KOEB 10/24/05

[Berry Cool]

It's another week of Fitzmas anticipation (how many more shopping days?)...

Let's play Oddball!

[bleever]

1. Hi Berry!

When's Fitzmas???????

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

3. Hi, bleev -

Got all your Fitzmas shopping done? :hi:

[Clark2008]

5. Got mine done Saturday.

Really - I got my Christmas shopping done. I think the gift of Fitzmas is gift enough and needs no other sharply-wrapped baubles. :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

9. Hey, Clark...

You already got the ultimate gift, didn't ya? A belated congratulations to you and Gavin. :toast:

[Clark2008]

45. Thanks, Rev!

Sorry to take so long to thank you - we got home late and I'm doing chores whilst watching KO.

[Berry Cool]

81. Same here, Clark!

Went back and read all the news. So happy for you! Muzzle...er, I mean, Mazel Tov!

[bleever]

6. I did my Fitzmas shopping at BevMo.

Now I wanna open my damn present!


:)

[RevCheesehead]

11. That ain't related to the infamous Bev, would it?

:scared: I'd rather have arsenic.

[bleever]

17. Please: do not think such thoughts anywhere near my bottle of sake.

What will you toast the season with?

[RevCheesehead]

23. Prune Juice.

The drink of Warriors. :beer:

[bunny planet]

79. Yummm, sakatinis.

[bleever]

102. This is the cloudy kind. Creamy and sweet.

C'mon, Fitz, c'mon...

[bunny planet]

107. I love that one, ice cold. But I like the Ruby one best, it tastes like

melons. I'm a bit of a sakaholic, love the stuff.

[bleever]

109. O-sake wa, oishii desu ne? Takusan nomimasu.

And I'll try the Ruby stuff, sounds interesting.

[RevCheesehead]

111. Could you translate, please -

for those of us eavesdropping on your conversation? :)

[bleever]

123. Mochiron...I mean, of course:

"Sake is delicious. I drink a lot (of it)."

:)

[bunny planet]

112. same brand as the Pearl, they also have one called Silver, which is very

dry. I like saki because it usually doesn't contain sulphites, so no hang-over if you over-indulge just a wee bit. With anything else I can't have more than a glass without getting a headache the next day.

[bleever]

124. I've seen it on the shelf, and passed it by like a fool.

Now, I'll check it out (though still perhaps a fool).

:)

[RevCheesehead]

2. Aww - look who came home!

Hi Berry - have you been out frolicking again? :hi:

[Berry Cool]

84. Hi all.

:hi: Actually, I have. And with the kind of schedule I have ahead of me at work this week, it's looking as if it's going to be Berry WAY After the Show. We'll see.

edited to add: Yes, Keith has been leaving me limp and spent lately.

[bleever]

105. Secaucus! We knew it!

:)

[RevCheesehead]

4. OK - that Keith "flashback" caught me.

Honestly, my heart skipped a beat!

[Berry Cool]

87. Any night with "vintage Keith"

is a good night!

[bleever]

7. "Smearing the prosecutor is what Clinton did", says the Republican

strategist.



:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Botany]

8. Warning Repug bull shitter

"not much of a story just some staffer who wants his 15 minutes
of fame." :puke:


Just lying the country into war and treason not much there :sarcasm:


"the president holds the law in high esteem." sure buddy what about
the law on insider trades e.g. Arbusto stock sale.

Terry Holt needs slapped.

[Clark2008]

10. Isn't that Ber-NA-key and not BER-nakey?

Isn't Keith's inflection on the wrong syllable?

:shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

12. I prefer Bay-Air Nekkid, myself.

:)

[SharonRB]

13. HI, all

I wanted to make sure I heard the whole first segment. I'm here now, though. How is everyone this merry Fitzmas eve?

[Botany]

26. Good how is my Fav EDV?

You might want to check out

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=315x24092#24148

post # 5 the Angel from Wisconsin and the real Fitzmas
story .............

Fitzmas has become to commercial :rofl:

Treason is the reason for the season

[SharonRB]

28. I'm doing fine, Bot

Stop buttering me up -- you're not getting my tickets.

[SharonRB]

35. Thanks for posting the link

I've never seen this one. Who's the other Jew besides me and Patsy? Well, Clark is Jewish by injection, but does that count?

We must correct the record -- everyone thinks Spiralhawk (or whatever their name is) started it. I also read somewhere tonight that it's gone from Wikipedia.

[Botany]

55. Isn't Bunny Planet Jewish?

Look i wrote the story for 3 Jews and so it shall be 3 Jews.

You don't want to see OSU drop 1/2 a hundred on the
maize & blue do you?

[SharonRB]

60. Bunny is also Jewish by injection only -- her hubby is Jewish

Well, if we put Bunny and Clark together, we can come up with a whole Jew, I guess.

No, I don't want to see that, but I'm hoping it won't happen. We actually strung 2 wins together these past two weeks, so we'll see. We have to get past Northwestern before I'll get my hopes up too much. (Strange, thinking that game is actually not an automatic win, huh?)

[bunny planet]

88. LOL, so I'm upstairs watching KO with Mr. Bunny, and yawl are down here

talking about doing some freaky deaky experiment where you combine the two of us who are Jewish by injection into one super Jewish lady.

Too funny. Don't we have to sign a release form for that?

[crispini]

Hee hee hee! That's too funny.

It's mad scientist night here in the KOEB! :hi: Hi bunny!

[bunny planet]

94. Hi Crispi, geesh you miss the real time thread one night and they're

performing experiments on you.
:scared:

[RevCheesehead]

98. Bwahahaha!

What do you get when you cross a Bunny Planet with a Texas Trollop?

I don't know, but I'll bet it gets hopping mad if you forget the cuffs.

[crispini]

103. LOL!

Good one! :thumbsup:

[bunny planet]

104. ok, now that's funny.

:7

[SharonRB]

121. I should be in bed, but you guys are cracking me up

See what I miss when I log off to watch TV? I came back on-line when I heard about Rosa Parks. Just wanted to check in on DU.

[SharonRB]

120. I just knew you'd be okay with it

[RevCheesehead]

62. Hey, the only reason you did so

is because in this group, you couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin. :evilgrin:

[SharonRB]

64. Well, if Sparky was still around we may have been able to

come up with the three wise men. The virgin -- not so much.

[RevCheesehead]

69. LOL

The last one, especially if Sparky was around! :loveya:

[bunny planet]

80. I'm the Shiksa with 100 Heads dahlink, funny you should ask!

[RevCheesehead]

29. Hi, Sharon.

I think Fitz is holding off indictments, waiting to make sure Patsy has electricity and on-line capabilities. So very thoughtful, don't you agree?

[SharonRB]

38. I agree, sort of

I don't want her to miss out on all the fun, but I can't wait anymore. I want it to be Fitzmas/Fitznukah now, now, now!

[WolverineDG]

70. Goin' nuts!

that's what i'm doing.... :crazy:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

14. Oh, shit - did we pass the 2,000 mark?

:cry:

[SharonRB]

15. I thought we had over the weekend,

but I heard 1998 this afternoon, as did hubby.

[RevCheesehead]

16. A child Bay-Air hunter?

Oh, no! :o

[bleever]

18. Why not, they got twin blonde girls singing Nazi pop songs.

What is THAT about? Keef will have to mention it.

[SharonRB]

19. I flipped when I heard about this for the first time yesterday

Some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids.

[Botany]

20. Can you say shout out?

:hi: Keith


Look I hunt a little ..... deer & birds .... but what the hell are you
going to do with a bear? A rug that is it .... but hunting to some
is a cultural thing so do not be too quick to judge.

BTW about 5 years ago in the Sand Country in Central WS
I was trout fishing and walked out of the woods and saw a
bay air @ 20 feet across a little creek
Bay Air walked one way and I walked the other.

[RevCheesehead]

27. We have Green Bay Airs up here.

Actually, the first thing you pass when entering Door County is "Bear Creek". I'm tempted to correct the spelling. :)

[Botany]

43. from spending a little time out doors

every time I see a bay air I am good w/ it.

One watched a friend and I in a canoe fishing for about 40 minutes
in Ontario ..... we would paddle and he or she would walk along the
bank to watch us. Maybe people had fed it but I just think it was
curious and wanted to watch ...... Bay Air was eating some blueberries
too.

It is one of my best memories ...... it was surreal. Neat sun light and
great fishing.

[ewagner]

118. Wrong!

I know a place just outside of Washburn, Wisconsin that will make the most delicious Bear-peronie you have ever tasted! They will also marinate some bear roasts for you too....

[Botany]

122. I was just in Washburn last summer.

Nice Country ..... I am going back!

But i will pass on the bear meat ..... the Whitefish is another
story.

Gull Bay is very close to there.

[SharonRB]

21. Has anyone heard from Patsy?

I hope she's okay. She probably has no power tonight.

[crispini]

30. Yeah, I hope she's OK.

they're playing her Monster.com ELO commercial. :(

[RevCheesehead]

34. And I think of you every time I see the "plumbing people"

What is it - Vesicare? :hi:

How's Crispi tonight?

[crispini]

41. LOL!

Doing good, doing good! Ready for Fitzmas!!!! How about you?

This lap dance story is too funny. Dang, Alison looks good in red.

I'd believe all of this. I know a sales guy at my company that once dropped a thousand bucks on cognac and cigars for four.

[SharonRB]

46. I saw this story on Dan Abrams earlier this evening.

[Olney Blue]

22. Hello, everyone!

:hi:

It's beginning to look alot like Fitzmas!

[RevCheesehead]

31. Hi, Olney

:hi: Enjoying the holiday season?

[Olney Blue]

33. Yes-

Rove's nuts roasting on an open fire.......

[RevCheesehead]

40. That was my favorite one!

But I think we might have to come up with the lyrics ourselves.

[WolverineDG]

108. how about this one:

i saw 3 crooks frog-marching by
on fitzmas day on fitzmas day
i saw 3 crooks frog-marching by
on fitzmas day in the morning.


(although i think there will be waaaay more than 3 crooks indicted)

dg

[RevCheesehead]

113. ROFLOL!

Now THAT'S a good one! :rofl:

[Olney Blue]

24. I agree that those reporters look silly out in the hurricanes.

[crispini]

25. Hi ladies!

I'm late but here. :hi:

LOL! Al Roker! Too funny!

[Olney Blue]

37. Hi, Crispini!

:hi:


Yes, Roker was hilarious.

[crispini]

58. Hey Olney!

How's life treating you? Ready for Fitzmas?

[Olney Blue]

65. It's incredibly stressful waiting for Fitzmas.

I keep going to the web during work, and its very distracting.

I just want to know what's going to happen!!!!!!!

[SharonRB]

66. Me, too, Olney

I can't stand it anymore.

[Olney Blue]

68. It will be a nightmare if this misadministration gets off the hook.

I want justice.

[bunny planet]

101. I want it to happen tomorrow. I have to teach Wednesday night and I'll

miss the KOEB Fitzmas party (hopefully there will be one).

[SharonRB]

119. Of course there will be

And we'll even spin a few dreidels and light a few candles and eat a few yellow cake latkes.

[WolverineDG]

72. work? is that what i'm supposed to be doing?

oops.

i just like to think i'm using another computer so the one at home gets a break....

dg

[Olney Blue]

74. LOL

:boring:

Did you put it on "sleep?"

[WolverineDG]

82. i mean really

when they've got this nifty intranet that we're supposed to do all our work on & it keeps crashing for hours on end, just what the heck am i supposed to do with my time? O8)

dg

[SharonRB]

42. What's really funny is that right before they made that

comment about his weight, I had just said to my husband that he would have been better off if he hadn't lost it all.

[crispini]

32. Where's Wolvie?

He's wearing her favorite tie! :)

I'm still not very fond of this ensemble.....

[Botany]

47. Crispini

The first "Fitzmas Story"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=315x24092#24148

[crispini]

61. Hi Botany!

I'm feeling the Fitzmas spirit! :hi:

[Botany]

77. You called the first Carols

Dem Carols ...... 9/28 was when the miracle of Fitzmas
came to life.

Crisp,

Now durning xmas it is mistletoe and egg nog how does the
"Texas Trollop" celebrate Fitzmas?

[crispini]

83. I can't wait.

We've got a good Democratic bar all picked out.... it's just a matter of WHEN! :D

[WolverineDG]

110. by smooching

under the pink fur-lined handcuffs hung in the door way, of course.

dg

[RevCheesehead]

115. Now, see, I would have guessed "groping."

But maybe Trollops are more frisky up north?

[WolverineDG]

117. oh well that too

when the 'rents aren't watching.... :evilgrin:

dg

[gkhouston]

128. actually, I'm more frisky

down south. :evilgrin:

[WolverineDG]

73. ha ha

just because i name a tie after my favorite flavor of ice cream does not mean it's my favorite tie. ;)

well, at least the shirt & tie go better with that suit than the last ones he wore with it.

dg

[crispini]

75. Ah, but the positive associates with mint choc chip....

Yummmmm.....

Hey, did the Save Texas Marriage people call you? They did me. I feel so honored. :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

86. if they did

they probably realized i was a lost cause when my machine picked up....i wasn't in a particularly good mood when i recorded my message, so i sound mean...oh, and the bigger clue is the message itself: Bush lied, people died. Leave a message after the tone.

dg

[crispini]

89. LOL! Get OUT, you have that on your message?

I guess 100% of your buds are dems, eh? :rofl:

Guess who I had lunch with? :D

[WolverineDG]

95. check your pm & call it yourself!!

best part is, i saved the instructions for changing the message, so if i really get pissed off, i can change it again. :evilgrin:

my rightwing nut relatives give me the verbal eyeroll, one guy in the local dems just LOVES IT, everyone else is like "dammit, dg...." ;) but it cuts down on the telemarketing calls.

geez, who was in dallas today? hmm...oh what the hell...chris bell.

dg

[crispini]

106. Anne Richards!

Me and 600 of my closest friends. :P It was a fundraiser for Annie's List. We raised a shitload of money for Democratic female candidates. It was totally cool!

Checking PM..... :D

[WolverineDG]

114. ann richards??

