Other untrue things the treabaggers believe.

[laconicsax]

http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/over-cliff-preview-top-ten-provably">This article has its own thread in GD, but I think there are some things that need to be added to the list that would only cause a flamewar if posted over there:

My A/A forum applicable additions:
1. Christianity is true and correct. It doesn't matter which denomination, it's all bullshit predicated on more bullshit. For example,
2. God exists. Despite having thousands of years to prove this one, religionists haven't managed to produce a shred of conclusive evidence or argument that hasn't been debunked or otherwise shown to be false.
3. Christians are oppressed.
4. Jesus was white and spoke English. I don't give the teabag morons any credit, we all know they probably believe this and like the rest of their beliefs, its laughably untrue, no small part due to the next thing they believe:
5. Jesus was a real historical character. Of course he did, just like Agamemnon and Robin Hood.

There are others that aren't forum specific, but that's what I have so far. I'm sure I'm forgetting more.

[charlie]

1. If he was a Nordic blue-eyed Jesus

he wouldn't be white, either.

He'd be a beet-red "Ow-ow-ow, don't TOUCH ME!" Jesus.

The poor guy would be as out of place as a penguin in Miami. And out of time too, being 2000 years from the earliest jar of Noxzema.