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ricochetastroman

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Mon Jan-19-09 06:15 PM
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Dear World:

Dear World:

We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced November 4. Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect to be fully functional on January 20, 2009. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank you for your patience and understanding.

Sincerely,
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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Angel Wings

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Mon Jan-19-09 07:48 PM
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1. LOL THANKS

:thumbsup: :7

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rumpel

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Mon Jan-19-09 08:20 PM
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2. :)

love it.
Thanks:yourock:

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I Have A Dream

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Mon Jan-19-09 08:36 PM
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3. A-yup!

:bounce:

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Cleita

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Mon Jan-19-09 10:43 PM
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4. Soothing.

Hopefully, the world will be in a forgiving mood.

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Lindsey

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Mon Jan-19-09 11:24 PM
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5. Very good! n/t

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Why Syzygy

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Mon Jan-19-09 11:27 PM
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6. Meanwhile..

can they send their virus infested hard drives in for replacement? Bad bug!

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mother earth

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Tue Jan-20-09 09:49 AM
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7. "of, by and for the people" AGAIN!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIyFhTiyxNA
In The City of Blinding Lights

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Ecumenist

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Tue Jan-20-09 06:44 PM
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8. Hmmm, Ricochetman, you plagiarised my post...

Edited on Tue Jan-20-09 06:48 PM by Ecumenist

I first posted this after getting permission from my brother who sent it to me on the 26 or 27th of December and reposted and updated version EARLY this morning.

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ricochetastroman

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Tue Jan-20-09 07:38 PM
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9. Yes I did

Forgive me, I got it from somewhere in email... as long as the message gets out. I have no idea where it came from.

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Ecumenist

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Wed Jan-21-09 05:22 PM
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10. Wow, that's interesting . I guess its quite popular as I got it from the author

who gave it to me to publish here. All's forgiven though. :hi:

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I Have A Dream

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Wed Jan-21-09 05:23 PM
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11. Yeah, I did a google search, and it is at least 5 other places. nt

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