My dog is lying on the kitchen floor

[Mutley]

crying away, and giving me pathetic looks. Gee, do you think she wants something?

[SW FL Dem]

1. Gee, I wonder.:)

My three do that every day. All three will lie down around my computer chair and just stare at me, then Libby starts to moan. Once Libby moans, Kelsey start crying and Boo whimpers, making quite a chorus. If I ignore them for more than a few minutes, they get louder and louder until I can't stand it anymore. The final straw is usually when my 17 yr old cat starts hollering at the top of her lungs. Their normal dinner time is between 5:30 and 6:00pm, the routine starts anywhere between 4:45 and 5:00. If I get up from the computer desk, I have three shadows. Heaven help me if I happen to go into the laundry room (where the dog food is kept).

Yes, I admit they have me well trained, but at least I make them sing for their supper.

[Mutley]

4. Heehee

She'd had breakfast, but she wanted a Greenie.
She's addicted to them!

[oregonjen]

2. Mine says, "Peanut Butter, please!"

She begs for it every morning!

[Mutley]

5. My dog loves peanut butter...

but it gives her poopy problems so she can't have it.

[BrklynLiberal]

3. Once I start making dinner for Boen (dog) the cats go CRAZY! They

start yelling at me in this crazy voice that sounds just like Edward G. Robinson in one of his old movies....NYAHH! NYAHH! NYAHH!
They start pacing around the kitchen and darting in and out of my legs. They even run under Boen while he is eating!
I would feed them more quickly but I am usually laughing so hard at their antics that it slows me down.
EDIT: Do not suggest that I feed them first! That would spoil the whole game!

[Mutley]

6. I would never dream of suggesting you feed them first.

That sounds hilarious!