KOEB Meeting: 10/24/08 -- Old Man Yells at Traffic Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:, all. Happy Friday!

[SharonRB]

1. It's actually the 24th and I started a thread with the right date!

[SeattleGirl]

7. Hi Sharon!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

2. Great title, Pats!

:hi: to all who join us and Happy Friday! Shabbat Shazzam!

[SeattleGirl]

8. Berry!

:hi:

[greenmutha]

3. Hi Patsy!

:hi:

Um... wrong date in the OP, just FYI. :hug:

[Berry Cool]

4. Shame, Pats! We should move to Sha-Sha's thread!

:spank:

[Patsy Stone]

10. I didn't see her thread,

but I'm more than willing to move.

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

12. Hi greenie!

:hi:

[greenmutha]

18. Hey SG!

:hi: I can't believe I made it in time for the live blog tonite, but YAY!

[SeattleGirl]

20. Yay indeed!

[SharonRB]

5. Guess we're staying here

I'll get rid of mine.

[Berry Cool]

9. As a reward for getting the date right,

you get to start the Monday thread! :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

No!

Let's go to yours.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

16. I already changed the title to a Dupe

Guess you should put your title back in -- but with the right date!

[Patsy Stone]

19. Are you sure?

BTW, I'm having spacebar issues again.

[SharonRB]

21. Positive

I hate to try to get everyone to move now.

[Patsy Stone]

27. Done

You wanna check the date?

:)

[SharonRB]

33. You get an A+

[Patsy Stone]

62. Thanks!

Whatever was stuck under my space bar, has now moved under the letter "n". What a pain!

[SharonRB]

67. That can be a real pain

I hope your key doesn't break. Remember when I had to get a whole new keyboard a few months back because one kay had broken?

[Patsy Stone]

70. I do!

And I got a new keyboard a few months ago too, after the space bar incident. I'll be careful trying to get it out of there. I think DH has one of those compressed air cans, so hopefully I won't break it. Since it moved, I'm thinking it's a piece of something -- probably food.

[SharonRB]

74. Probably

Happens all the time.

[WolverineDG]

28. Well, that was confusing

Pats: "Go to Sharon's thread" okay
Sharon: "Dupe"

Me: :wtf:

:rofl:

dg

[SeattleGirl]

6. Hi Patsy! Happy Friday, y'all!

Wonder how much Palin's new fake glasses cost.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

17. I'm loving being able to watch Countdown on screen while blogging!

It's a few seconds behind the TV broadcast, as was the XM Radio simulcast, but that's a small thing.

I'm looking forward to being able to take a laptop on my next trip and not worry about whether the hotel TV gets MSNBC, because I'll be able to just tune in on the Internets!

[RevCheesehead]

11. OK, I confess -

I sat it out and waited to see which thread would win. :evilgrin:

So, how much did those new glasses cost???

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

14. Rev!!

I just asked the same thing. Plus, aren't they fake? Like Sarah?

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

22. Ah, the Bobby Simpson effect.

Bobby was the ultimate preppy divinity student. He wore suits with bow ties, waaay too much cologne (you could smell him long after he left the room), and FAKE glasses. He once confessed, "I wear glasses so the teachers take me seriously." :eyes:

:hi: :hug:

and Oreo says "Mrow!" too. :)

[SharonRB]

13. Tell us how you really feel, Richard

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

15. It's a wonder he just doesn't burst out laughing sometimes.

[Berry Cool]

26. OK, I'm officially confused. Pats, can you retitle the thread if we're staying here?

Otherwise latecomers could be just as lost! :rofl:

Again, I ask, did Keith really say Richard Wolffe is in Cleveland? I should find out where he's staying! It looks like he did that interview from his hotel room! Why no skyline behind him?

[SharonRB]

23. She's such a liar!

Lia-a-r!

[WolverineDG]

24. Happy Friday, y'all!

My very first lolz:



dg

[SeattleGirl]

25. Wolvie!!

Good one! :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

31. That woman is despicable.

In every sense of the word!

[greenmutha]

29. HA! I love it! Here's some other ones I found posted today:

and my favorite:



Swamp Rat posted a really funny one, too.

[WolverineDG]

38. Those are good too

:rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

30. LOL!

Excellent! :toast:

[Botany]

32. R you an EDV?

EDV # 1 Well I hate to be labeled as one thing or another

EDV #2 No no no ..... I have never stayed @ the Inn on Gull Bay

EDV #3 What is it to you? Gimmie a drink.

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

34. I guess Gramps should have said to that woman,

"Thanks, but no thanks to that lying/defacing on my behalf."

[SeattleGirl]

36. I hope they throw the book at her.

She's a hateful piece of dreck. What if the police had taken her seriously? This kind of thing does NOT help women who actually ARE attacked, and it puts the lives of innocent black men at risk.

I can't even describe how disgusting this woman is.

[RevCheesehead]

39. I don't know....

looks like someone's trying to get even. :rofl:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4304141

[SeattleGirl]

42. LOL

:spray:

[SharonRB]

43. LOL

The M is backwards! Love it, Rev.

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

47. Nope - I was the "W"

Gotta see this one:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=4304141&mesg_id=4304208

[greenmutha]

40. Exactly!

These idiots have no clue about the wheels they set in motion when they fake this kind of thing. :nuke: :mad:

[Berry Cool]

46. Do you ever get the feeling that you're watching people dig themselves a hole,

and every time you think they've hit the absolute bottom, they say "No! We can't stop! There's plenty of earth here for us to dig deeper!"

[RevCheesehead]

50. Next they'll say, Forget the lava...

we can still get to China from here.

[SeattleGirl]

52. Yep, I do.

They've been working extra hard at the digging lately.

[ralps]

35. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

37. Hi ralps!

[ralps]

Hi SeattleGirl!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[WolverineDG]

41. WHERE'S YOUR SHINER, BITCH???

:nuke:

dg

[RevCheesehead]

44. At least now we know what the "B" stands for.

:hi:

[bleever]

54. Oh snap!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

56. Of all people -

I'd think YOU would avoid the use of the word "snap." ;)

[bleever]

76. LOL.

True dat.

[SharonRB]

45. She must have washed it off!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

51. She admitted to being a Steelers fan?

Oh well then, there you have it.

Keith is right--that's a fraud to the Nth degree! :rofl:

[SharonRB]

48. She's another Tawana Brawley

with the races reversed.

[SeattleGirl]

55. Thom Hartmann said the same thing this morning.

And the two of you are exactly right.

That crap makes me so angry!

[SharonRB]

57. Guess I missed that part of the show

Nice to know I think like Thom. He's really smart!

[SeattleGirl]

61. You're pretty damned smart yourself!

[Botany]

49. My story

I was at the Taco Bell getting some carry out food when I
was jumped by 3 snark armed EDVs ..... they took my bean
burritos and then ..... and then ..... :cry:

And they left me all marked up too.

[bleever]

58. Just watch out for those volcano tacos.

If ya know what I mean.

[RevCheesehead]

60. ...

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

59. Sounds like something from an Ed Wood movie on MST3K.

"The Violent Years," I believe. The gang of female juvenile delinquents surprises a guy and his girlfriend making out in his car, ties the girl up, takes the guy out into the bushes and...

No, guys, sorry. There is no chance in hell that this will ever happen to YOU. So just forget about it. :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

53. Rate my Lolz please

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=2387592

dg

[RevCheesehead]

63. You should have spelled it "Surpriz"

Other than that, I give it a :thumbsup:

[WolverineDG]

83. Thanks kindly, Ma'am!

:loveya:

dg

[Berry Cool]

69. That is great!

Keith...you don't save your own urine, you save Stephen Colbert's??? :rofl:

OMG...and as if that Joe McCain 911 call wasn't the cherry on the cake...talk about digging deeper...

