KOEB Meeting: 07/17/08 -- Whad'ya Know, Whad'ya Say? Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:, y'all!

[bleever]

1. Ya know,

I think making any joke about rape ought to disqualify you for about a million jobs, not to mention the presidency.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

3. If that's the only reason

to get him outta there, I say bring it on.

:hi:

ed: because English is my first language.

[bleever]

20. Fortunately

there is a long, long list of reasons he won't be elected.

:)

[SeattleGirl]

15. Hi bleev!

:hi:

[bleever]

21. Hi SG.

:hi:

[ralps]

2. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone! Crook & I are doing good, How are you all doing?

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

6. I'm fine, and Keith's purple.

:hi: Hope you all are well.

I hear that Confucius say: "If losing election because of tasteless rape joke is inevitable, might as well relax and enjoy it."

Damn dirty ape. :grr:

[ralps]

9. Hi BerryBush!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

13. He looks delightful

That charcoal black pinstripe suit and the purple tie is working for me.

Gobama! Polling ahead in the swing states and a money raisin' machine. Still, McCain's got $200 million, so I hope Howie's right about the Hillary donors giving to Obama.

And, Bob Barr, thank you so very much for running this year.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

51. Keith is indeed a sight for sore eyes.

And he even looks like he's sitting on his jacket tonight. Finally, he listens to Pats.

[SeattleGirl]

16. Hi ralps!

:hi:

[ralps]

24. Hi SeattleGirl!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[GigiMommy]

17. Hi Ralps!!!

:hi: It's "Peek-A-Boo" Kitty!

[ralps]

26. Hi GigiMommy! Cassie & Freckles!! Yep!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

57. I think of it as

"Heeeeeere's Johnny!" Kitty. :scared:

[ralps]

4. Awwww Poor Repukes! LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

5. Hi Patsy! Howdy all!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

7. So, anything important happen while I was gone?

:hi: It's hard to type with a cat sitting on my hands (Oreo). :)

[Berry Cool]

10. I would suggest you commence cat-removal operations.

:hi: Hey Rev, so good to see you. I could probably use a good word from you now, too. IfyaknowwhatImean. :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

12. The good word comes tonight in the form of a phrase:

"...it sucks donkey dicks."

I've said it about three separate times today. :)

[Berry Cool]

18. I'm LIKIN' that!!!!

A cussin' minister. Just my cup of tea! :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

29. That's interesting.

I was contemplating whether or not the donkey enjoyed it. :hide:

[Berry Cool]

Hah! Maybe if an ape was doing it?

Oh dear...

Anyway, our phrase in college was "sucks big dead ones." :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

42. And that, like resistance, is futile.

:rofl:

[bleever]

25. Is that from the same book of the Bible that says

that Jesus tied his ass to a tree and walked forty miles?

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

31. Yeah, that, and also the mention of the first Republican in the bible...

with Balaam and the time he started talking out of his ass. :hi:

[Berry Cool]

52. And Samson slew the Philistines using the jawbone of an ass.

I didn't even know Billo the Clown was around back then.

[RevCheesehead]

53. He wasn't.

That was Gramps.

[Berry Cool]

59. Ah, THAT explains it!

Good old McThuselah!

[RevCheesehead]

64. ...

:thumbsup: :D

[ralps]

11. Hi RevCheesehead, How are you all doing & Hi to Oreo, CC & lil' Keith! Awwww!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

23. Dear Oreo is:

1. pissed off that I was gone for three days and I left her to fend for herself against the boys.
2. pissed off yesterday because I left the a/c on, and it was kinda cold in the house.
3. pissed off that I turned off the a/c last night, and now it's humidity from hell and I won't turn the a/c back on again.
4. generally pissed off. She is, after all, 18. O8)

CC wonders where the nice lady is who took care of him, and still wondering how he got locked in the garage overnight on Monday.

Keith is aloof, but secretly glad to see me.

In other words, life is good. :)

Hope you and Crook are well! :hi:

[ralps]

33. Awww Poor Oreo & CC! Hugs & Crook has me really well trained! Breakfast by

noon & Dinner by 10pm! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :hug:

[Berry Cool]

44. "Keith is aloof, but secretly glad to see me."

Exactly what I'd tell myself...

[SeattleGirl]

19. Rev!!!

Nice to see you! :hi: :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

32. Hey, Girrrrrrl!

You got home from work early? Or is this the normal time for you? :hi:

Oh, and - -


how's your ass? :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

36. I work from 7:00 am to 3:30 pm, so I'm home in plenty of time

for the Clubhouse meeting! Last night, I went to the Experience Music Project and the Science Fiction Museum. They are VERY cool!

And my ass is fine, but I'm still having problems with my left arm.

(Bad girl! :evilgrin: )

[RevCheesehead]

39. Yay!!

You are integral to the Naughty Girls club, KOEB division. :bounce::bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

43. Sweet!

:bounce: :bounce:

[GigiMommy]

28. Hi Rev!!!

:hi: :bounce: It's hard typing when you have a broken leg in your lap. Cassie says Hi and wants to know if you had a picture of Oreo that you could show?

[RevCheesehead]

37. lemme see if I can dig one up.

Oreo usually doesn't sit still long enough to get a good picture.



Here, Oreo is with the late great Mr. Roo (her biological brother) and the beautiful late Binky (the cow-cat):

[SeattleGirl]

41. Awwwwwwwww!

:loveya:

[GigiMommy]

50. Double Awwwwwwwwww!!!

:loveya: :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

30. You're back!

:bounce: How was the mall? :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

48. Big and noisy.

The first thing I did was go to the Lego place, then walked thru the amusement park. I passed on the aquarium, since they wanted $18. I walked a great deal, but only bought a plaque that says
"The more I learn about people, the better I like cats."

