Focus on the Fish

[LeftHander]

We really need to protect traditional piscean values from the abomination of shell fish.

I call for states to introduce constitutional amendments banning the harvesting, importing, possession and sale of any non fin bearing water creatures and any other aquatic life that resemble a non-finned water creature. They are an abomination onto god.

[racaulk]

1. Focus on the Fabric

I hereby call upon all state legislatures to introduce legislation leading to Constitutional amendments banning the production and sale of linen/wool fabric blends. To wear this type of material is an abomination against God, per Leviticus 19:19.

[DarkTirade]

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http://www.godhatesshrimp.com

[FreeState]

3. Focus on the Period

I hereby call upon all state legislatures to introduce legislation leading to Constitutional amendments banning the co-mingling of sexes during a woman's menstrual period. To do this is an abomination against God, per Leviticus 18:19.

http://www.atruechurch.info/sexduringmenstruation.html

[Bluenorthwest]

4. God Hates Frogs

Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
Leviticus 11:12

[KitchenWitch]

5. God Hates Shrimp