"Being a pastor is like being the lunch lady for cafeteria Christians" and other things I didn't say

laconicsax

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Sat Aug-07-10 12:28 AM
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"Being a pastor is like being the lunch lady for cafeteria Christians" and other things I didn't say

Laconicspouse is proud of my restraint.

Also not said was "[lol] You say that like you actually believe it." to a sincere "...it was the ultimate sacrifice. He gave his life for all of us." and "could you prove to me that any of it actually happened...no using the Bible either. You can just as well prove that Horatio Hornblower captained the HMS Lydia on a voyage to Nicaragua with Beat To Quarters."

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realisticphish

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Sat Aug-07-10 09:54 AM
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1. Frankly

I'd be far, FAR more comfortable with Horatio Hornblower as a divine being than Christ. HH seems like a logical, decent man, who kicks ass at what he does but thinks he sucks.

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laconicsax

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Sat Aug-07-10 10:30 PM
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2. You can't prove that he isn't a divine being! n/t

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awoke_in_2003

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Sun Aug-08-10 08:37 PM
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3. Militant Hornblower

:rofl:

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realisticphish

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Mon Aug-09-10 12:36 AM
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4. maybe he's blowing...

Edited on Mon Aug-09-10 12:37 AM by realisticphish

a YAK HORN

preemptively saying: locking, sex thread :D

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awoke_in_2003

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Mon Aug-09-10 12:43 PM
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5. that is illegal...

in most civilized countries :hi:

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