I don't even know what to say about this

[moggie]

Jesus kitsch seen at Pharyngula. Isn't this just the greatest thing you've seen in your life?

[qb]

1. OMG that is just sick!

I want one!

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. "Could one of you children please turn Jesus on?"

:rofl:

[immoderate]

3. "Flick my switch, little girl!"

Look how that screw doesn't even hurt him! I guess he's used to that sort of thing.

--IMM

[frogmarch]

4. I want that! n/t

[FiveGoodMen]

5. Does Jesus look at the boy when the switch is down?

[Warpy]

6. If he does or he doesn't, he's still hung down to his knees

He truly is godlike.

[FiveGoodMen]

7. I thought it might be a subtle, Dobson-esque, anti-gay thing...

"Look children, the girl gives Jesus a boner, but not the boy. Do you understand?"

[cosmik debris]

8. The little boy is playing "pocket pool" n/t

[NMMNG]

9. That's just wrong

:rofl:

[onager]

10. Bwah! You MUST send that to...

Jesus Of The Week!

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com

Unless it came from there, of course.

This week's Jesus-Of-The-Week is amazing. "Hello Kitty Is My Jesus." As a TATTOO...

[Hoooweee]

11. too late

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/443/index.html

[moggie]

14. The tattoo was impressive

Just how drunk would one need to be to think that was a good idea?

[Auggie]

12. I'm dying of laughter here...

It appears that both children are looking at "it" too.

[moggie]

13. And where is the girl's right hand?

[TZ]

15. Did he take Cialis?

Sure looks to me like he's got that more than 4 hour problem they warn about....:evilgrin:

[moggie]

18. One of the best captions in the Pharyngula thread used that idea

One of the contributions was: "If this light remains on for more than four hours, consult your physician".

Thus I've learned that "up" is "on" in the US (it's the opposite over here).

[Ezlivin]

16. Jesus swings both ways

He's AC and DC, on and off.

[progressoid]

17. Ha!! reminds me of this stained glass...

[Auggie]

19. Oh, those crazy Christians...

[Anarcho-Socialist]

21. Heh

Is that real? Where's it from?

[HelenWheels]

22. I had the same thought - it has to be photo shopped

It's just creepy though

[ChickMagic]

23. I don't know that it has to be photoshopped

I saw an old catechism book from the 50's that was pretty shocking.
Jesus has this beautific look on his face and his hand on the back
of a little boy's head. It appeared that he had pulled the boy's
head onto his lap.

I saw that before I ever got on the intertubes unfortunately. It
made me think that they could get kids to see it as perfectly
normal.

*ick*

[Joanie Baloney]

20. Good Lord!

(so to speak) The little girl is elevating herself a couple inches off the ground while supporting herself on Jesus' holy pogostick! I'm impressed!

:)

[Twillig]

24. Being hung like a lightswitch used to be a put down.

No more thanks to teh Jeebus!