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sadinred Donating Member (529 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-07-05 06:40 PM
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blonde joke...no offense to DU blondes of course!!!

Finally, the Blonde Joke to end all!

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started." Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?" The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's
a tiger."



Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed, "Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."



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superconnected Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-09-05 09:23 PM
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1. hahahhahah that was great :)
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-06-06 08:24 PM
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2. LOL!
That's great! :hi:
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