Weeklong Jets - Steelers Trash Talking Thread

[THUNDER HANDS]

I'll begin:

We're gonna kick your little fairy black and gold asses up and down the field this sunday biatches!

You think you can handle Curtis Martin?
You think you can handle Chad Pennington?
You think you can handle our No. 1 ranked defense?
You think you can handle the best offensive line in the league?
You think you can handle rookie-of-the-year LB Jonathan Vilma?

Come and try there wimpburg. Lets see what you got.

I'm talking a spanking on your own home turf motha fockars.

34-7

Bank on it.

[ArkDem]

1. I only pray that the Jets team doctors and trainers are ready

to work overtime.

[qanda]

2. Ah, okay...

:scared:

[edbermac]

3. This is one time I'll root for the Jets...

Then of course after that the Pats will give them such an ass-whipping it won't even be funny...

[burythehatchet]

4. J-E-T-S

Jets Jets Jets

[RamboLiberal]

5. Hey the Steelers can lock up the AFC North Sunday

They and the fans are going to be hungry and with a late start the Steelers fans will be well in to their beer cups and LOUD!

Sorry Jets fans - Big Ben, Hines, Duce, the Bus, Grimm's boys on the line, the Nasty "D", etc. will send you all packing back to NYC!

[THUNDER HANDS]

6. yeah right, here's how the game will play out

Big Ben is gonna have his Big Bell rung and knocked out by Big Shaun Ellis.

Duce and the Bus are gonna turn into solo and the roller skate when they run into Jason Ferguson and DeWayne Robertson.

I have no idea who the Grimm boys are, but they sound like a fairy tale to me.

Your D aint' as good as ours. You almost lost last night to a crappy Jacksonville team.

And...AND.....if you couldn't handle Fred Thomas, or whatever the Jags RB was named yesterday, no way you'll handle Martin and Jordan, the best 1-2 punch in the NFL.

[anti_shrub]

7. Isn't it about time

For the annual end-of-season Jets meltdown?

Must be rough, every year the Jets work their fans into a frenzy of playoff hopes only to leave them blue-balled come January.

If Plex doesn't play, the Jets have a chance. If he does, I hope the secondary brings extra running shoes.

[THUNDER HANDS]

9. end-of-season meltdown?

we've made the playoffs three out of the last four years.

You know that high-powered Indy offense? We snuffed it in the playoffs last year 41-7.

How'd you guys do in the playoffs last year?

[anti_shrub]

10. Last year was a fluke

The Steelers had it bad last year because most of the o-line was hurt.

You know, the "Grimm's Boys" you haven't heard of. They're all healthy now.

Besides, if we wanted to compare post-season successes, I could mention the Jets haven't won a title since Broadway Joe wore pantyhose, but that would just be mean.

[Forkboy]

11. You played for the Jets?

If not,what's with the "we" and "you guys" stuff?

I'll never get why us sports fans do this. :)

[St. Jarvitude]

13. Actually that was two years ago.

I don't seem to remember the Jets in the playoffs last year. Where were they? :shrug:

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3073907/

[THUNDER HANDS]

14. I meant 2 years ago

sorry, I'm all emotional right now thinking about how we're gonna kill Pittsburgh this week.

Oh, and I say we because I cheer them on, thus, give them the moral support required to use the possessive term 'we' as I feel I am personally as responsible for the team's success and failure as any player. ;)

[nolabels]

8. And they might even get one or two legit calls

Pass interference for a receiver running into your outstretched hand, priceless.

The only way the Jets will win is if the refs call the game a forfeiture by the Steelers

Them refs were even trying to rob Pittsburgh in that Jaguar game and the Steelers still came up winners, can you say inevitable?

[Forkboy]

12. Go Steelers

says this Patriots fan :)

[ArkDem]

15. Big Ben says, "I'll take care of you"!

[ArkDem]

16. You will wish you still had...

[THUNDER HANDS]

17. oh who the hell is that again

one of our castoff linebackers from the Bill Parcells era.

Whatever. LaMont JordaN Is gonna make like the Hulkster and 'RUN WILD' on him.

OHHHH YEEAAAAHHHH

(okay, I know I'm mixing up the Hulkster and the Macho Man here, but you get the point)

[ArkDem]

18. Look at the below:

http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/live/NFL_20041212_NYJ@PIT

[nolabels]

19. Silly Jets

Even the running back # 36 Jerome Bettis can pass on that secondary!

Really though, it was a nice close game till that point.

[ArkDem]

20. Da man..

[Baclava]

21. ....all week long?

You didn't say which week...BWAhahahahah