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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 08:09 PM
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White Lie Cake (with apologies to Alabamans and Baptists) baking joke
Alice was to bake a cake for the Baptist Church ladies'

group bake sale in Tuscaloosa, but she forgot to do it until the last minute.

She remembered it the morning of the bake sale and after rummaging

through cabinets she found an angel food cake mix and quickly made it while

drying her hair, dressing and helping her son Bryan pack up for Scout

camp. But when Alice took the cake from the oven, the center had dropped flat

and the cake was horribly disfigured. She said, "Oh dear, there's no time

to bake another cake." This cake was so important to Alice because she did

so want to fit in at her new church, and in her new community of new friends.

So, being inventive, she looked around the house for something to build

up the center of the cake. Alice found it in the bathroom -- a roll of toilet

paper. She plunked it in and then covered it with icing. Not only

did the finished product look beautiful, it looked perfect!

Before she left the house to drop the cake by the church and head

for work, Alice woke her daughter Amanda and gave her some money and specific

instructions to be at the bake sale the minute it opened at 9:30,

and to buy that cake and bring it home. When the daughter arrived at the sale,

she found that the attractive, perfect cake had already been sold.

Amanda grabbed her cell phone and called her Mom.

Alice was horrified. She was beside herself. Everyone would know, what

would they think? Oh my, she wailed! She would be ostracized, talked

about, ridiculed. All night Alice lay awake in bed thinking about people

pointing their fingers at her and talking about her behind her back.

The next day, Alice promised herself that she would try not to think

about the cake and she would attend the fancy luncheon/bridal shower at

the home of a friend of a friend and try to have a good time. Alice did not

really want to attend because the hostess was a snob who more than once

had looked down her nose at the fact that Alice was a single parent and not

from the founding families of Tuscaloosa, but having already RSVP'd she

could not think of a believable excuse to stay home. The meal was elegant,

the company was definitely upper crust old South and to Alice's horror, the

CAKE in question was presented for dessert.

Alice felt the blood drain from her body when she saw the cake, and she

started out of her chair to rush to tell her hostess all about it, but

before she could get to her feet, the Mayor's wife said, "What a beautiful

cake!" Alice, who was still stunned, sat back in her chair when she heard

the hostess (who was a prominent church member) say, "Thank you, I baked it myself."

Alice smiled and thought to herself, "GOD is good."
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MelissaB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 09:16 PM
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1. Ha!
I'm not offended. :rofl:

Good one.
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vademocrat Donating Member (962 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 10:52 PM
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2. LOL!
God can be very very good!
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wildeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 07:39 AM
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3. Indeed! n/t
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Phentex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 07:54 AM
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4. HA!
:)
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