ASTB 6/22/05 (waaah...)

[Berry Cool]

"Hi...*yawn*...this is Keith. I'm a little exhausted right now from...jet lag. Yes, that's right. JET LAG. I just flew in from LA, and BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED!... *crickets* OK, so maybe that wasn't so funny.

"Anyway, I'm sleeping it off right now from all the fun I had in LA, so please enjoy Alison tonight. Hmm, maybe I shouldn't've put it quite THAT way. Anyway, you get what I mean.

"I'll be back soon to tell you all about my eight private minutes with Mary Carey. Let me tell you, it was the most exciting eight minutes of MY life!! She gave me...well, she gave me something very special. Just LOOK:



"That's Mary, fourth from the left in the front row. How about that???

"Wait...I was talking about Mary Carey, who played for the 1947 Peoria Redwings in the All-American Girls Professional Baseball League Players Association. For heavens' sakes, who did you THINK I meant??

"Anyway, catch you later! 'Bye!"

[Clark2008]

1. I need to time things a bit better.

Should have had the boyfriend over tonight instead of last night.

I don't care if I miss Alison (sorry ASTBers!)

:hi:

[Rhiannon12866]

2. Right on, Alison!

I don't think that Sen. Durbin should have been forced to apologize, either, and she made sure that the point was hit home!:headbang:

BTW, great pic and post!:D

[RevCheesehead]

3. Just a few comments:

1. That picture of Keith is suspiciously cropped. Where's the rest of it? :evilgrin:

2. Keith's gotta be good for at least 12-15 minutes - or at least until the next commercial break.

3. I'm sure the fellas have their drool-buckets attached as they ogle the Olber-less Alison. Well, they need their fun, too.

4. Just think - Mary could have been a Rockford Peach, but instead, she played in Peoria.

5. I was late, because the lawn-boy was over (or as his mom calls him, "Ruth's personal Cabana Boy" :) ). Let your minds go wild.

6. There are worse ways to go than via "The Killer Popsicle." Right now, I'm suffering from "The Killer Egg-Roll."

[Sydnie]

4. Well

1. They cut my head out of that picture, damn it.

2. See number 1.

3. Yep, and it inspires more Gull Bay.

4. Hail Hail Peoria -- oops, wrong movie.

5. See number 1.

6. "The Killer Baby Back Rib" here.

Good to hear you are getting a bit of (a) trim Rev. :rofl:

[crispini]

10. LOL.

I think this deserves a :spank: you naughty girl.

[Berry Cool]

5. While Clark canoodles with her boyfriend, the rest of us compare notes:

1. I cropped out the rest of the picture of Keith and saved it for myself. :evilgrin:

2. "Keith's gotta be good for at least 12 or 15 minutes"??? Yeah, suuuuure...that's probably what Mary Carey thought, too...but she only got EIGHT!! So there!!

3. I see no guys drooling. Hard to believe the ASTB has fallen apart so quickly...

4. Well, you know what they say--if you can play in Peoria, you've got it made! (Keith: "Mary, I'm sorry, but eight minutes is all I had for you! Please, don't cry! There's NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!")

5. The *lawn-boy,* eh...? Well, so much for the Rev's commiserating about how nobody wants you when you work for Jesus! They probably got together and raised...ah...holy hell.

6. The Killer Egg-Roll?? I'll take the Killer Popsicle any day--as long as it comes in one of three Keithalicious flavors!

[ClassWarrior]

6. Hey campers! A quick drive-by to tell ya I miss ya...

:loveya:

NNNGU!

[RevCheesehead]

7. Cheezedoodle!

How are ya, sweetie? :loveya:

[Botany]

8. Just the 2 of us Rev?

Did i ever tell you that you are my Fav?

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

9. Botany...such a fickle one he is.

Anyway, :hi: Class Warrior! :hi: to the few, the proud...the ones who tried to keep it up (so to speak) until Keith was rested and ready again!

Man, I hope he's back in Secaucus tomorrow night!

[Gogi]

11. "Hope to be back in Secaucus tomorrow."

Now there's a statement Secaucasites rarely here!:hide: