Your Top 5 Sports Teams That You Hate

[Yavin4]

Here are mine:

1. Boston Red Socks - Sweet Jesus I hate them.

2. Boston Celtics

3. New England Patriots

4. Notre Dame Football Team

5. Baltimore Orioles - Robbed me of the privilege of growing up with baseball in my life.

[JonLP24]

1. I can't fill the 5

Just one. Arizona Wildcats.

I do have a strong dislike for the Oregon Ducks.

[Twillig]

55. Try harder.

The Ducks have it coming.

[MadBadger]

2. Yankees, Eagles, NY Rangers, Notre Dame, Duke

[Yavin4]

4. Duke Is No. 6 on my list

Depriving a child of baseball is a sin against nature.

[taterguy]

3. 1) East Rowan Mustangs, 2) Any team that Mike O'Koren played for . . .

3) Any team that John Edwards played college football for.
4) East Carolina Pirates. You've got no business being named the Pirates when you're 100 miles from the ocean.
5) Pittsburgh Pirates. See above.

[KamaAina]

31. What about the Tulsa Golden Hurricane?

Even if Tulsa weren't a thousand miles inland, what's golden about a hurricane?

[rpannier]

46. There are Golden Showers

Maybe it's that kind of Golden Hurricane

[Kingofalldems]

5. What do you mean by #5?

[Auggie]

6. Is it that time of year again?

1. Boston Red Sox -- totally agree with Yavin4

2. Denver Broncos. Every set back for them is a major victory for me.

3: The Baltimore Ravens. The day will come when the Cleveland Browns will regularly pummel them -- and everything will be right with the world.

4: Dallas Cowboys (they're not higher because I dig the cheerleaders, the best anywhere).

5: Basically, anything else New England, pro level.

Other notables: New York Yankees, Minnesota Vikings, L.A. Dodgers, Colorado Rockies, Chicago White Sox. Just because I can.

[cherokeeprogressive]

44. Cowboy cheerleaders... USC cheerleaders...

Damn Augs... I'm takin' the Trojan cheerleaders every time.

[Auggie]

49. Coeds... I'll have to check them out

;)

[Moses2SandyKoufax]

7. My five

1. Notre Dame

2. UCLA

3. San Francisco Giants

4. Boston Celtics

5. San Jose Sharks

[lazarus]

8. Mine are fairly easy

as a Spurs fan, I hate the Lakers and the Mavericks.

As an Alabama fan, I hate Tennessee and Auburn.

As a human being, I hate the Cowboys. Plus, that's sort of left over from when I used to be a Redskins fan.

[lazarus]

14. one special addition

I have to add the '72 Dolphins. Redefining asshole every year, those guys.

[City Lights]

9. Let's see:

1. Chicago White Sox

2. Green Bay Packers

3. New York Yankees

4. Notre Dame

I have no number 5.

[CatholicEdHead]

10. Yankees, Red Sox, Cowboys, Eagles, Southern Cal FB, White Sox, Miami (FL) FB

[KamaAina]

11. 1. Dallas Cowpies

2. Indian-no-place Dolts (I'm a Bawlmer native :grr: )
3. Caro-lah-na Hurricanes (guess where I moved to from B-town?? :grr: :banghead: )
4. Puke basketball (see above)
5. Notre Dame anything (like the Cowpies, just on general principles)

Dishonorable mention to the Chicago Blacksouls, who climbed out of their decades-long slumber just in time to ruin my return to an NHL city. :cry:

[nickgutierrez]

12. Top 5:

1. New York Jets
2. Boston Red Sox
3. New England Patriots
4. Florida State football
5. Boston Celtics - used to be the Knicks, since I grew up in the days of Jeff Van Gundy hanging on to Zo's leg for his dear life, but they're so comically horrible now that they're impossible to hate. My disgust for the Boston sports fan puts the Celts in the #5 spot now

EDIT - actually, I've just thought of some more, so let's stretch this out to 10:

6. Mexico national team soccer
7. Dallas Cowboys
8. New York Mets
9. Chelsea
10. Notre Dame

[Ter]

27. How can anyone hate the Jets?

They are quiet, don't win, and don't bother anyone.

[Arkana]

38. Rex Ryan.

[nickgutierrez]

40. Listen to South Florida talk radio during a Dolphins-Jets week

The transplanted Jets fans are the most obnoxious SOBs on the planet that aren't named, work for, or are former employees of Bill Belichick.

[Ter]

45. In NY /NJ it's much different

Here the Giants fans are the loudmouths.

[nickgutierrez]

61. Great, we get all the numbnuts. Thanks.

I swear I think you guys do with your Jets fans what Fidel Castro tried to do with his prisoners - stick them all on a boat and send them to Miami. I don't blame you, but still.

[flvegan]

13. 1. Manchester fucking United

2. New York Yankees
3. Dallas Cowboys
4. Philadelphia Eagles (for Vick alone)
5. That's it. Don't mind anyone else, really.

[TZ]

30. Pretty cool list there dude!

Tho I am not a Soccer fan..

[bluedigger]

15. OK, my alter ego.

1. New York Yankees

2. Los Angeles Lakers

3. Dallas Cowboys

4. Notre Dame (They had a stay, but they fired Weis, and they're back on the shitlist. Still, common ground, Yavin4.)

5. Any team, college or pro, from Texas or Florida. (It's irrational, but I can live with that.)

[CBR]

16. OK

In no particular order...

1. Atlanta Braves
2. Duke Blue Devils
3. Los Angeles Lakers
4. New York Mets
5. New York Yankees

[Dinger]

17. Yankees, Cheatriots, Vikings, Lakers, Cowboys

Not necessarily in that order.

[FarLeftRage]

18. Here t'is:

1. pittsburgh steelers

2. new york yankees

3. los angeles lakers

4. duke blue devils

5. dallas cowboys

Honorable mention: most organized collegiate conference teams and a few other nfl teams...

[Poiuyt]

19. 1. Vikings

2. Vikings

3. Vikings

4. Vikings

5. Cowboys

[Awsi Dooger]

20. Gators

Although admittedly it's somewhat pointless to hate a program that lacks a single undefeated untied football season in its history.

The 1972 Dolphins continue to dominate American sports.

[MrSlayer]

21. I hate the Cowboys more than anyone.

#1. Dallas Cowboys - NFL

#2. Philadelphia Flyers - NHL

#3. New York Ranger$ - NHL

#4. Boston Red Sox - MLB

#5. Pittsburgh Steelers - NFL

[Dr Morbius]

22. 1. The New York Yankees. Forever.

2. Dallas Cowboys. For Tom Landry and Danny Lily-White, still.
3. Detroit Pistons. For Laimbeer and Mahorn, still.
4. Duke Blue Devils. On general principle.
5. Michigan Wolverines. For being full of themselves for thirty years. Screw blue. Ohio State Buckeyes: dishonorable mention, same reason.

Then there's the Chicago Cubs. OK, I don't hate them. I pity them. I pity their fans, most especially my wife and daughter.

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

59. Why do Cub fans tolerate losing?

That's why I have ahard time respecting them. They don't give a crap about winning, just sit back and seem resigned to the team sucking ass, as if that's some kind of achievement.

[SpiralHawk]

23. I hate all you haters

And am rather fond of

Red Sox
Celtics
Patriots
Nebraska Huskers
Albuquerque Isotopes

[FLPanhandle]

24. Only five?

That's a little tough to limit it by sport though:

1) College Football - Notre Dame, USC, FSU, Miami

2) NBA - Lakers & NY Knicks

3) NFL - Dallas, Oakland, Washington, Philadelphia

4) College BB - Duke, Kentucky, Indiana, Memphis


There is enough there that should piss just about any one of you off. :)

[opiate69]

25. my 5

Yankees

Cowboys

Red Wings

Carolina Hurricanes

Oakland Raiders

[BulletproofLandshark]

26. Dallas Cowboys

Yankees
Penguins
N.Y. Giants
VT Hokies

[TZ]

29. Are you a UVa alumnus?

Everything else on your list I totally get, but VT.

[BulletproofLandshark]

36. No, but I've been following their football team for at least 20 years.

Most of the VT fans I know couldn't give two shits about them until Vick played there.

[davidinalameda]

52. plenty of other people dislike the Chokies

not just UVa grads

[TZ]

28. Cowboys, Yankees, Duke, Ravens, Patriots

No it's not jealousy. I just hate arrogance.Oh plus my family is from Cleveland.

[Iggo]

32. SFGiants, 9ers, Angels, Celtics, YankSox. (n/t)

[meow2u3]

33. My 5 I love to hate

1. The New York Yankees

2. The Philadelphia Flyers

3. The Dallas Cowboys

4. The LA Lakers

5. The Ohio State Buckeyes--whatever team it is!

[GaYellowDawg]

34. That one's easy

Tennessee V**s. I hate them so much I consider V**s to be another 4 letter word.

Georgia Tech. They suck. They're nerds. They lie and cheat. Just a complete set of acne-ridden pencil-necked bastards.

Florida Gators. In short: FU, UF.

Auburn. I have a grudging respect for Auburn as they've ruined entirely too many seasons for the Dawgs.

Miami. "Da U." Assholes. I hate everything about them. If it wasn't for SEC rivalries and GT, they'd be a clear #1.

Honorable mention: U of Washington. Quit calling yourselves "Dawgs." You don't have the drawl for it, and huskies just aren't a breed of dog that qualifies as a good ole porch dawg. Just go back to "huskies." If it's good enough for UConn, it's good enough for you.

[madinmaryland]

35. That's really easy, Yavin....

1.) New York Yankees.
2.) New York Knicks.
3.) New York Giants.
4.) Anyone playing the Dallas Cowboys (aka AMERICA's TEAM)
5.) Los Angeles Fakers.

[Arkana]

37. 1. New York Jets (fuck Rex Ryan)

2. Indianapolis Colts (despite the healthy respect I have for Peyton Manning)

3. Los Angeles Lakers (fucking SportsCenter knobslobs Kobe 24/7)

4. Cleveland Cavaliers (fucking SportsCenter knobslobs LeBron 24/7)

5. New York Yankees

[madinmaryland]

39. "knobslobs" !! Bookmarking this thread so that I can remember that word

for a later comment!

:rofl:

[rpannier]

41. My five from 5 to 1

5. Arsenal
4. Real Madrid
3. AC Milan (Silvio Berlusconi's Team)
2. Detroit Redwings
1. Manchester United

[HuckleB]

42. Here's my current five:

Dallas Cowboys
New York Yankees
Notre Dame Football
LA Lakers
Boston Celtics

[Iggo]

47. Wow, the Lakers AND the Celtics.

I think that's a first in this thread.

[cherokeeprogressive]

43. Lakers - Sox - Braves - Mud Hens - Anyone Playing the Dodgers

[madinmaryland]

50. The Toledo Mud Hens??

:wtf:

[CanonRay]

48. Yankees, Lakers, Red Wings, Dodgers, Alabama & Nebraska tied

[AllieB]

51. 1. New York Yankees

2. Los Angeles Lakers

3. Dallas Cowboys

4. Any team from TX or FL

5. The old Detroit Pistons team with Lambeer and Isaiah Thomas.

[bluedigger]

54. Excellent choices!

:fistbump:

I'll see your Pistons, and raise with Raiders.:hi:

[charlie and algernon]

53. Yankees, USC, Lakers, Packers and that's really it

[Broken_Hero]

56. ....

New York Yankee's

OU Sooners

Dallas Cowboys

Duke

Lakers

[Chan790]

57. I hate:

1.) The New York Yankees. With every fiber of my being from birth. The end.

2.) The Boston Bruins. I grew up a Whalers fan and am now a Canes fan. I used to daydream about Ulf Samuelson breaking Ray Bourque in half with a massive check when I was in 4th grade and Ron Francis rendering Andy Moog unconscious with a game-winning slap shot goal in the closing seconds of the Adams Division finals.

3.) The Washington Capitals. I live in DC now. The Caps are our rivals and I think Ted Leonsis is a prick and Alex Ovechkin is a whining baby who can't keep his hooking f*cking stick to himself. I spent weeks after the season hoping Erik Gudbranson would fall to us in the 2010 NHL Draft just so I could watch Ovie get mauled by a human wrecking-ball on skates 6 games a year.

4.) UConn Men's Basketball. I root for them to lose every game they play.

5.) Hendricks Motorsports. I am not a NASCAR person but the entire rest of my family is.

[Presidentcokedupfratboy]

58. Mine are the following

5. Notre Dame football

4. New England Patriots

3. Los Angeles Lakers

2. Los Angeles Dodgers

1. And most of all.....Satan's Team, The Republican Party of Sports franchises, The New York Yankees

[MaineDem]

60. Hate is a strong word but...

1. Yankees
2. Yankees
3. Yankees
4. Yankees
5. Penn State football

[Name removed]

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[brendan120678]

63. Easy...

1. Philadelphia Phillies
(note, they only recently were added to the list, but jumped right up to #1)

2. Duke Basketball

3. UConn Basketball

4. Boston Red Sox
(but I was cheering for them this weekend when they were playing the Phillies)

5. Atlanta Braves
(They used to be #1, and I really don't hate them that much anymore, but they still deserve a spot for all the hate I used to give them).

[Capt. America]

64. Obviously, it begins with 1) Feys in Blew (scUM)

2) Yankmees
3) UF Gayturds/Teblow-Christ/Urban "traitor" Meyer
4) Cowblows
5) Man-Blew

I wonder why no responses from Condem or Happyiowan?

[madinmaryland]

65. They (he) only do rumours about NCAA college conference changes.

:shrug: