Zero Percent Of Lesbian-Raised Children Report Abuse

[joeybee12]

According to a study from the UCLA, zero percent of children who were raised by a lesbian couple reported being victims of physical or sexual abuse. What do you think?

Susie Washam
Systems Analyst
"Give me a second—I'm sure I can figure out how a little bit of child abuse is all part of God's plan."


Kevin Bradford
Meat inspector
"Yeah, but 100 percent of those kids’ parents are total lesbians."


Kevin Sims
Interline Clerk
"Based on my knowledge, they probably don't have much time to interact with their children at all given that they're always slowly taking off each other's matching cheerleader uniforms or playfully sudsing one another up."

http://www.theonion.com/articles/zero-percent-of-lesbianraised-children-report-abus,18476/

Remember, it's The Onion! I love the first one! :evilgrin: