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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 09:41 AM
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Chris and Anna Benson To Divorce
Figures. Now that the Mets traded him because his insane, slutty, freeper wife runs her mouth too much (and shows major boob a holiday party) they get a divorce and she's out of the picture.

Watch Chris Benson win the Cy Young award this year.
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erpowers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 10:23 AM
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1. Explain
How do you know Benson is not a freeper? How is she slutty? Is it the boob thing?
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 10:34 AM
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2. well
She said Carlos Delgado was wrong for not standing up for God Bless America. She said the Mets were signing too many hispanic players. She said if Chris Benson ever cheated on her she would sleep with the entire ballclub, everone from the general manager to the ballboy.

She's a nutjob. Go check out her site.
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Scurrilous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 01:34 PM
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3. From her site - a letter to Michael Moore:
http://www.annabenson.net/main.htm

Dear Mr. Moore,

I honestly have to tell you... I hate your fucking guts. Forget about how un-American you are, how politically retarded you are, or how fat you look while slobbering your political garbage all over everyone - mainly, I despise you for the fact that you make money off of influencing the young minds of America to be Bush-haters. Personally, I do not agree with some of the President's decisions; however, I am wise enough to blame our entire country for poor decisions. We voted him in. Twice. I am also deferential enough toward our country not to make public remarks about our CIC because I have respect for him; I respect authority and do not lay blame on one man's head. I felt your, "Bowling for Columbine," to be in poor taste just like the way you live your life. Let's look at you for a moment... you, a formerly overweight, sloppy man, who points his formerly fat little finger at everyone else all the time and makes money from American tragedy. What have you done for America except to drag it down with your inaccurate portrayal of our government? You, a big-mouth waste that uses his "movie" making to influence uneducated America. You are not a politician, but you should be with the diarrhea of inaccurate information and sensationalism that spews from those lips, but, then again, that is just like a "movie" maker does.

You are a pariah to our nation... the fat kid who got beat up by the jocks at school, and this has formulated your hatred of America. If I didn't know any better, I would think that George W. himself went to school with you and kicked the shit out of your pie-hole everyday for being such a candy-ass. If you are so passionate about politics, use some of your blood-making money to make it a better place instead of making movies that only benefit your fat-ass fanny-pack. No one likes to see Hollywood try to engage our minds with their ridiculous and one-sided political rants during award ceremonies. Your "movies" are just a façade hiding your own political agenda, which, by the way, is fucking warped. Have you ever been diplomatic and unbiased in your "reporting" of our national disgraces? No, and you know it. You are a selfish, pathetic excuse for an American, and you can take your formerly big, fat ass over to Iraq and get your pig head cut off and stuck on a pig pole. Then, you can have your equally as fat wife make a documentary about how loudly you squealed while terrorists were cutting through all the blubber and chins to get that 40 pound head off of you. I dare you to go to Iraq and diarrhea all over our soldiers; they would love to strip you naked in the streets and leave you so that the terrorists can pick you up and dispose of you the way terrorists do. If you believe that Iraq and Al-Qaeda were not together, go over there and see for yourself. The only reason you were and are against this war is because you are too much of a waste to fight for your rights as an American and to punish those responsible along with their allies. I bet the people of Iraq are very happy to be liberated from a man who is a criminal and was a detriment to the World - not just the USA. Ask them if they are happy to be liberated. Furthermore, Iraq got what they deserved when they refused to allow UN inspections.

As for the FEMA response... yes, that could have been handled much better; however, that catastrophe could have been avoided if the Louisiana government would have gotten off their asses ten years ago and fixed those levies. Aren't you against big government? Don't we have "states" so that they can be semi-responsible for themselves, or is it that they only want the government to get involved after the fact? I guess that you would be one of the "rich" who should pay more taxes for the poor. Nice idea - but you have to remember that it's nature to have weak and strong. Not everyone can be the same, or you'd be really thin because you would have less money to buy food. True equality means less gluttony for you so that some idiot can have lots of babies they can't support while the "rich" takes care of their poor decision making.

If you want to rant and rave and shit all over America, then turn over all of your money to the poor as you preach. Make your movies, and turn over all of your profits so that drug addicts and criminals can have health insurance. Use your money to give FEMA a larger budget (which was needed even before New Orleans) so that they can better handle mass disasters. You have about as much political education as Mike Brown did mass-disaster education. Take your formerly fat ass over to some low-income schools and help poor kids learn to read if you are so concerned about education. Then everything will be great, and everyone will be so educated that we will have no low or middle class. We will have to contract foreign countries in order to get maids to mop your floors... or garbage-men to pick up all of the fried chicken bones and Twinkie wrappers that used to litter your driveway.

You should be charged with treason and scorned for being anti-American. You look me in the eyes and tell me that the families of 9/11 don't deserve vengeance from these terrorists who will never stop trying to destroy us. What? Are we supposed to turn the other cheek on an attack like that? Fuck you. It doesn't matter how much money we put into health care when these Muslim radicals will stop at nothing to kill Jews and Christians. I think that if they succeed in their mission, health care is irrelevant. I hope that you take this letter, with your thousands of other hate letters, and use it to preach about wasting trees so that you can go hug them while the rest of the country is riding out this storm. We are Americans. We are fighting a war. And if you don't want to be a part of it, take yourself on your little, private jet to France and drown with those pussies in their wine while living next door to terrorists. You are a terrorist of your own kind with your mediocre film career. I think of you as a bigmouth who has lots to say without ever getting your formerly chubby hands dirty by actually making a difference... a bigmouth who only makes money from exploiting America. I guess you do have one quality that I like: the ability to make educated Americans distinguish between a "movie" and facts.

Regards,
Anna Benson
Wife of NY Mets Pitcher Kris Benson
"Real" Americans

P.S. When my husband signed his four-year deal with the Mets, we gave $1,000,000.00 to New York to use toward 9/11 causes... causes that our "taxes" should have paid for. I may not agree with all of the decision that our government makes, but I am actively trying to make a difference; now let's see you put your money where your mouth is. You could stuff lots of money in that gaping hole.

:rofl:

BTW...I think some regard her as 'slutty' because she used to be a stripper.

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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 10:23 PM
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6. She is horrible
Chris is from where I am from, and I know his brother. Anna has been keeping Chris from his family because they don't like her and see what she is. I am glad that they are divorcing.
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ticapnews Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 01:46 PM
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4. Wow, never saw this coming!
They seemed to have such a stable relationship.
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ticapnews Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-01-06 08:30 PM
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5. For those wondering if she plans to go after her hubby's assets...
I think the intro to her website is pretty clear...

http://www.annabenson.net/

I wonder if his lawyers will be able to use this in court?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 08:58 AM
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7. She's a twit who is attractive and says "shocking" things.
That's it. That's all she's got. I got tired of her really quick. I can imagine being married to her would be quite unpleasant (probably for both of us...).
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