[WolverineDG]

85. Thanks Berry

and no, Keith, I haven't overlooked the fact that you are wearing THE Gray Suit tonight. :loveya:

dg

[Berry Cool]

90. He couldn't resist another opportunity to show you his love.

Of course, he emailed me and said he'd show ME his love OFF the air. :rofl:

[greenmutha]

71. Done & Digged!

:hug:

[WolverineDG]

73. Thanks greenie!! Glad you could be with us tonight!

:hug:

dg

[greenmutha]

78. Thanks, me too.

I have an hour commute to and from work. I can't make it in time for Keef unless the boss lets me off early, and today I got lucky. (He just came back from a week's vacation with extended family and he is exhausted!)

[Patsy Stone]

75. Done!

:bounce:

[WolverineDG]

86. Thank ye!

:bounce:

dg

[Berry Cool]

93. I refuse to belong to any social networking sites

but otherwise, I would rate this tops. :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

94. You don't have to belong to vote nt

[Berry Cool]

97. How do I do it?

Sorry, but I'm dumb about this stuff. All I see is a bunch of buttons from various social sites and if you click one it says "If you want to vote you have to register."

[WolverineDG]

99. really?

:( All I did was click on the 5th hamburger at the top. & I wasn't logged in when I did it.

dg

[Berry Cool]

100. Thanks, I just did that.

Sorry, but there was nothing on it that said "Click on one of the hamburgers to rate" or whatever so I didn't know what to do. It says "Add to Favorites" and has the number of votes next to the burgers, but that's it. Obviously I'm a neophyte to this spot!

[SharonRB]

64. Did the Red Wings win?

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

72. I think he's dead

I really do. :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

65. Joe the traffic complaining brother.

:eyes:

[Patsy Stone]

66. "He was probably caught up in Obama eary voting traffic."

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

68. Noel, noel, noel....

"eary"? Was that intentional? :rofl:

[Botany]

77. Off topic .... Obama goes to help out his Grandmother w/ chores

"I want to give her a kiss and a hug," Obama told Robin Roberts in an exclusive interview for
"Good Morning America" before heading for Hawaii to see his 85-year-old grandmother,
Madelyn Dunham, the woman who largely raised him.

"And then we're going to find out what chores I can do, because I'm sure there's been some
stuff that's been left undone," he said.


http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Vote2008/story?id=6100765&pag ...

:cry:

Now that is family values!

[Patsy Stone]

79. I heard that clip.

Between that and the picture of the worn out soles on his shoes...

:cry:

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

80. What a guy.

I feel even better about voting for him now.

Billo thinks the ratings are rigged so he's losing to MSNBC? :rofl: Damn that ACORN!!!!

[Berry Cool]

82. It's OK, everybody.

Keith's going to explain Billo's delusion nice and slow, so even BILL'S viewers can understand it!

[WolverineDG]

81. Man, if he doesn't win

I don't know what I'll do.

I do hope that his grandmother lives to see him elected President. :cry:

dg

[Berry Cool]

89. Me too.

With all my heart.

At the very least, she should know he won.

Wow. Keith will have to take a shower now that he admitted he feels sorry for Comedian Rush Limbaugh and his shattered credibility.

[RevCheesehead]

84. Hey Keith - here's a video for you!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=385&topic_id=224228&mesg_id=224228

[SeattleGirl]

87. ARRRRRG!

:rofl:

[ralps]

88. Today's worst person in the world is Rush Limpballs!! LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

92. Keith had such fun taking Billo apart tonight!

"Well, actually it's because...you suck?!?" :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

91. "Um, it's cause you suck!"

:rofl:

[GigiMommy]

95. Keith was great!!!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Watched with Hubby during dinner. Had some good laughs. Happy Friday All!!!

[bunny planet]

96. Oh man, I am so sorry to have had to miss tonight's show.

Did crazy Joe the brother McCain (make the traffic go away 911, don't you know who I am?) make it to worst persons?

Plus, I can't even begin to describe how horrifying this race baiting Ashley with a B story is to contemplate.
All I've got to say to these racist Republican miscreants is, quoting from the lyrics of a Staple Singers song,
'TAKE THE SHEET OFF YOUR HEAD BROTHER, ITS A BRAND NEW DAY!!!!!!


:mad:

[Berry Cool]

98. He made the show even before that!

There were too many Worst Persons today to cram them all into Worst Persons. Some of them had to be main stories, like Ashley.