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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-10 02:00 PM
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Jesus to Compete at QB spot for the Seahawks in 2010
Seen here blessing the practice facility, he's already won fans hearts by turning 5 fishes and 2 loaves into 5000 lunches for Seahawk faithful on hand to watch OTAs.

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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-10 02:03 PM
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1. They'll cut him.
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-10 02:11 PM
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2. Look at that pose...he's not a football player, he's a figure skater!
:evilgrin:
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-10 02:13 PM
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3. LOL
Troublemaker! :)
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-10 02:38 PM
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4. I don't know...I don't know the guy well enough to say he's a troublemaker!
:evilgrin:
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-10 02:41 PM
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5. HA!
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-10 02:50 PM
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6. It's hockey player, joey!
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-10 03:00 PM
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7. Come on! Jesus would wear the number 3.
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-10 09:52 PM
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14. Boy, none of you got that.
Three, as in The Trinity.

Stupid Atheists - Whoops! I'm supposed to turn the other cheek.
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-10 03:07 PM
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8. Imposter! The real Jesus >>
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Poiuyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-10 06:35 PM
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9. The real Jesus
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-10 06:39 PM
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10. Error 404 - Not Found
Something to do with the Fuckeyes?
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Upton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-10 07:24 PM
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11. It's true...Tim is worshiped far and wide.
and for good reason..

2 Cy Young Awards and on his way to #3..

4-0 (should be 5)

IP: 35.1

SO: 43 (leads MLB)

ERA: 1.27

Lucky for you, the Rockies get to avoid the best pitcher in baseball this weekend..
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-10 07:35 PM
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12. Lincecum == Cameron from "Ferris Bueller"
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-10 09:25 PM
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13. The best pitcher? YOU get to avoid Ubaldo-no-no.
ERA? About 0.75
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-10 10:43 PM
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15. I thought the Broncos drafted him?
Did they trade him? :shrug:
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El Supremo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-30-10 10:50 PM
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16. Tebow is not Whitehurst. n/m
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-01-10 09:03 AM
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17. Tebow is false prophet.
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