Prophecy News Watch. (I don't think it's a joke.)

[The Backlash Cometh]

In the Orlando Sentinel, a search for Hezbollah came up with this link:

Prophecy News Watch
Keeping You Informed of World Events From A Biblical Perspective
...with weekly prophecy-related news updates via e-mail.
Subscribe to the Free Prophecy News Watch Newsletter below to receive our regular updates.

Our e-mail newsletter will provide you with regular current event news in the following prophetic trends:
1. Where is the United States in Prophecy?
2. Israel- God's Timepiece
3. A Revived Roman Empire?
4. The Gog/Magog War
5. Apostate Christianity
6. Increase in Knowledge/New Technologies
7. Christian Worldviews/Issues
8. Other World Events To Watch

Here's a sample writing:

Will Bible lead to oil reserve under Israel?

Does Israel have beneath its surface an enormous oil reserve mapped out in the Old Testament that when found will immediately change the geopolitical structure of the Middle East? So believe the officers of Zion Oil, a company using updated scientific methods alongside biblical text to explore for oil north of Tel Aviv. The company, which recently filed for an initial public offering on the American Stock Exchange, says it is making headway – including locating areas conducive to oil storage – and expects interesting finds in the very near future.

Check it out and let me know what you think:

www.prophecynewswatch.com

[evlbstrd]

1. Faith-based oil drilling?

[The Backlash Cometh]

4. Man, they're going to bring on this holy war, by promising everything

is under that sand. Oil, the answer to stem cell research, gold, myrrh and frankincense...

[The Deacon]

5. Probably Have More Strikes Than Dubya

[hobbit709]

2. "Belief gets in the way of thinking"

[The Backlash Cometh]

6. The Orlando Sentinel's motto is,"Thinking gets in the way of belief."

[MrCoffee]

3. 8. Other World Events To Watch

Namely, well, everything. Hehehe. I'm signing up. These guys are clearly way more fair and balanced than fox.

[Swamp Rat]

7. "Will Bible lead to oil reserve under Israel?" ....... LOLOLOL!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Sinti]

8. When they speak of oil in the Bible I don't think they mean petroleum

The Empire in the Sand had no knowledge of or use for petroleum... boy, these sheep herders can say just about anything to their flock - I guess it's the tone that matters.