Imported Toast....From England

[The empressof all]

http://www.thetoastshop.co.uk/

Well, of course...Where else would the finest toast come from?

Check out toast by post. I'd go for the Bamoral myself.

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[kestrel91316]

1. Absolutely HYSTERICAL. All the bread looks like Wonder Bread,

except that last one.

5.99 pounds a slice. That's what, $12??

[Stinky The Clown]

2. That's a joke .....

..... right?

[The empressof all]

3. I would assume so....

I don't think there's a check out...but then again maybe they can tell I'm in the US and they don't link it.....

Now I'm :scared:

Here are some

Toastimonies

Mr Ottwell Binns, Yorkshire : "What can I say? Such a relief to find a regular and reliable toast supplier."

Mrs Katharine Hinkson-Tynan, Co. Dublin : "In all the years my husband and I have been using them we've never had reason to as much as doubt the quality. Keep up the good work."

Mr Joseph Hocking, Cornwall : "Excellent. I buy in bulk and freeze. The whole process makes early morning starts a breeze."

Lady Kitty Ritson : "I favour the Balmoral, an excellent toast for any occasion, however formal. Excellent toast. Excellent service."

[htuttle]

4. Can't help myself...

Owner: What can I do for you, Sir?

Customer: Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish.

Owner: Peckish, sir?

Customer: Esuriant.

Owner: Eh?

Customer: 'Ee, ah wor 'ungry-loike!

Owner: Ah, hungry!

Customer: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, "a little toasted wheat gluten will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cripsy comestibles!

Owner: Come again?

Customer: I want to buy some toast.

Customer: Most certainly! Now then, some toast please, my good man.

Owner: (lustily) Certainly, sir. What would you like?

Customer: Well, eh, how about a little Balmoral.

Owner: I'm, a-fraid we're fresh out of Balmoral, sir.

Customer: Oh, never mind, how are you on Windsor?

Owner: I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week, sir, we get it fresh on Monday.

Customer: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, four slices of Sandringham, if you please.

Owner: Ah! It's beeeen on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning.

Customer: Frogmore?

Owner: Normally, sir, yes. Today the van broke down.

Customer: Ah. Buckingham?

Owner: Sorry.

Customer: Kensington?

Owner: No.

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:P