The Dallas Cowboys have losing records against only five teams in the NFL!

[madinmaryland]

Arizona Cardinals 55-28-1
Atlanta Falcons 15-8
Baltimore Ravens 0-2
Buffalo Bills 7-3
Carolina Panthers 7-3
Chicago Bears 13-8
Cincinnati Bengals 5-4
Cleveland Browns 11-17
Denver Broncos 5-5
Detroit Lions 12-10
Green Bay Packers 15-12
Houston Texans 1-1
Indianapolis Colts 8-6
Jacksonville Jaguars 2-2
Kansas City Chiefs 5-3
Miami Dolphins 5-7
Minnesota Vikings 14-12
New England Patriots 7-3
New Orleans Saints 14-8
New York Giants 54-36-2
New York Jets 7-2
Oakland Raiders 3-6
Philadelphia Eagles 54-43
Pittsburgh Steelers 15-14
St. Louis Rams 14-14
San Diego Chargers 6-2
San Francisco 49ers 14-16-1
Seattle Seahawks 6-5
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 9-3
Tennessee Titans 7-5
Washington Redskins 56-38-2

[KamaAina]

1. Are you counting the Ravens and Browns as the same team?

Or is this the New Math? :shrug:

Baltimore Ravens 0-2
Cleveland Browns 11-17
Miami Dolphins 5-7
Oakland Raiders 3-6
San Francisco 49ers 14-16-1

Before No Child Left Behind, that would've added up to 5. :P

[madinmaryland]

2. Apparently I was left behind.

Why doesn't skinner have a math checker!!

:hi:

[KamaAina]

3. But, but, but now how do I know

that four brazillion soldiers weren't killed? :shrug:

[madinmaryland]

4. Can you then tell me how many is four brazillion??

:shrug:

[KamaAina]

5. No.

:spank:

[Iggo]

6. 4/1000 of a cotillion.

You're welcome.

:hi:

[madinmaryland]

7. Then how much is a cotillion????

[Iggo]

8. It's...um...

Hey! look over there!

:hide:

[Jack Rabbit]

9. The other teams need to get with the program

It is immoral to lose to the Dallas Cowboys.

[redqueen]

10. I'm sure they only wish they could.

:)

[madinmaryland]

11. Wow! 219-145-5 against the NFC East (including Arizona)

:wow:

[TZ]

12. Yawn.

When was the last time they won a playoff game? 13-3 and you can't win ONE game? Cheeze..you guys are the Pats of the NFC...:P *choke..hack, hack..*

[madinmaryland]

15. Nice post, Snyder!

FIVE Super Bowl Victories!

[trotsky]

17. First time ever in NFL history that the NFC's top seed lost in the divisional round.

Former international symbol for choking:


New, updated symbol for choking:

[againes654]

19. Sorry, I beg to differ

A choke in the superbowl (as an UNDEFEATED TEAM) is waaaaay worse than a choke in the second round by a team that hadn't won a playoff game in 9 years (or something like that).

[trotsky]

21. Yeah, you're right, that was a bigger choke-job.

But I hate the Cowpies even more than the Cheatriots so I can't resist an opportunity to slam them. :)

[rep the dems]

22. Those 5 Super Bowl victories don't mean much to this guy...

Seriously, Dallas fans are living in the past.

[madinmaryland]

23. Yeap! I think other than Steelers and 49'ers fans EVERYONE else is JONESING

to be a fan of a SUCCESSFUL franchise like teh COWBOYS!!1!!

[TZ]

24. Nope. Not one bit.

My franchise is a pretty successful organization---5 Superbowl appearances and 3 wins isn't chopped liver...Don't forget also the Skins have one of the best winning percentages IN THE PLAYOFFS of any team

[madinmaryland]

25. Heh, Heh!!1!! With Dan Snyder at the helm, it's going to be a while until

they are actually competitive!

:hi:

[TZ]

26. Playoffs in 2 of the last 3 years isn't competitive?

Who knew?:P

[BulletproofLandshark]

27. And don't forget winning 4 of the last 6 versus Dallas either.

That's sounds pretty competitive to me. At least the Skins have shown they're capable of winning at least one playoff game in this decade.

[Auggie]

13. Hey... the Browns have the best winning percentage of them all!

Dallas Super Bowl Rings: Five
Browns Super Bowl Rings: Uh...

never mind...

[madinmaryland]

18. 1975, Wild card Dallas beats Minnesota in teh first round. nt

[cboy4]

14. Oh yes, the Dallas Cowboys.

:puke:
:puke:
:puke:

[BulletproofLandshark]

16. You should check this site out:

http://www.coldhardfootballfacts.com/

Probably, the best football-related website out there IMO. They recently wrapped up their all-time rankings of all 32 franchises and it's an interesting read. Plus, they only ranked Dallas second. :-)

[Lasher]

20. If you are of a certain age as I...

When you hear 'Cowboys' you think of Broadway Joe.

[MrSlayer]

28. And they haven't won a playoff game since 1996.

Fuck the Cowgirls.