GET OUT! I wish she would run again. Give Good Hair a run for his money.

dg

[crispini]

116. Yup. She was way funny.

Ok, I'm calling, I wanna hear your message! :D

[gkhouston]

127. still haven't found a shirt that works with this tie/suit

and I'm beginning to think nothing will. Maybe the birthday tie should be something that could replace this tie? The more I see it, the less I like it, and I wasn't that fond of it to begin with.

[RevCheesehead]

36. Did Berry pass out again?

When Keith said "sit down, if you want a lap dance?"

[Berry Cool]

90. As a matter of fact, I did.

When Keith offered the possibility of a lap dance, I asked my TV "Are YOU going to do one, Keith?"

Alas, I was sorely disappointed. :-(

[RevCheesehead]

99. I knew it!

Girl, you gotta keep the smelling salts nearby when Keith is on. *swoon*

[WolverineDG]

100. but he danced for ya last week

did you see that? :)

dg

[spooky3]

39. CEO gone wild has the same eyes as the Runaway Bride

and she had some sex "issues" too, didn't she?

[RevCheesehead]

44. LOL

I thought the same thing! :hi:

[spooky3]

48. let's get those two lovebirds together, eh Rev?

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

49. OMG! Ann Coulter in an eye-patch!

And the Big Giant Head!

[spooky3]

52. Keith has a lot of great one-liners tonight!

[spooky3]

50. ooh, love his World's Worst tonight!

[SharonRB]

51. Mann and O'Lielly on the same night!

Way to go, KO.

[tulsakatz]

54. spanking?

we won WW2 because of spanking? haha........how ridiculous!!

How many times has O'Lielly gotten #1 worst, I wonder. It seems like he got that title only a few days ago........

[SharonRB]

56. At least 4 or 5 times, maybe more.

[Berry Cool]

93. Best. World's Worst. EVER.

Too, too funny.

[RevCheesehead]

57. He's an over-achiever, that bill is.

Hi, tulsakatz! :hi:

[crispini]

63. I think O'Lielly may have to go into the Hall of Fame

for Most Worst Person Ever! :rofl:

Hey tulsakatz! :hi: Are you from Tulsa? :)

[Olney Blue]

53. Love that patch on Anne 's eye!

LOL

[Muffstser]

59. Okay, just when I was ready to scream "no more baseball!"

He does O'Reilly spanking as "Worst Person in the World"!

Okay, I forgive him.

[RevCheesehead]

67. and then you get: MORE BASEBALL!

Life with Keith would probably be one continuous snark. :loveya:

hi, Muffs :hi:

[Berry Cool]

97. As well he should be forgiven.

It's World Series time and Keith is in his element. OK, so he's bragging way too much about predicting a While Sox sweep when his FIRST prediction was that they were the ONE AL team that would NOT make the playoffs. But hell, who cares. And last night's game really was a thriller.

Now we are left with only one question...who wants to give Bill O'Reilly the good hard spanking he's obviously begging for?

I'm sorry but I can't do it. My...my grandmother's on fire.

[Gogi]

125. I don't want to touch him.

Let's get one of the men to do it. How 'bout it Botany? Bleever?

[RevCheesehead]

126. How about Michael Jackson?

Woo-hoo-hoo. :woohoo:

[Botany]

71. Cosby alert!

? Where their some extra pink curtains or material to cover
a sofa that she is wearing?

Give her time to Perky, Allison, & Michael Musto.

[bunny planet]

76. Just checking in. Mr. Bunny has started watching Countdown, mostly

because he just found out KO is a baseball fanatic like he is. We both lunge at the television off button as soon as KO signs off so we don't have to hear a second of Rita Cosby's voice.

I'll read down thread. I hope Patsy had no bad run-ins with Wilma. Mr. Bunny's Aunt and Uncle in Boynton Beach lost all their shrubbery and had quite a scare. I think my house is ok but can't be sure until I can get through to a neighbor tomorrow.

That Repube shill that KO had to interview (Bush-Cheney Campaign Spokesman from '04) was about as nauseating as they come. Jr. brought back honor and dignity to the WH, said with a straight face. It was torture to watch KO not be able to respond to that the way you know he'd like to.

[WolverineDG]

78. so kay bay's now back-pedalling

on the whole "perjury isn't a real crime" statement? sounds like all those calls to her offices really got to her. good. :evilgrin:

dg

[crispini]

85. What a partisan hack.

Makes me ill. I expect better of Senators.

[bunny planet]

91. Anybody heard from Patsy? I just want to make sure everyone in Fla-la-la

is present and accounted for and survived Wilma ok.

[crispini]

92. She's MIA.... hopefully only temporarily...

:(

[bunny planet]

96. oh now I'm nervous. I'm going to pm her.

on second thought...duh, if she has no power, she won't get the pm.