I concluded with lunch at the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. :9

I missed you guys. I did watch Rachel, but, alas - no computer. :hi:

[Berry Cool]

60. We missed you too!

:loveya:

[GigiMommy]

8. Hi Everyone!!!

:hi: :bounce: The Girls are here: GG, Cassie & Freckles

[ralps]

14. Hi GigiMommy! Cassie & Freckles!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

22. Hi girls!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[GigiMommy]

35. HI SG!!!

:hi: :bounce: My Brother STILL talks about Seattle. Are there any jobs for a TV News Director?

[SeattleGirl]

38. Not sure.

You should check! :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

27. I hereby send good wishes and leg-knitting powers your way.

Can't hurt.

[Berry Cool]

34. I love this "Billo the Clown" thing.

Keith has seized on a great idea and he refuses to let go. :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

54. And he can always call him Chuckles, too.

When it fits, it fits.

Rocking Monks? I think not. :P

[GigiMommy]

45. Hi Berry!!!

:hi: :bounce: In three weeks, Cassie will get a walking cast.

[Berry Cool]

63. Hurray for Cassie!

[Patsy Stone]

40. Hiya, ladies!

[Berry Cool]

46. Hiya, Pats!

Are you meeting us on a sundae?

Just in time--the chyron crew is hot tonight ("Ticket to Deride") and Dana Milbank is giving us KOOS. Keith even made it bouncy KOOS by pretending to be hitting a pothole while "traveling" with him.

[Berry Cool]

47. Keith: "Is there a danger if the McCain campaign ASKS for more coverage?"

:rofl: I love Keith.

[Patsy Stone]

49. "Don't wear your good shoes."

And that's five times in two nights Keith said "liberry".

[Berry Cool]

55. I like to think of it as "Lie-Berry"

although it's not me who lied.

Oh, and I take back what I said about Keith sitting on his jacket. Yow. :scared:

[RevCheesehead]

56. A urine drive?

Isn't that what that woman astronut was trying to avoid?

Answer: Depends.

[SeattleGirl]

58. Ba-da-bump!

Thank you ladies and gentlemen! She'll be here all week. Please remember to tip your waitresses.

[Berry Cool]

71. So, if you work at NASA and you piss off your coworkers,

it could actually be a GOOD thing.

[RevCheesehead]

78. I think so.

But I would recomment avoiding pissing ON them, IFKWIM. :)

[Patsy Stone]

61. The yoke's on him

again.

[Berry Cool]

73. That's OK.

Keith can pull MY wagon anytime. :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

69. It's like Rachel never left!

So rape jokes and jokes about killing Iranians are "authentic"?

I like "McCain being McCain" about as much as I like "Manny being Manny." :grr:

That seems to be the new excuse for bad behavior lately: "Oh, that's just (jerk's name) being (jerk's name)!"

What a lame excuse. What it means is: We have given this person free license to be an asshole because we're either afraid of him and what he'll do if we try to change him, or we just LIKE him too much to tell him what an asshole he is.

[GigiMommy]

62. Yummmmmmmmmmy! Thanks!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

75. Wow! That was fast!

You guys must've been hungry!

[GigiMommy]

65. RACHEL!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[SeattleGirl]

66. RACHEL!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

70. Here's a nice NYT article about her

being the heir apparent at MSNBC.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=6512297&mesg_id=6512297

[SeattleGirl]

74. Cool! Thanks, Pats!

[RevCheesehead]

77. Wow - that's a great article!

Ya never know when fortune will strike, huh? Way to go, Rachel... and may you replace Tweety ASAP.

[Patsy Stone]

80. Amen.

Or the crappy David Gregory show could go. "And you can say, 'I got my job through the New York Times.'"

[Berry Cool]

79. Ah,

so that was what Keith was referring to.

Adding: Rachel hired Keith's agent? Smart woman!!

[GigiMommy]

84. Thanks Patsy!!

:thumbsup: Good article. Hope she gets one soon.

[WolverineDG]

67. Woohoo!! I'm back from Off Topic!!

:hi: I met up with Sharon in Austin for lunch, then booked it for home. I took her to one of those off-beat places Austin is famous for. All the way there, she kept saying "I don't want to have Mexican food." Soooo, guess who ordered the quesadillas? :rofl:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

68. Did she enjoy them?

:) :hi:

[WolverineDG]

72. Yup

Cleaned her plate right up & then it was back to NetRoots Nation for more net-rootsy stuff.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

86. Such a good democrat

and you too!

[Berry Cool]

76. That's great

But I bet none of the menu items had cheesy "rock and roll" names. :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

83. I also get the feeling Keith missed saying "MmmmmBUUUUSHED" and

"Worst--Person--in the WOOOOOORLD!"

Especially about Billo the Clown!

[WolverineDG]

87. No, but I did suggest she check out Katz Deli

yeah, it's a New York deli moved to Austin, but let's just say Austin has rubbed off on it a bit. ;)

dg

[RevCheesehead]

82. I hope they were at least Kosher.

:hi:

[ralps]

81. Today's worst person in the world is BillO!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

Yea! The Princess is back!

But where's her tiara???

"They're gonna change American Idol."

"What--they're gonna make it good??"

I love this man. :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

85. Oh, dear... That Andy Dick story

was only made more absurd with the addition of that mug shot.

[Berry Cool]

88. And they made a reference to "Here's Johnny"!

Hi, Keith! :hi:

[Berry Cool]

89. Dammit, those two are always so much fun when they're together.

I missed it.