Ask and you shall receive!

[Vektor]

TayTay, did you request a "LEWD POEM"?!?!!?

Why yes. Yes, you did. Right here:


"Somebody tell me a joke, give me a lewd poem or tell me something I don't know. This is friggin depressing. "

Because I aim to please...

*LOVERS' LIMERICKS!*

there once was a group that was slumping,
so they pictured their Senator humping,
they all said with a smile,
though it's been quite a while,
this place is now once again jumping!



There once was a man from Nantucket...

On second thought, naw. :evilgrin:

OK:

there once was man named John Kerry
"is he packing?" they'd ask, we'd say VERY!
his W-M-D
if you look you will see,
is not small, it is quite the contrary!


a windsurfing stud with wet shorts
bounced his balls to and fro on the courts
playing tennis, that is
the advantage is his,
he has a large racquet, of sorts!

BWAA-HAHAHAHA.

(Ok, I have a bit of a cold/flu type thing going on and am on some serious meds.)

[Blaukraut]

1. priceless!

You had me at 'humping'. First time today I laughed out loud and sent my animals scrambling in fright :-)

[ProSense]

2. There it is! There once was a man from Nantucket...

Whose WMD cause a bulge in his pocket

Whose WMD was the size of a rocket


Okay, I'm not as good.

[Vektor]

3. I see potential, ProSense!

Keep at it, I'll check in after work! :-)

[babylonsister]

4. Gawd, you're good, Vektor! I hope Sen. Kerry checks in to read

here...often! :evilgrin:

[TayTay]

5. I kind of hope THK does

She could read them aloud at opportune moments.

"My, my, my, your internet fans are really ardent aren't they." This would, of course, be greeted by a wry, but knowing smile. "You have no idea."

BTW, I agree with LK, you had me at 'humping.' Then again, I am easy.

[rox63]

6. I love it!!!

First day back at work today, after 4 days of jury duty. My brief trip through the seedy side of our society was fairly depressing, so your limericks are like a ray of sunshine. :D

[Vektor]

7. Now you are taking a trip through

the seedy side of the JK forum.

Enjoy your stay! :-)

[TayTay]

8. We cannot live by wonk alone

All wonk and no play, make this a dull forum.

And there is nothing wrong with 'the seedy side' of this forum. (I crave it sometimes. There, I said it. I crave it sometimes.)