrator.

It never gets old, does it?

[Patsy Stone]

59. Not if you just keep saying "pubicle".

Then it's funny each and every time. :)

[Berry Cool]

62. Yes, I think it is that word "pubicle" or "pubical"

that puts it over the top!

[RevCheesehead]

49. So, do you think they should sell this as a DVD?

Or do we send Berry the $$ to burn a CD for us?

[ralps]

50. They should make a DVD of both year end shows

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

55. That would be fun

They could start it as a the first in a series, and we'd have a Keithclopedia of each year. :)

[Berry Cool]

61. It depends. How many times do you want to see that Hall of Fame bit again?

Man, Keith. Weak ending. We've seen it on every vacation you've taken this year. Should have at least added some new people to it since first producing it--there have been so many candidates the past few months alone!

That having been said, though...

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

anyway.

And missed you, too! What a sight for sore eyes!

Can't wait till tomorrow night. Don't think I'll be here for that but I will be watching. Have fun all! ::hi: And if I don't see you all till then, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and all that other jazz!

[ralps]

64. If I don't see you tomorrow BerryBush, Have a very Merry Christmas, Happy

Hanukkahand so on. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :hug: :hug: :hug: :loveya: :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

66. Happiest of everything, Berry!

I never want to see it again either if there's a chance of new news and fresh Countdown (keep the repeats to two, couldja please, Countdown?), but on those cold, winter nights, you just pop the DVD in the player et voila! :)

[CC]

60. Going to say goodnight, must wrap

a couple gifts before the hubby gets home. Hope every one has a great Chrismaramakwanzaakahfest filled with love and peace.

Edited to add Happy Holidays and Season's Greetings...so much easier to type.

[Berry Cool]

63. You too, Ferretessa!

and all the animals, and all the ships at sea!

[ralps]

65. Good Night CC, Have a very Happy Holiday

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

67. You too, CC

Best of everything! :toast:

[Gogi]

68. I'll take the June 30th soundbites as a shout out to me.....

since that's my birthday! And now I'll shut up before I start sounding like that crazy lady who says Letterman is sending her messages.

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanzaa and Merry Festivus the holiday for the rest of us!

:loveya: KO, Merry Christmas!

[Berry Cool]

69. Thanks ralps, Patsy, Gogi, everyone!

Here's to tonight's show...should be fun!!

Merry Christmas, Keith! :loveya: