KOEB 11/3/05 (The "Scooter Says He Didn't Do It" Edition)

[Berry Cool]

Well, I'm trying to start a thread, anyway:



Is this picture of Keith hot, or what?

If you feel so moved, post away...

[Botany]

1. Roll up your sleeves and look busy time

Get em brownie!

[Sydnie]

7. ROFL!!!

"even the pResident rolls them up to the elbow" :rofl:

[Botany]

10. It is all about imagine

Not a damn thing about really doing anything.

[Patsy Stone]

16. "Is there anything I need to tweak?"

Oy. Brownie, get off the payroll! :hi: Bot!

[Botany]

24. Fucker is pulling in 150 K/year

150,000/12 = 12,500 / month

So after letting NOLA go under water and quitting he has pulled in
30,000 K

[Patsy Stone]

26. Nice work if you can get it...

:puke:

[Botany]

29. I wonder how much he is getting under the table from the former

FEMA head (ex room mate) who he funneled millions of dollars worth of
work to.

It might just be the rum but I think Brownie should get a
a bottle and a pistol and take a "walk over the hill" and
stop the screaming in his skull.

What a piece of dung ..... how many died because of his
utter incompetence?

damn cable went out ..... for the TV but the PC / web still
works both come from the same line too.

[Patsy Stone]

30. First:

"It might just be the rum but I think Brownie should get a
a bottle and a pistol and take a "walk over the hill" and
stop the screaming in his skull." :rofl:

I believe that Brownie was put in place to hand out the FEMA checks in Florida last year. He never had any idea how anything worked, or how to get anything to move. * and the BFEE ran FEMA to buy votes in FL. Everything was mobilized without him and without notifying him, probably.

I think he was doing his job the same shitty way he always had, but this time the BFEE was on vacation, or passing kidney stones.

[Botany]

36. I am sure he is just a flunky but ....

.... how can he live with himself?


All the dead, NO underwater, and he is exposed as a joke.

What a POS

[bleever]

45. Hey:

I don't want to miss a chance to curse Michael Brown.

But I think that he's cursed with or without my efforts.

[Berry Cool]

56. "Tweak" was the damning word here

and Keith was right on it.

"Tweak."

He completely IGNORES the desperate plea for help and asks "Is there anything I can tweak?"

You needed to do a hell of a lot more than TWEAK, Brownie...you needed to DO SOMETHING.

Besides be a fashion god, that is (sheesh).

It really IS all image with these people, isn't it? Rolled-up sleeves on idle arms.

[Patsy Stone]

58. Hi, Berry!

That's because he never did this before. He had no idea what to do because everything was done for him by others. I think he assumed others were taking care of things and that he just had to make a call or send an e-mail to someone who would make everything go away.

Why, as a human being, he did nothing, well, that may never be answered.

[Berry Cool]

77. Hi, Patsela!

Michael Brown to me is like Exhibit A of the rich kid who never had to do much of anything in life and has had everything handed to him on a silver platter ever since through his family wealth and connections. I could almost feel sorry for him for never having learned how to really work and earn a living...but then I remember how many people DIED on his watch and that feeling fades real quick.

He didn't HAVE to accept a cushy six-figure job that required him to do nothing until it suddenly required him to do something...but he did...and now he's stuck.

Yet somehow, he's still getting paid.

[RevCheesehead]

80. you know you just described our Chimp in Chief, dontcha?

Hi, Berry! :hi:

[Berry Cool]

88. Yes, sadly I do.

And he's surrounded himself with equally useless rich, idle and dishonest people.

Throw the bums out.

[gkhouston]

120. quite right. He's never done anything his personal assistant

didn't tell him to do, except perhaps go to the bathroom. For all I know, that's scheduled, too.

[gkhouston]

119. yeah, they're a bunch of tweakers

as in drug addicts... drunk on their own arrogance and bullshit. Problem is, the whole country's paying the price for their addiction.

[Clark2008]

2. Libby, Libby, Libby on the Lable, Lable, Lable...

Errr... 'rainment, 'rainment, 'rainment...


Heh! :evilgrin:

[SharonRB]

3. Hi, all

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

4. Hi there.

:hi: Berry During the Show will be Berry After the Show, now...but can you just tell KO thinks it's delish that Rove is still under the microscope?

[Patsy Stone]

18. Anyone surprised he pleaded not guilty?

No? Didn't think so. This trial is gonna be good. Two weeks of "Must See TV".


Hi, Clark!

[SharonRB]

21. I wish I could take the whole time of the trial off.

[Patsy Stone]

23. Absolutely.

I remember watching the OJ trial on a little TV at work. William Kennedy Smith's, too.

Hiya, Sharon!

[Berry Cool]

60. I can't wait.

I wanna see LOTS of people embarrassed. Especially in the White House.

[RevCheesehead]

68. Are they going to televise it?

I remember listening to Iran-Contra hearings on NPR while refinishing furniture in the garage the year I graduated from college. I could do that again. :)

[Berry Cool]

84. Hey Rev, didn't think you'd be showing up tonight.

I heard that the last time you posted, someone's cell phone went off and you flounced out of the thread because of the lack of respect. And threatened that if we don't confess whose phone it was, we just won't get no Brett Favre interview.

[RevCheesehead]

86. Ha! That was Mike Sherman.

And he added, "it's about respect. You don't have to respect me - I don't care - but at least respect yourselves."

Once a cell phone went off in church - turned out it was the Senior Pastor's daughter's phone. Mother was :grr: and brother was :rofl: (and so was I).

[Berry Cool]

92. Funny, Rev.

Was listening to Dan Patrick today and he was all over that story. Told a story (or maybe it was Phil the Showkiller) about someone's phone going off in church and how the minister said to the guy "You better answer that. It might be God."

[gkhouston]

122. wow. God's going high-tech.

I guess the burning bush routine is so passe now, huh? (Hey, any way to make an accent aigu?)

[Olney Blue]

41. I bet Fitz is thinking: yeah, sure you are "not guilty"

It must make Fitz angry (or maybe amused)

[Patsy Stone]

44. I hope it gets him

fired up. :hi: Olney!

[Olney Blue]

50. Hi Patsy!

:hi:


Rita is doing a story about building a wall between Mexico and US- hope
she gets caught behind it in Mexico!

[Patsy Stone]

52. Throaty McHuskington

:rofl: She is just awful.

[Berry Cool]

79. Last night I mentioned my evil thought

when her commercial about the Mexico situation came on and it said "Reporters have died trying to tell the story" and I thought "Oh, how I wish just one more would..."

[WolverineDG]

113. nah, not going to make him mad

it's his right to plead not guilty even if he is guilty as sin. the law presumes you are innocent until the government proves otherwise & if you want that presumption extended to you (on the wild off-chance you should find yourself in a similar predicament), then you should have no prob w/libby pleading "not guilty."

dg

[Missy Vixen]

127. He must be laughing himself into a coma

The furiously spinning Rove/Libby attorneys, on the other hand, are earning their, what? $500 or so per hour? It's oceans of crap in the media, 24x7. All the while, they keep hearing the "Jaws" theme cuing up.

Fitzmas is not over.

Julie

[gkhouston]

121. when it happens. You can bet they'll drag their feet to postpone

it until after the midterm elections.

[Patsy Stone]

126. As long as it's still hangin' around during mid-term elections

That'll be enough. :)

[bleever]

5. Jim VandeHei's tie: looks like Goldfinger touched it.

Good think crispi isn't seeing this.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

13. Keith's ain't so hot either.

:hi: It's a good thing is right.

[bleever]

19. Don't stare at KO's tie, it'll hypnomatize you.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

22. It's like one of those 3-D

hologram patterns on things like bookmarks. Rove -- weeks, not months, until he knows (and we know) if he's indicted. :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

62. Doesn't matter

Staring at Keith already hypnomatizes me.

[Gogi]

109. I LIKE this tie/shirt/suit combo!

So there! NNHUH!

Never mind them KO, they're just jealous.:hi:

[Berry Cool]

61. Hey, I LIKE the way he looks tonight

and he hasn't worn that tie in a while.

[Greylyn58]

6. Howdy All

Hope everyone is doing well this evening.

Sheridan also says "Woof!" to one and all.

Keith is looking good tonight...of course he looks good every night.

:loveya: KO

[Sydnie]

8. Woof back to Sheridan and HI to you Greylyn!

Long time no see. Good to see you!

[Patsy Stone]

20. Hey, Greylyn.

Woof!, Sheridan.

I think he looks like a Brach's candy wrapper. But I'm not sure that's good. You'd think it would be, but I associate those candies with the bottom of my grandmother's purse. So, maybe it's me. :)

[Berry Cool]

81. I can never associate candy

with ANYTHING bad.

But that's just me.

[Berry Cool]

65. Hi, Grey! Woof, Sheridan!

How you holding up? Wal-Mart still the sons of Satan or what?

[gkhouston]

123. hey, Grey!

long time no woof. How are the feet and legs holding out? Any time I find myself starting to complain about work I remind myself that at least I can sit while I'm doing it. ;-)

[Sydnie]

9. I've been out all day .. Scotty is the leaker for news now?

Pat ... you don't think anyone lies ... except liberals.

[bleever]

14. My money's on Andy Card.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

15. I wouldn't doubt Scotty

is pisssssed off! :hi:, Syd!

[Sydnie]

17. Maybe he is having conversations with Les that he is letting others

over hear? :rofl: No need to worry ... Les would never print anything bad about blivet**!

[Botany]

38. My fav EDV!

New Gull Bay for the inspiration to the finest writing since Philip Roth
or John Updike (the best writers are men)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=315x24806

[bunny planet]

11. Tres adorable. Love those wooly caterpillars!!!

Dang, I got home late, had to chauffer the kiddles, what did I miss?

[SharonRB]

12. Hi, Bunny!

Looks like we all may be coming to visit you in a few months.

[Patsy Stone]

25. Is that where we're ending up?

I have to go read that thread. NYC in February didn't really seem like the most ideal time for a visit. I think the last time I was there in Feb. it was 13 degrees.

[SharonRB]

27. That's what Crispi's thread is suggesting

I know NY in February isn't the greatest place to be most of the time. I'd rather wait until the spring or go somewhere warmer, but if that's where everyone wants to go, it's fine with me. I'm sure we'll have a great time just being together wherever we go.

[Patsy Stone]

28. I don't care about the weather -- I'll go to NYC.

But, where did coming to visit here come from then?

ed: Never mind. You were talking to bunny. I get it. I got confused because the post said "Hi, Pats." :)

[SharonRB]

35. Oh, I get it

LOL -- I knew I had answered Bunny's post. Now you've got me all confused.

:rofl:

Oh, now I see what I did. I said Hi, Pats instead of Hi, Bunny.

My bad. I'll go fix it.

[bunny planet]

33. You called me Pats. Was it the french that confused you.

Je parle francais aussi Sharon.

[SharonRB]

37. LOL -- I just fixed it.

I don't know where my head was. I was trying to watch KO and keep an eye on Will & Grace at the same time.

I'll be back at the next commercial.

[bunny planet]

40. Yes, I saw that. That would make me so happy. I might even stay over in

the city too so we can all have a pajama party. We can go shopping for Keith's tie all together. I'd put some of you up here but I'm having major construction done on the house which probably won't be done by then, it might though. Finally tearing apart this 70's monstrosity of a kitchen and putting a real bathroom on my second floor. Living with dust and holes in walls for awhile now.

[SharonRB]

Sounds like fun

I'm sure you'll be happy when it's all finished.

Of course we'd want you to stay with us in the city. It would be no fun for you to go home. I have to go to Atlanta the first week of February for work, so I hope we do it later in the month. And I hope I can afford to do it.

[bunny planet]

49. There's a great hotel called, I think, the Gotham, that has these cool

small rooms with themes. Sounds corny but I've heard it's a sweet place. There's another small hotel like that that's an upscale hostel run by some French New Yorkers. I was researching places awhile back because I promised my oldest daughter that we could stay overnight at a hotel in NYC and eat at her favorite Indian restaurant and shop all the next day (within reason, so I've probably got some of the places bookmarked. I'll check it out.

[Patsy Stone]

I've stayed in two really cute ones

one in Murray Hill and one in midtown -- right next to the Ed Sullivan Theater. I'll try and find the names. Wheee!

I love that row of Indian restaurants. Is that on the Lower East Side? That whole street smells delicious.

[bunny planet]

59. 6th St., in the East Village.

I used to love it there but last time we ate there, we saw some many legged creatures crawling on the papadums. Kind of lost the urge to eat there anymore after that. There are some nicer places close by on 1st and 2nd Ave. that still qualify as being on Indian row.

[Patsy Stone]

63. There's one on that street

that Maya angelou frequents. My frind was very proud to share her favorite restaurant with her.

Creatures on the papadums is bad. Let's not go there. :)

[bleever]

99. "70's kitchen"...(shudder)...

:scared:

[bunny planet]

101. Ersatz marble countertops, decrepit linoleum, cabinets so grody, they

can't be refaced, even by Sears. I got rid of any avocado or harvest gold accents but it is still quite frightening. Not my fault, it came with the house.

[bleever]

102. Sure, it came with the house...

but you LIVED with it...

:scared:



You're even stronger and braver than I thought, bunny.





Again with the :scared:

[RevCheesehead]

104. Just think of it as "perpetual Brady."

I'm in a 60's house with white speckled countertop and cabinets about 10 inches deep. I wish there were some way I could call it "quaint."

[bunny planet]

108. Perpetual Brady!

:rofl:

[bunny planet]

107. Gack, those are my cabinets (although I have nicer handles).

[Gogi]

111. Avacado green and harvest gold are my two least favorite colors.

Blech.

[bunny planet]

112. Really, they're my favs.

yust yoking.

[Gogi]

117. Seventies color schemes are retro cool now...

but what if you hated them when they were new? The colors that never die!:wow:

[bunny planet]

118. When disco sideburns come back, along with open shirts and gold

chains, I am officially out of here.

[bleever]

124. Would you let this man design your kitchen?

[bunny planet]

125. I think he did already.

[bunny planet]

31. Mullet vs. Back hair.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

32. Hi, bunny!

It's a tough choice. :rofl:

[bunny planet]

34. Indeed. I've got a Freeper with a mullet living across the street from me.

Not sure if he's also got back hair but I'm not anxious to find out. The visual is killing me.

I'm so glad I didn't miss KO covering the Brownie emails. Can you believe the chutzpah on that guy? Our tax dollars at work.

[Patsy Stone]

51. See my post above to Botany

I dont know how he lives with himself, but I think part of it is just not having a conscience -- or a brain.

[Berry Cool]

67. Keith was great at calling him out, too.

Just the right combination of snark, righteous indignation and disgust.

[Olney Blue]

39. Hi everyone-

just in time for Kermit!

[bunny planet]

42. I love that 50 cent called Bushie boy a gangster and he meant it as a

compliment. Too mucking fuch.

[RevCheesehead]

43. Hooray! I made it in time for Kermit!

:bounce: <---- for tonight, this is Kermit.



:hi: Hi, all!

[bleever]

48. Good timing.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

83. Howdy, Bleev...

You still fightin' the good fight? :hi:

[bleever]

106. Fell behind fighting the good fight. Now fighting dirty.

And hey, gotta check and see if ePastor.com is taken yet, given the recent demand for online absolution.


:hi:

[Olney Blue]

53. Bless me Rev, for I have sinned.

[RevCheesehead]

66. Oh?

What have you done, my child?

[Olney Blue]

70. I have lust in my heart for someone with the initials KO.

:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

Olney, dear -

That is a prerequisite for posting floaty heart priveleges in the KOEB.

I cannot absolve you where a sin has not been committed.

[Olney Blue]

76. I feel so much better! I will go forth and not sin some more!

:loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

82. It's all about the love, baby.

Go forth and :loveya:.

[Berry Cool]

90. Well, this spares me a lot.

I was just about to confess to having lusted in my heart for someone with the middle name of "Theodore," but now I realize I don't have to, because floatacularizations are not a sin.

:loveya:

So instead I'll confess to making bad obtuse jokes about cell phones, directed at a Cheesehead.

Please forgive me!

[RevCheesehead]

93. Not a sin:

Because I got it, and got it good. :)

[Berry Cool]

85. THAT'S IT! It was OLNEY's cell phone that went off!

Disrespectful, I tell ya!

(says Berry, wondering if anyone besides the Rev will "get" the Packers joke)

[RevCheesehead]

87. Did that episode make the Top 3 Soundbytes?

It's been on the morning newscasts here - but hell, it's GB.


Did CC's monkey friend make Oddball?

[Berry Cool]

95. No, but like I say, Dan Patrick was really hot on it

so maybe he'll ask Keith for his take on it tomorrow when he's on the show.

[RevCheesehead]

98. Did Danny Boy happen to mention

that cell phones have been an ongoing problem in the press room, despite the fact that BEFORE they start, everyone is told to turn them off?

Also, Mike fines his players if their phones go off in team meetings.

The irony? Mike is the advertising star for Cellcom (the local cellular service). :7

[Berry Cool]

128. Dan did mention the Cellcom gig because the irony was delicious.

Wondered if they'd do a new ad based on the incident.

"Wait...is that a Cellcom phone? Well, if it's not...well then, that's it..."

He never asked Keith about it, though. They were too busy discussing Hideki Matsui and his magic suitcase.

[RevCheesehead]

129. Come to think of it, I haven't seen any Cellcom ads lately.

They probably figure they're better off. Of course, the Packers abysmal 1-7 record might have something to do with it, too.

The real miracle today? That anyone showed up at all. It was raining, then SNOWING early this morning. :scared:

(and yes, after the opening Steelers drive, I screamed at the TV "would someone please contact the Packers defense and let them know the game has started?"

[Patsy Stone]

46. I think Kermit is waaaay too green

When did this happen? I have to admit, I haven't really been paying attention over the last 35 years, but was it Disney that did it?

I miss Jim Henson. I miss Kermit's real voice.

[RevCheesehead]

100. I agree, Pats -

I always pegged Kermit as a progressive, myself.

[Patsy Stone]

47. OMG!!!

Rita has found a way to link Natalee Holloway to fucking DR. PHIL!!!

Un-believeable.

[bleever]

54. I think Dr. Phil put himself into the story,

but then I get most of my news from magazine covers at the grocery checkout.

[Patsy Stone]

72. I didn't mean to say that it was her doing. I wrote that poorly.

I suppose I should have said "Rita's reporting on Natalee Holloway again, and now fucking Dr. Phil's involved!"

I have no doubt he stuck himself into it, because he's a publicity whore.

She just drools at the opportunity to bring this girl's story into her show, and now that he's involved, it just too supermarket tabloid. :)

[bleever]

94. The whole "tabloid culture" makes me regret my fling with Jennifer Aniston

...if I see myself described in the tabs one more time as "hunky boy toy" I swear I'll go crazy.

[tatia_s]

55. Isn't every night "bombshell" night for Rita?

I swear she has some supposedly earth-shattering news regarding missing blonde girls every day.

:eyes:

[Olney Blue]

64. You are so right!

When Katrina hit, she was still in Aruba and I wasn't sure she was going to leave!

[RevCheesehead]

71. I'm just waiting for the day when SHE is the missing blonde.

Would anyone look for her?

Nah, didn't think so. :evilgrin:

[Botany]

73. Welcome to the KOEB!

I am the good looking and humble male who lurks w/
the EDVs ( Estrogen Driven Vixens) bleever is on the hunt

If you can handle snark, sex talk, and fun this is your place.

We also have a Rev who is ready 24/7 to forgive your sins.

My gift to you:

[RevCheesehead]

78. Hey botany -

There aren't enough O's in smooooooooth for you.

Go ahead, tell her she is your favorite EDV. :rofl:

[Botany]

89. Like I would just throw that out .....

... I have my standards .... like I would tell somebody that their are my
Fav and not mean it?

No Way .... i would never be over the top. :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

96. Hey, if you have standards,

then why the hell were you dating that Republican woman? Trying to teach her about Rex Sean reform?

:rofl:

[Botany]

114. Back off Rev

I am in charge of the grounds @ this place .....
First church built in 1804 .... this building started in 1829
first Episcopal Church west of the Allegheny Moutains.

God lets me slid on a lot because I keep the grounds so nice.

lots of republican women too. :rofl:

"Nice pearls .... they really make your eyes look so nice."

Fish in a barrel

[tatia_s]

103. Thanks for the welcome!

I've been wondering what EDV stood for! :D

~Tatiana

[Botany]

110. No problem .....

Just stay away from the others they can be so mean.




This photo was taken @ their last meet up.

BTW Do you like walks on the beach @ sunset?

:rofl:

[tatia_s]

115. 8|

BTW Do you like walks on the beach @ sunset?

If your next question has anything to do with a "not so fresh feeling", I'm outta here.

~Tatiana

[Botany]

116. No way ..... It is just that I can tell that you might like this place ...

..... I have never talked to anybody about it before ... it is called Gull Bay.

[Patsy Stone]

75. Hi!

Glad you stopped by for the snark and :loveya:

[tatia_s]

105. heh heh!

Thank you, you all!

~Tatiana

[Botany]

57. My cable came back for Kermit and the Rita .....

Kermit = :thumbsup:

Rita = something on the border is looking to kill you :puke:

She has a law degree?

[Berry Cool]

69. She's just incredible, isn't she?

Nothing Rita Skeeter won't do.

The interview with Kermit was adorable, but dammit, he hogged too much airtime and made them accidentally cut off Keith for a second. And Keith didn't get to do his paper toss. Shame, Kermie!

[Olney Blue]

74. Yeah, Kermit should be frog-marched!

Oh, wait, I was getting confused with a toad in the WH... sorry......

[Berry Cool]

91. A toad, or a turd??

As in Turd Blossom?!? :rofl:

[Olney Blue]

97. good one!

:toast: