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of Thanksgiving at my Aunt's house (I think this was before I was born). Aunt E. was roasting her first turkey to host her first Thanksgiving as a new housewife.
She apparently packed it full - nothing like a well-stuffed turkey! - and trussed it up real tight. I mean REAL tight. I mean, so tight, the gasses couldn't escape.
Well, at some point, a few hours into it, she declares she had better go in and check the turkey. The next thing everyone here's is this weird explosion.
Rushing into the kitchen shows the turkey is a-plenty. A-plenty on the ceiling, on the floor, on the counters, on the refrigerator, on the oven, on my aunt - them poor gasses had nowhere to go but out. And with the turkey, of course, juice, grease - all over. It must have taken days to clean.
I personally remember when my ex-wife left my instant-read thermometer in the chicken while it cooked - an understandable newbie mistake, but also the loss of a good thermometer and sadly not as good as the turkey story.
On the other hand, I just remembered how K, my current wife (second and hopefully last), who is not very intuitive in the cooking department, went to make sugar cookies for everyone but when we tasted them we realized that she had not used sugar, but a bag of finely-ground sea salt that I had. There was just no eating those things - no way, no how. And oh! the loss of that great sea salt! :cry:
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