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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-12-07 11:55 AM
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A joke for the Episcopalians and Baptists
An Episcopalian priest was visiting the church of his Baptist minister friend's. The priest was denied communion. After the service, the Baptist minister apologized to his friend saying, "I'm sorry I had to deny you communion, but you've never been baptized".

To which the priest replied, "That's okay. Had you offered it, I would have refused, because you've never been ordained."

:rofl:

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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 12:09 AM
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1. OK, I laughed.
Damn my Methodist self! :rofl:
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-13-07 10:52 PM
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2. That is great! Where did you get that one?
:rofl:
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Oddball Donating Member (205 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-22-07 02:17 AM
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3. As a former Baptist turned Episcopalian..
that was great.

:headbang:
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theredpen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 04:44 PM
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4. A Texas Baptist Joke
Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the head of the Church.

Southern Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 06:40 PM
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5. LOL
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-27-07 06:41 PM
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6. Cute, I thought this was gonna be the one about heaven. Nice to read something new
Edited on Thu Sep-27-07 06:41 PM by GreenPartyVoter
Just inside the gates of heaven, St. Peter sits at a desk checking people in.

Peter: "Welcome to heaven. What religion?"

The man at the front of the line says, "Lutheran."

Glancing at his clipboard, Peter says, "Room 33. Be very quiet as you pass room 6."

The process repeats itself with the next person in line:

Peter: "Welcome to heaven. What religion?"

Person #2: "Catholic."

Peter: "Room 17. Be very quiet as you pass room 6."

The next person moves to the front of the line with a look of curiosity on her face.

Peter: "Welcome to heaven. What religion?"

Person #3: "Methodist."

Peter: "Room 54. Be very quiet as you pass room 6."

Person #3: "Why do you keep telling us to be quiet as we pass room 6?"

Peter: "Because the Baptists are in room 6, and they think they're the only ones here."
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