Rapture alert

[zbdent]

Isn't it supposed to be today?

According to this post ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1745631

[C_U_L8R]

1. Is it over?

Are they gone?

[liberalmuse]

2. Unfortunately...

small-minded, self-righteous assholes all present and accounted for. No rapture today...

[eFriendly]

3. Damn!

I wish this rapture would hurry up and take place. The world would be a MUCH more peaceful place without all of the religious fundies around.

[Poppyseedman]

4. I heard this big whooshing sound

but I was too busy posting and forgot to look up.

Darn...........

[sui generis]

5. sorry that was me.

somebody put onions in my salad today.
:blush:

[beam me up scottie]

8. ROFL!

:rofl:

[Meshuga]

6. Fundie guy at work

Is not here anymore. Perhaps it started. :-)

[beam me up scottie]

9. Dammit, Wiggles!

:spank:

You had me all excited!

I just checked and my neighbors and co-workers are still here.

I was all ready to enjoy the peace and quiet, too...

[Meshuga]

10. Yeah...

he eventually returned, damn it! Hopefully it will start before the elections.

[NMMNG]

7. If only

Something resembling normal life could resume.

[DoYouEverWonder]

11. You know my fundie neighbors

still haven't come back from 'vacation'. I thought they were supposed to be back by now, so who knows? Maybe they're really 'gone.

BTW: They have a very nice lake front house. I'll let folks know if comes available.

[SPKrazy]

12. I Read It Was Supposed To Be Today-8/3

I guess we have a little more time left

[Evoman]

13. What if there was a rapture?

And there was no one on the planet found fit to be raptured. Wouldn't that be ironic!

There will never be a rapture, and there will never be a return of Jesus Christ. I doubt there was ever a Jesus Christ, but of there was, he is long dead. And dead people NEVER return to life after they have rotted away. If Jesus ever existed, then his dissolved bones are sitting in some long forgotten grave, while people talk about his upcoming resurrection.

[TechBear_Seattle]

14. The Rapture already took place

The Book of Revelations is not prophesy; it is a first hand account. We are the descendants of those left behind, which certainly explains much of human history over the last two thousand years. :hi: