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Edited on Sun Jan-20-08 01:47 PM by Evoman
I loved that comment.
Let me tell you a story...a story of a young, evil Evoman.
Evoman was at a dance club with several friends and was a little bit intoxicated. Evoman saw a girl he knew through a friend of his, and decided that he would go say hi. His friend, a lab mate, was a little geeky (loved anime, star wars and had never had a girlfriend)...however, he had a good heart, which is what Evoman likes about people so he was good friends with this guy. Anyways, this girl is just about as geeky, but a drunk Evoman has terrible judgment and decided to flirt with her. This girl basically falls in love with him right away, and against his better judgement, he gives her his phone number.
This girl called Evoman and asked him out for coffee. Evoman thought to himself, "Why the hell not!". He would go out, have fun, and get to know her even though she wasn't his type. Evoman's friend heard about this date, and told Evoman to "take it easy on her" and told her to "be careful with him". Evoman took his friends advice and decided he wouldn't make any moves and back off. Unfortunately, the girl was only spurred on (expected, isn't it?).
The day of the date, Evoman gets a call from the girl. A one hour coffee date is no longer in the plans....this girl tells Evoman that her friend is having a birthday party. A birthday party? What fun! Why not? Sure.
What Evoman did not know was that it wasn't the type of birthday party he usually went to. In fact, it was the sort of birthday party he hadn't been to since he was twelve. Apparently, though her friends were over 20, they were hardcore christians. LAME Christians of the variety that have been discussed above. Highlights:
1)Played musical chairs.
2)Played "I've never..." : this is a game where everybody is given 20 tokens. Then they take turns saying "I've never (blank)" where blank is any number of risque things (or non risque in their case). If you've done (blank), you throw a token into the pot. Evoman was the first one out. The next closest person had only lost 4 tokens by the time of Evoman's loss. Evoman's date was giving him googly eyes by this time.
3)Had pizza. It was pretty good.
4)Played a game where we split into two teams, and took turns putting bean bags between our knees and racing each other to the other end of the room. But every one was dead sober. Dead sober. And there was no stripping if you lost. You just won a small toy as a prize.
5)Karoake at a bar. Fun. They all had water to drink and sang lame songs earnestly. Not fun. Evoman felt compelled to stand up and sing "I'm too sexy" by Right Said Fred. Girl got even googlier.
In the end, Evoman drove the girl back to her house with no intention to take it any further. He would not be going out with her again. Evoman had a passing feeling that this nice Christian girl really wanted to get nasty. But he passed, and went home. His conclusion: Christians are lame. Lame Lame Lame.
(and btw, I know I've mixed past and present tense. And I don't give a shit. It's my story, I can write it any way I want).
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