Happy New Year!

[babylonsister]

Gotta love the Irish


At a world brewing convention in the States, the CEOs of various
brewing organizations retired to the bar at the end of the first day's
conference.

Bruce, CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "In 'Strylya, we make
the best bladdy beer in the world, so pour me a bladdy Fosters, mate."

Bob, CEO of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the
finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a
Bud."

Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invented das beer, ferdamt.
Give me ein Becks, ya ist der real King of beers, danke."

Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet
coke with ice and lemon. Tanks."

The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written all over
their faces. Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a
Guinness, Pat?"

Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then
neither am I!"

Cheers!

[Henny Penny]

1. lol....

Yes,

Happy New Year to you all too. Think I'll be having something a touch stronger than a Bud later meself!

:toast:

[Catherine Vincent]

2. Funny!

:-)