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Heddi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 10:47 PM
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Uh oh...new employee orientation today and they made me :gulp:.....
Edited on Tue Feb-17-09 10:50 PM by Heddi
get a TB shot!!!

:cue horrific horrible horror music: Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I mean, firstly it's ridiculous because I've been an RN at this hospital since MAY and I already WENT THROUGH ORIENTATIONWOWwoieuruoiweur I'm so mad I can't even spell ORIENTATION.

ahem.

I already WENT THROUGH ORIENTATION IN MAYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy but then I was a traveler and technically an employee of the agency and now I'm an employee of the hospital. So I got to hold hands and sing Koom By Yah and talk about morale and how sticking my finger up a patient's butt may or may not be sexual harassment. Talk about Uber PC'ness...sheesh.

Anyway. So I had to get my TERBERCULOSES SHOT today and I am so sure that I'm like....delayed or something in the head now. Durh.

Lookit my arm. It looked beautiful and slim and tan and not so hairy and beautifl and slim at the wonderful hour of 645am and now look at it:



Is that bad?

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ETA:

what ever you do, please do not EVER change your google search criteria to "safe search OFF" and then use the image search term "wart" :scared:
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salvorhardin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 11:32 PM
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1. After goatse and tub girl I'm unshockable
Edited on Tue Feb-17-09 11:34 PM by salvorhardin
Ah Slashdot, you took my innocence.

For what it's worth, I think green is very slimming and think of all the new sexual techniques you can pioneer. Or your new career as a hentai model.
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Heddi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 11:33 PM
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2. wiggle wiggle wiggle
I have to say that my husband really digs the suction cups. Woo woo
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-09 11:44 PM
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3. Boring
I thought you were going to tell us about the mandatory cavity search.

You're much more risque in the Health forum.
:boring:
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Heddi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-09 12:13 AM
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4. Oh that's tomorrow
Edited on Wed Feb-18-09 12:14 AM by Heddi
They have to take things slow, yanno, to not scare off the new guy they hired for IT. hehehe. He's like "Wait, what?" as they're gloving up and asking him to spread. We just laffed and laffed.....

Oh and vaccination-talk and medical jargon makes me Hotttt ha ha ha. Stick that in your sterncleidomastoid and smoke it, buster!
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mr blur Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-09 03:14 AM
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5. Big Phama has got you. You are doomed. (nt)
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-18-09 10:26 AM
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6. It's just a minor side effect of octopusism.
Take a couple Tylenol and you will be fine by the weekend.
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