KOEB Meeting: 09/09/08 -- I'll Pay Sarah To Stay Home Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:, all! More Barack means more KOOS for Berry...

[RevCheesehead]

1. OK, I was kinda hoping for "Insane in McCain..."

Bulworth, is that you? :rofl:

:hi: Hi Patsy!

[Patsy Stone]

3. Hi, Rev

There's no doubt McCain's insane in the membrane.

:hi:

[ralps]

4. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

5. Hi ralps!

And Meow to Crook, too!

:hi: :hug:



OMG - Governor Gump! :rofl:

[ralps]

2. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

6. Hi, ralps!

:hi:

[bleever]

7. Grampy looks quite uncomfortable next to the Mooseketeer.

Dyspeptic look on his face, fiddling with his ring...better he should grin and steal looks at her ass.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

10. Uncomfortable

because tomorrow there will be three people in the audience when he campaigns.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

11. More like the Uncle nobody wants to talk about.

Mooseketeer! :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

8. What a lovely picture, Pats

:loveya: and :hi: to everyone, and thank you to Obama for being about to bring the KOOS.

Palin is such a bald-faced liar!

I know I am going to LOOOVE Keith's new feature, too!!!!!

[Patsy Stone]

16. It is a lovely photo, isn't it?

I can almost forgive the GSB suit.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

18. It's the smile on his face.

It's in complete contradiction to his supposedly huge ego...shy and tentative, and with a hint of humor, like a guy on a first date who's trying to make a good impression.

All you have to do is look at it and you think "He doesn't need to worry. I'm already in love with him."

[Patsy Stone]

27. Here's the link -- the original picture is HUGE!

Click on the photo of him, sit back, and you can count the hairs on his head. It might kill your dial-up, though.

http://gawker.com/5009656/keith-olbermann-attacked-by-post-on-behalf-of-bill-oreilly

[Berry Cool]

34. Well, at least Gawker knows the score.

[Berry Cool]

52. OMG, you are not kidding! This is the Life-Size Kissable Poster From Tiger Beat Image of Keith!!

I can see where he's GOING to get zits!

I don't know, folks...I think this is the big one...Lizbet', I'm comin' ta join ya!!!!

ahhhhh........*KLUNKKKKKKK*

[RevCheesehead]

57. You don't have a printer big enough.

But somehow, you're gonna find a way. :)

O boy! Special Comment!! :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

59. Kinkos? Don't they print posters?

Yay is right! Just in time for September 11th, too.

[RevCheesehead]

61. Make sure Berry gets the spelling right, OK?

That's KinkO's, Berry. :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

78. Dammit, and I was just about to say

that this is the kind of image I'll have to get printed at Kinky's.

[Berry Cool]

65. I doubt it. It doesn't even fit my browser window and won't let me scroll.

Talk about the Caterpillars that Ate Cleveland.

[RevCheesehead]

66. Maybe Keith will make house calls.

Or apartment calls. :D

[Berry Cool]

84. Hush yo' mouth...

...ahh...you speak of heaven...

[RevCheesehead]

87. That, my dear...

..is my JOB. O8)

[Berry Cool]

92. I shoulda known.

I served up that softball right in your wheelhouse, didn't I? :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

95. True dat.

But whenever I take a roll down the hill, Keith will show the video. :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

100. "Ha ha! Roll on the hill!"

[Patsy Stone]

58. You were foremost in my mind

when I ran across this one. :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

86. Yeah, it's always me.

As if no one else here finds Keith the least bit attractive. :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

9. Bill & Blame

How can a woman support a man who thinks rape victims should pay for their own rape kits??? Fucking bitch! :grr: :grr: :grr:

:hi: everyone

dg

[GigiMommy]

12. Hi Everybody!!!

:hi: I'M SOOOOOOOOO SICK OF SARAH PALIN!!!!!!!!!:grr:

[Patsy Stone]

13. Hi, Gigi!

I'm so sick of the media trying to make me believe she's ready to be a fit and able president.

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

15. Hi Patsy!!!

I'm so sick of the pollsters HELPING the media trying to make me believe she's ready to be president.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

17. The polls are so easily skewed

one change in sampling and it's a whole new poll.

[Berry Cool]

23. I'm so sick of the pollsters AND the media trying to convince me to buy

this reality show "Anyone Can Be VP of the United States--And We're Going to Prove It."

This real-life version of "My Fair Lady" starring Sarah Palin as Eliza Done-Nothing.

[Patsy Stone]

39. Funny you should say

two of exact things I ranted about in my dKos diary this afternoon: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/9/9/15294/18358/467/592438

Also, my nickname for her last week in one thread taking suggestions was "Lipstick on a Pygmalion."

GMTA!

[Berry Cool]

88. Nice work, Pats!

[Patsy Stone]

94. Thank you, kindly.

Actually, it started off as an e-mail to Keith, then I realized I didn't have a working address, and it turned into a rant. :)

[GigiMommy]

96. COOL!!!

:applause: I gave you a "Rec"!

[Patsy Stone]

98. Aw, you...

Thanks for doing that.

[SeattleGirl]

14. Hi everybody!

I've been watching, but I was also eating dinner, so couldn't log on until now.

MrSG and I nearly gagged when Keith played that clip of Caribou Barbie speaking. :puke:

:hi:

[GigiMommy]

21. Hi SG!!!!

:hi: Feelin' like Fall more and more here. How was dinner?

[SeattleGirl]

24. Hi Gigi!

Same here; that fall feeling is in the air

Dinner was yummy!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

40. Her voice couldn't just peel paint, it could clean chrome.

[SeattleGirl]

43. It is SO annoying!

I can't stand to listen to her.

If she and Grampa win (steal) this election, swear to God, I'm moving to another country.

[RevCheesehead]

19. what on earth is a "malliable conservative"?

Or is that "Maleable"? :evilgrin:

[bleever]

22. They're easily bent out of shape?

:shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

25. as in "Panties in a wad"?

:rofl: :thumbsup:

[bleever]

20. Hey look, there's an "official" Countdown thread!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7005392

No soup for them!

[Berry Cool]

26. I'm sure they think we're too fangirly and not serious enough.

I mean, we talk about Keith's smile, and KOOS. :blush:

"I didn't get to ask Obama about the giant robot spiders. I will next time. I promise."

And that is why we love Keith.

[Berry Cool]

28. "Ms. Perino added, 'There are emergency exits here, and here...'"

:rofl: Keith, could I possibly love you more?? No. I could not.

[Berry Cool]

31. WOO HOO!!!! KEITH SAID "SEX"!!!!!!!

:bounce: :bounce:

Oh, no, wait...that was "sects."

Oh well. :blush:

He DID say "chowderhead," which is almost as good as far as making me love him.

[SeattleGirl]

32. I knew someone would post about that!

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

62. Did you see/hear Letterman's take on Sarah?

"She's like the mean stewardess who won't give you another Pepsi, because we're LANDING soon!"

[RevCheesehead]

29. I think they're ignoring us.

And by "us," I mean "me."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7005392&mesg_id=7005668

[WolverineDG]

30. It's not like we've been doing this for, oh, years

Oh well. Maybe some will come over to the clubhouse, now that Rev's posted over there. Try not to scare the newbies with too many floaty hearts. ;)

dg

[RepublicanElephant]

36. hey, you guys gotta share the keith!!!!

i started that thread on the General Discussion: Presidential section to spread the keith -- not that you guys aren't the best keith board around -- but i'm so pissed about what msnbc did to chris and keith, i did official threads for both tonite!

[WolverineDG]

41. aw, thanks

:)

dg

[ralps]

46. Ok DubyasWorld, I'm pissed at msnbc too for not giving keith his due!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :grr:

[Patsy Stone]

47. I knew that

and I hear ya! Come by anytime! :hi:

[Berry Cool]

99. Hey, we're appreciative, don't get us wrong

but we're also always open to new blood here. :-)

[ralps]

35. Hi bleever, I invited them to join us! Oh!!! Bay-Airs!!!!!!!!!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

44. It followed the "official" Hardball thread

A great idea to increase ratings for everyone on MSNBC except David Gregory. :)

[Botany]

33. So go ahead and tell me bush what we accomplished in Iraq

... now that he is starting to pull out and send some to where we
should have always been.

[Berry Cool]

37. Bay Air shout-out!!!

:bounce: Of course, the Keith haters will be complaining again about how he loves animal cruelty...

[Botany]

38. Bay Air & Tranq. Dart ?

:hi: KO


call her

[Patsy Stone]

42. Wow. It's finally raining.

Throughout the whole of Ike's passage, it's been a lot of wind, some heavy gusts, and just the smallest moments of rain. Now it's raining enough to wash the sea salt and sand off the windows.

[WolverineDG]

45. You can see clearly now?

Maybe once the rain is gone, perhaps?

dg

[Botany]

49. Might be a good night to eat in

[RevCheesehead]

64. It's the Gull Bay Taco Bell!

:rofl:

:hi: Hi Cuddles!

[GigiMommy]

48. CASSIE'S HERE and she says "HI"!

:hi: :bounce: "...and I'm SLEEPY too!":boring:

[SeattleGirl]

51. HI CASSIE!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[GigiMommy]

71. Hi SG!!!!

:hi: Thank you for the bouncing froggies!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

75. I always have froggies for the lovely Miss Cassie!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[ralps]

55. Hi GigiMommy! & Cassie!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[GigiMommy]

79. Hi Ralps!!!

:hi: "Nice licking kitty!!!", says Cassie. :bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

60. CASSIE!!!

Have you found your leg yet??
:hi: :hug:
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[GigiMommy]

67. Hi Rev!!!

:hi: :pals: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Almost, Rev.!

[RevCheesehead]

69. Be sure to take a "Before" and "After" picture.

Years from now, you'll be glad you did. :7

[RepublicanElephant]

50. hello, fellow keith-seekers!!!!

;)

[SeattleGirl]

54. Hey DW!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

Hi, DubyasWorld!!

:hi: Welcome!!!!

[ralps]

63. Hi DubyasWorld!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[GigiMommy]

83. Hi DW!!!

:hi: :bounce: Welcome!

[RevCheesehead]

53. Thank you for asking about the 9/11 video, Keith.

And thank you for your thoughtful response, Senator.

[SeattleGirl]

56. Ooooh, Keith is going to kick some repuke ass tomorrow!!

You go, Keith!

[Berry Cool]

70. I can't wait for this Special Comment!!

:bounce: Oh my goodness, he is cooking with gas tonight. He's doing more ridicule, name-calling and laughable impressions of people tonight than ever before! :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

73. He's been cracking me up with that!

He can do snark so well!

[ralps]

68. Today's worst person in the world is Sean Hannity!!!! for saying that they never

said Obama was a Muslim!!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :wtf:

[Patsy Stone]

76. How many times did Keith come up with?

5?

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

77. Do Repukes STILL not understand that there is audio and video

of things they say????

[RepublicanElephant]

72. which is funnier...

keith doing sean hannity, or...

keith doing rupert murdoch?

it's close for me, but the murdoch is funnier.

[Patsy Stone]

81. Arrrrr!

Murdoch.

Although his Cheney is the bomb.

[Patsy Stone]

74. Please, do not miss:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7004696

[SeattleGirl]

80. I saw that earlier.

I still don't understand what the OP was trying to say.

[Patsy Stone]

82. Take a number

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

85. Maybe posting under the influence?

:crazy:

[Berry Cool]

89. Woo hoo! More Bonus Keith from Rachel!

:loveya: Rachel!

[RepublicanElephant]

90. no rachel maddow group yet?

du?

[Patsy Stone]

91. I've seen it suggested several times.

I'm surprised no one's gone and done it yet.

[GigiMommy]

93. Oooooooh A SISTA BEAT SARAH

for Miss Alaska!!!:loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

97. As Frangela said this morning

"She came in Second runner up, which means third. By our calculations, that means that there are at least two other women who are more qualified than she is."