Writers needed, please

[madeline_con]

If you're interested in writing political commentary or satire for my site, let me know.

There's a link in my sig line so you can check out the site.

I need either one time types or recurring "guest writers".

Send me a sample here or via contact info on the site.

Thank you so much, DUers! :hi:

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

1. these are mine below--and, do you pay?

http://www.newshax.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=746

http://www.newshax.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=751

http://www.newshax.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=754

[oneighty]

2. Here madeline very dated but.

Mr. Ashcroft would you please check out my wife's activities?

I was checking up on the neighbors to see if they are good patriots just like you asked me to. I was caught peeking into the ladies bedroom next door. She did not think I should be doing that and neither did the cops. But since up until now we were all friends in my neighborhood I was just yelled at and told to go watch a neighborhood far away.

Well being somewhat restricted in physical ability I decided to stay home and spy on my wife. Oh Boy, was I surprised. She is a member of the following liberal organizations: Southern Poverty Law Center; ACLU; Amnesty International; National Parks and Conservation Association; And the Democratic Party. I discovered all of this in her bedroom (I checked that out while she was out shopping) I had to do that because she will not let me into her bedroom.

On the wall there were pictures of the Clintons, Gores, and believe it or not the Kennedy Brothers. Also hanging on the wall was a huge poster of President Bush purchased from that left wing commie magazine 'The Nation'. The poster was doctored up to look like Alfred E. Newman of "What! Me worry? fame. On the poster in big letters was the word 'WORRY'. Well I got out of her bedroom just in time as she was returning from shopping.

I asked her if I could borrow ten bucks so I could go down to the super market and spy on the cute blond working there. "No Ed." she told me "I am saving my extra money for Hillary's presidential race."

PS. Please Sir General Ashcroft please send me on a them there arm bands and orange hat neighborhood spy gear. I want to check out that sexy neighbor again.

From 'Voyages of the Vicky Mary'. Copyright

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