Easter Presents.

[FM Arouet666]

I posted this for Christmas in the Lounge. Damn near got myself crucified.

I am still stuck on which one to get.. The baby jesus or the jack hammer jesus.

http://www.divine-interventions.com/

:evilgrin:

[dwckabal]

1. LOL!!

I think I'd have to marry the woman that owned one of these!:evilgrin:

[onager]

2. Bwa-ha-ha! One of my favorite sites!

I've posted that link in quite a few places. Some of them didn't want me to visit again.

Spoil-sports...:eyes:

[onager]

3. For Easter, I want this Barbie...

..by the American artist Carol McCullough, who got death threats by exhibiting this in shopping malls:

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/3983/b_cross.htm

[FM Arouet666]

4. I love it!

But why doesn't Barbie have nipples? I vote for Barbie in the remake of the Passion, the X-rated version.:evilgrin:

[onager]

5. Maybe the Fundies can explain the lack of nipples...

"Barbie is really an angel, so she has neither nipples nor pudenda."

Or something like that.

Where are those verbose Xian posters when you really need them to explain some Serious Theology, dammit!

[Az]

7. Wanna really perplex them?

Ask a fundie if Adam had a belly button.

[EricL]

12. Simple answer

for simple minds : no

http://www.christiananswers.net/q-aig/bellybutton.html

(link found on http://usa.blogs.liberation.fr/2005/02/le_ventre_deve.html )

[displacedtexan]

8. There are no female angels.

So much for fundie TV shows, like "Touched By An Anvil Angel."

[onager]

9. How about "Touched By A Priest?"

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

You make a good point, though. Angels in the Buy-bull are generally scary mo-fos. They only show up to do stuff like incite gang rape, or stand around outside cities God is about to nuke, etc. etc.

[FM Arouet666]

11. ROTFLMAO.

Guess I can understand why angels are so pissed off. If I had no nipples or pudenda I would be a little irked. Somebody better tell the suicide bombers. Gee, you get to heaven and find 90 virgins and no sexual organs. What a cruel twist of fate. If god does exist, he has one hell of a sense of humor. :evilgrin:

[onager]

13. This joke was going around about that...

Osama bin Laden finally dies and shows up in Paradise.

The first person he meets is Patrick Henry, who kicks him in the balls, knocks him to the ground and says: "Liberty or death!"

Then George Washington comes up, kicks him a few times, and says, "I spent years fighting for my country! How dare you attack it, you piece of shite!"

Then Tom Jefferson appears, throws in a few more kicks and licks, and yells: "That's for separation of church and state, you theocratic bastard!"

Osama finally sees an angel and whimpers: "Am I not in Paradise? Where are my 77 virgins?"

The angel says: "Oh, I'm sorry. That was a mistranslation. What it REALLY says is: 'In Paradise, you will meet 77 Virginians.'"

[politicat]

10. This finally explains my Ken doll.... thanks... I think.

EOM

[Is It Fascism Yet]

6. That's hysterical! I love it! Thanks! N/T