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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 12:42 AM
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GOD DATES FAGS
Rev. Phelps misheard God, S/He said, "I Date Fags." God loves gay men very much ever since S/HE created Adam naked. God also love lesbians because S/HE wears comfortable shoes. However, God also loves drag queens because God is Divine.
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Maat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-11-05 02:07 AM
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1. Laughed out loud!
God loves everyone - God IS love.
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-12-05 03:02 PM
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2. doubtful God would ever say anything to Phelps
but this is a great post!

how about this for a sermon--the divinity as expressed through RuPaul

You better work it!
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-13-05 12:04 AM
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3. dwickham you could get an "A" in homiletics!
God is still trying to get through to haters like Phelps and Bush who hate on queers, when that's the way God planned it to be is all.
God can not hate for S/HE is love!
Of, course God loves drag queens and drag kings, because God is a He-She.
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-26-05 02:58 PM
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4. thank you
maybe I should suggest it to my UU minister
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-28-05 11:47 PM
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5. Please do.
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