Here is the worst one on the list:
17.In his last days, the Pope was in tremendous pain.
OK, here are the only funny ones from that list:
38.Somebody taking my job. My job!
30.Michael Jackson too broke to buy Pope's bones.
25.LexisNexis search on phrase "the inner workings of the Vatican are shrouded in mystery" temporarily crashes system; Eric Alterman unable to search for press references to "What Liberal Media?" for 37 consecutive hours.
22.Mankind scrambles to choose new leader of inflexible, sexually morbid institutional anachronism; heretofore anonymous bureaucrat will instantly be celebrated as world's holiest man as he travels to AIDS-stricken Africa to denounce the use of condoms.
More:
http://nypress.com/18/9/news&columns/taibbi.cfmThe Onion had a good blurb. Pope's last words, "Pope-Sled."
(Citizen Kane reference).