Ok, so Dimpus and Booboo here....

[pepperbear]

http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/scotland.cfm?id=1385762006

Scot 'beheaded' lover after she became a lesbian

A jilted boyfriend nearly decapitated his lover after she told him she had become a lesbian, a court was told today.

James Seaton, 46, killed Jacqueline Queen at his flat and then got his bricklayer brother John, 37, to help him dump the body.

Her body was found wrapped in bedsheets by a dog walker in Elmshurst Crescent, East Finchley, on November 30 last year.

*snip*

OK, so these two blokes are essentially Rednecks.

[LeftCoast]

1. Um, thanks for sharing?

:shrug:

[twilight_sailing]

2. When

your girl leaves you, just let her go.