This February 14 will be a very special day for Keith.

[Berry Cool]

A very special day indeed. A day he's waited for for a long, long time.

If you go to his office, he's probably already got the date circled on his calendar with a big red heart.

Forget this day? Not on your life. Not when he's spent such a long time waiting. No sirree.

When he thinks of this day, he thinks of a diamond. A big one! A beautiful one!

Why, his heart pounds with anticipation just contemplating it.

Because it will mean that it won't be long before the magic spring day when everything he's anticipating will come true.

There'll be a line of people, all dressed alike. A huge audience there as witnesses. And, of course, plenty of good food and drink. And it'll be just the beginning of many, many happy days to come.

So, for Keith, this February 14 will be especially special. A day to truly celebrate a love that will last forever.

Because on the morning of that day, he'll leap out of bed, fall to his knees, and finally say those five words he's been longing to say:

"PITCHERS AND CATCHERS REPORT! YESSSSSS!!!!!!"

[RevCheesehead]

1. Bwahahaha!!!

:applause: Brilliant!!! :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

6. Thank you

You are a wise one, O Cheese.

[SharonRB]

2. You didn't fool me for a second

I knew that's what it would be.

[Berry Cool]

5. That's 'cuz you're smart

and you know Keith. :rofl:

[GigiMommy]

3. Gee, I was about to think that...

you two were going to ELOPE!!!!!!!

[Berry Cool]

4. Are you kidding?

You guys won't find THAT out until AFTER the fact. :evilgrin: