Unorthodox Mascot Hijinks

[joeybee12]

Unorthodox Mascot HijinksOhio fans were taken aback last weekend when their mascot, Rufus Bobcat, attacked Ohio State's Brutus Buckeye without provocation. But sports has seen stranger mascot moments.

1904: A mountain lion storms the Penn State football field and attacks several players and cheerleaders, riling up the crowd in a new, exciting way

1986: The Bears' William "The Refrigerator" Perry becomes the first mascot ever to score a touchdown in the Super Bowl 1990: During halftime, Benny the Bull does a hilarious rendition of Neil Simon's Barefoot In The Park

1992: The Notre Dame Leprechaun approaches a man in a Michigan shirt and shoots him point-blank in the head

1993: The significance of Michael Jordan's first three-peat is completely lost on 9-year-old Daniel Bouton, who is unable to get over the fact that he saw the Suns Gorilla dunk from the three-point line at halftime

1996: Hundreds of children are scarred for life upon seeing Green Bay mascot Peter Packer, a macrocephalic butcher in a bloody apron who wields a giant foam cleaver in each hand

2004: The NCAA rounds up the nation's last remaining Native American mascots and forces them to march to a reserved storage room at the Hall of Champions in Indianapolis. Due to harsh conditions, almost half die en route

2008: Lovable Brewers mascot Hungry Prince Fielder delights the crowd during the seventh-inning stretch when he chases five giant sausages all the way around the Miller Park infield

http://www.theonion.com/articles/unorthodox-mascot-hijinks,18149/

[KamaAina]

1. Santorum was right!

Man on dog! Mascot on mascot! :sarcasm: