Mickey Mouse Noticeably Avoids A-Rod During Trip To Disney World

[joeybee12]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/mickey_mouse_noticeably

ORLANDO, FL—Members of the Yankees couldn't help but notice that the resort's iconic mascot Mickey Mouse made a special effort to avoid Alex Rodriguez during the team's trip to Walt Disney World to celebrate its World Series victory. "I thought it was weird that whenever Alex would yell, 'Mickey, over here,' Mickey would just walk in the opposite direction," said teammate Johnny Damon, adding that he would never have noticed Mickey's many attempts to avoid the third baseman had Rodriguez not been following the cartoon character around with a little autograph book. "But then we had breakfast with the characters, and Mickey went around and hugged Derek and Mark , even our bullpen catcher. Then he just kind of peeled off when he got to A-Rod." Rodriguez was later seen having an intense, one-sided conversation with Rescue Rangers Chip and Dale about being a famous athlete living in New York City.


:evilgrin:

[Auggie]

1. LOL

:rofl:

[Capt. America]

2. Ever since it got out that A-Roid had the portrait of him as a centaur above his bed...

[joeybee12]

5. What did it for me was him going to a strip club when his wife went

into labor.

[TZ]

3. ROFL...

The Onion is so awesome!

[joeybee12]

4. I know, they're the only ones making the triumph of evil in the WS...

...bearable!

[TZ]

6. Yeah. The only thing that would be worse

Than the Yankees winning the world series..Would be the Cheatriots winning the SB...:P

[joeybee12]

7. I know not of who you speak...but I will note that America's Team

just might win it all this year...

[madinmaryland]

8. We will know in the next few weeks if the Dallas Cowboys will win it all.

Thanks for keeping the Dallas Cowboys in your heart and mind!

I knew you had an Inner Cowboy fan!!!

:D

[joeybee12]

9. Wrong on two counts...we NOW know they ain't gonna win it all...

...and they aren't America's TEAM!!!!!!

[madinmaryland]

10. You're right. Dallas is not "Amnerica's" team, whatever that is.

[joeybee12]

11. I hope you saved a screen shot...

...or you can't prove I MIGHT have misspelled that word. :evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

13. Uhhmm. I don't own a gun.

Why would I want to shoot a screen?? :wtf: Maybe this belongs in the gungeon!!

[hughee99]

12. I think Arod was screwing around with Minnie at one point...

That could explain it.

[joeybee12]

14. Was Minnie once a stripper?

That's apparently all he'll "date."