I just googled

[Cerridwen]

"how to control women" and received

Results 1 - 10 of about 8,120 for "how to control women". (0.58 seconds)

Then I googled "how to control men" and received

Results 1 - 10 of about 205 for "how to control men". (0.59 seconds)

I'm bored this morning - guess I should get off my couch and go mow the lawn.

[wakeme2008]

1. Google

"How to get a man to mow the lawn" :hide: :hide:

[Cerridwen]

3. Well, since "my" man lives 300 miles away and has his own

home to maintain, guess I'm on my own with this one. :D

Maybe if I could find more links on "how to control dogs" I could get my two dogs to mow the lawn for me?! :evilgrin:

edit for typo

[wakeme2008]

4. Just visited a friends Animal Kingdom hotel room...

Standing on the balcony I asked did they mow the lawn.... No they had "tommies" for that :)

[Misunderestimator]

2. Wow... and only 55 for "how to control dogs"

That is NOT good.

[Hello_Kitty]

5. Guess we ladies are just harder to control, eh? n/t

[Cerridwen]

6. Or there are more people trying to control

women than are trying to control men?

[RedFireDiamonds]

7. Well,

Certainly there are many more under that topic, but, women and control tend to bring out a lot of results on Birth Control, and then all the pro and con sides of that, so maybe it isn't entirely reliable

[Cerridwen]

8. Reliable? Naw. Tongue-in-cheek? Oh, yeah. :D - n/t

[newyawker99]

9. Hi RedFireDiamonds!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast: