Why is this man worried about gays?

[Botany]

Jefferson Beauregard "Jeff" Sessions III

I am not gay but I don't think he would be thought of as a hunk. :rofl:

BTW I have come up with a simple solution to gays in the
military debate if you are a straight man and in the military then
you don't have sex with other men. Same thing applies to women
too ..... they don't have to have sex with other women.

[HopeHoops]

1. He's probably just afraid of catching "teh gay" if he's near one.

Some people are just idiots.

[Beer Snob-50]

2. sarcasm here!!!!

but don;'t you know that gays always try to recruit other members by turning others gay.

[Captain Hilts]

3. Ellen got a toaster oven from Mel Etheridge for 'turning' gay. nt

[47of74]

4. Ever since a certain Republican was caught making a wide stance in a bathroom stall

These people have lost all moral authority as far as I'm concerned. Especially since Senator Widestance was a big supporter of discrimination against gays.

[BR_Parkway]

5. 100% straight guys and those truly comfortable with their own sexuality

never seem to have a problem with gay folks. For the loudest bigots, denying their own sexuality (at whatever point in the spectrum) truly is a "choice" and it seems to scare the shit out of them

[Botany]

6. In some cases it does seem the "thou doth protest too much" argument .....

..... seems to be a cover for how they really feel.

To hear some of these idiots talk about being in close proximity to
gays or lesbians is such a big temptation or might cause a person to
wonder sounds like they are tempted themselves.

BTW if "you folk" want Sessions he is yours ..... he kind of has that
"Henry Gibson" thing working. :rofl:

[BR_Parkway]

9. He can remain in his closet with Lindsey - we'd just as soon not claim

either one of them - so as long as they want to convince the world that they're straight, I'm perfectly willing to go along with their little charade and say "nope, not ours" - provided they stay out of my bedroom (figuratively and literally - talk about an "ick" factor)

[joeybee12]

7. Wally Cox lives!!!! n/t

[urbuddha]

8. I wouldn't _______him with someone elses ________.

No Offense...but I wouldn't ---- him with someone elses ----.

[sui generis]

10. he's worried because in his mind gay = drag queen

He hasn't seen the rest of us yet or he really WOULD be scared when he realized he couldn't tell us apart unless he DID ask and we DID tell.

What a smarmy shit of a human. We're there, we're square, get over it.