Okay, who on this forum am I to blame for my Maypo accident?

[Stinky The Clown]

I scalded my upper lip on a hot first taste of Maypo. It hurts and I don't do pain well.

Why am I am looking here for someone to blame?

Simple.

ONE of **you** put Sparkly on to some internet store that sells Maypo and Baroleum Ointment and such products of our youth. Had she not bought that damned Maypo I wouldn't have been making it. Had I not been making it and stupidly tasted a spoon tip of it hot from a boiling pan of the gruel, I'd not have scalded my lip and I wouldn't be cruisng here looking for the *real* culprit.

'Fess up ...... who am I angry with?

(edit to correct spelling errors caused by the fog of the excrutiating pain I'm suffering)

[wildeyed]

1. You have Maypo lip?

:nopity:

[Stinky The Clown]

2. Yeahandithurts

Hours later and its *still* sensitive.

[NMDemDist2]

3. ahh

that would be me :blush:

sorry about your fat lip Stinky :hug:















:rofl:

[Sparkly]

4. aHA! I THOUGHT it was you!!!!

What did I tell ya, Stinky? The woman is a practical peddler of vice!! :spank:

[NMDemDist2]

5. if that's the case, how come I'm not richer

or in jail? :evilgrin:

:hi:

[Stinky The Clown]

14. Spaaaaaaaarkleeeee ...... you can't blame others for your troubles

We have to take responsibility for our own actions. You're to blame for buying them, not the person who suggested you could. You also have to take responsibility for my lip.

Its all your fault.

[Stinky The Clown]

6. Well ..........

.... at least ya owned up .......















( ::::mumbling::::: damned sparkly fairy princesses ..... with their proclivities for oddball shopping sprees buying harmful products like Maypo and putting it where unsuspecting clowns might get themselves into trouble trying to make a simple midday snack when they're hungry and accidently put a boiling dollop of gloppy gruel against their tender lips in an attempt to get an advanced taste to whet that clown appetite and thereby burning the poor clown lip causing the sparkly fair princess to go unkissed for the rest of the day which is fine because its all her fault anyhow well her and her encourager who put her up to the deed in the first place ......)

[NMDemDist2]

7. Sparkly princess kisses are very good for burns I hear

:yoiks:



and this from the man who had me making volcanos on my counter, buying beating Beasts and fishing out all my carbon knives and sharpening till I had carpel tunnel

:boohoo:

edit to add :boofreakinhoo:

:hide:

[wildeyed]

10. I'm with you.

H2S is the *true* peddler of vice. I have the ice cream maker to prove it.

[NMDemDist2]

11. thanks lil sistah!

can I get an "AMEN"


:rofl:

but we really shouldn't be mean (until his lip stops quivering and heals up) eh?

[Sparkly]

8. I will not even MENTION

the can of "San Marzano Tomatoes" that attacked my foot from the high pantry shelf that day, leaving it with a big bruise....

Yeah, ITALIAN tomatoes, purchased by a certain clown who shall remain nameless.

[eleny]

9. We're having crab cakes tonight - in honor of your mood

:evilgrin:

[Stinky The Clown]

12. Garnish them with this in my honor .....

Me? I ate worms.

(I was gunna post a picture of them but decided otherwise. :) )

[eleny]

13. hope you're feeling better

i used some of a thai sauce on mine. like a hot ketchup. they were good but nothing like the real mccoy you have down there!

[babylonsister]

15. But how was the Maypo and whatcha doin' eating hot

cereal in the dead of summer? Is this for cholesterol-lowering? I ask because of my own high cholesterol, and I do remember Dad making Maypo on cold winter mornings.
Oh, and sorry to hear about your lip.
"Burnt lips require ice chips?"

:yoiks:

[Stinky The Clown]

16. I was looking for something a bit different for a midday snack.

It wasn't specifically for cholesterol, although I *do* have that issue, too. I was cruising the pantry and just saw the Maypo box there.

I like hot cereal, actually. I often have oatmeal or even grits as a snack. The season never stops me. I never got that 'hot cereal in winter' thing. I mean, we don't eat cold ..... beef stew? ..... in summer, so why would we not eat hot cereal in summer?

My lip's mostly better. Thanks fer askin'. :hi: