It's a little quiet in here... LOVER'S HAIKU TIME!

[Vektor]

tall drink of water
kerry, big like a bull moose
the astounding girth


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epic proportions
helmet of silvery hair
then there's THAT helmet

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And for especially Firespirit and Wild Eyed Liberal:

dome-like and spongy
encircle the "mushroom tip"
kerry's a FUN GUY

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BWAA-HAHAHAHAHAHA
:rofl:

[TayTay]

1. You are the undisputed Mistress of Kerry Haiku!

I bow before your brilliance.

This should renamed in your honor:
Hairi-Kerry?
No, too obtuse.

I'll work on it.

[Vektor]

5. The lover's haiku

is what keeps me going through these dark days. I turn to the poetic word, and all seems right with the world. :-)

[WildEyedLiberal]

2. OMG

MY HERO. :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

Well, next to HIM, anyway :P

[TayTay]

3. Hey cutie, what's up.

I love your new blog. Are you getting done with school soon? What's up with your summer? Are you staying home and working or travelling?

[WildEyedLiberal]

4. About summer...

Mu finals get done May 13th. I am taking a summer class in June-July. As far as travel... I'd LOVE to still do a meetup, if we can work that out. Late May/EARLY June or early-mid August would be best for me, but whatever works for everyone. I've got a little cash saved, and I can't think of a better trip than meeting some fellow John aficionados.

Thanks for the blog compliment BTW!! Spread the word to EVERYONE you know!!!! :D :loveya:

[vinessa4freedom]

17. oooh, please not May

Hey! My finals don't end until the 26th. Can we do later in the summer?

[Vektor]

6. I'm glad you likey.

I crafted a special "mushroom tip" lover's haiku just for you.

[Firespirit]

7. For ME?

Why, what on earth would make you think that I would be amused by your smutty haikus? I'm shocked, shocked! ;)

[Vektor]

10. HAHAHAHA!!

"Smutty haikus!!"
:rofl:

[saracat]

8. Genius. Sheer poetry Vecktor!

And very naughty as expected!:evilgrin:

[Vektor]

12. What can I say?

I was feeling "inspired". :-)

[muse]

9. Well, it is about time!

Be still my heart. Finally, finally, more lover's haiku!!!!

You outdid yourself this time, Vek.

[Vektor]

11. Thank you.

Do you like the mushroom tip reference?

[muse]

13. Too funny.

The mushroom tip thing is especially wicked!

Right below that in "prominence" is the helmet reference!!! Fabulously funny.

[Vektor]

14. Haha!

I may have been doped up on a little too much sugar tonight.
:crazy:

[BlueIris]

15. Ah, Vektor. What would we do without you? n/t

[Vektor]

16. I can't be sure...

But I suspect you'd read a little less bad poetry. :-)

[elshiva]

18. I love your haikus!

When are you putting your book out?
They are very endearing and hilarious.

Please repost the "tube-steak" ones, please!

[Vektor]

19. At your service -

This was the original lover's haiku!

liberal beefcake
oh why do you forsake me
bring me the tube steak

Also one of my faves.

[elshiva]

20. Ha! Ha! I love that one!

Thanks! :rofl: