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funflower (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 03:27 AM Original message |
What does God do all day? |
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Spinzonner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 03:39 AM Response to Original message |
1. What's a 'Day' in God-world |
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Goat or Panic (509 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 03:45 AM Response to Original message |
2. God or me-Not Sure |
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funflower (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 03:50 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Welcome to DU, Goat! Now you can put us on your schedule. |
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Dragon Turtle (258 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 03:53 AM Response to Original message |
4. Micromanage sporting events, deciding who wins. |
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realisticphish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 03:58 AM Response to Original message |
5. Plays Yahtzee |
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TaleWgnDg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 04:05 AM Response to Original message |
6. What does God do all day long? Well? Why of course He talks |
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OneBlueSky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 04:12 AM Response to Original message |
7. he savors . . . n/t |
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ClintonTyree (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 04:15 AM Response to Original message |
8. He guides the thoughts and actions of his followers...... |
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LiberalVoice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 04:23 AM Response to Original message |
9. One cannot do... |
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BeyondThePale (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 06:44 AM Response to Original message |
10. I thought he owned the Yankees... |
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TaleWgnDg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 04:39 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. bad karma . . . very bad . . . |
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funflower (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 04:59 PM Response to Reply #10 |
17. You're right! You've won! You get whatever's behind Curtain #3! |
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no_hypocrisy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 07:20 AM Response to Original message |
11. Assuming such a being exists, probably laughing at all of us in the |
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genie_weenie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 09:15 AM Response to Original message |
12. It's "worse" than you think |
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InaneAnanity (910 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
13. Fucks Mrs. God |
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TNDemo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 02:29 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. So God is a lesbian? |
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funflower (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 05:01 PM Response to Reply #13 |
18. Thereby creating a lot of little God babies? |
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FM Arouet666 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-18-06 01:57 AM Response to Reply #13 |
25. ;) |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 02:35 PM Response to Original message |
15. Ignore The Sick, Starving, Suffering, Dying, And Abused? |
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nemo137 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 06:18 PM Response to Original message |
19. in my less pious moments, I imagine he sits staring at the wall |
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thinkingwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
20. God is very very busy |
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funflower (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 07:53 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Ha! Can I frame that? |
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thinkingwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 08:02 PM Response to Reply #21 |
22. Be my guest |
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Zebedeo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Mar-17-06 08:45 PM Response to Original message |
23. God is the ultimate multitasker |
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FM Arouet666 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Mar-18-06 01:53 AM Response to Original message |
24. Masturbate? |
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Zhade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-19-06 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
26. Anyone who claims to know what unproven gods do with their time... |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-20-06 01:32 AM Response to Original message |
27. He whips up tornados, hurricanes, earthquakes and/or tsunamis |
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varkam (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-20-06 08:17 AM Response to Reply #27 |
28. self-delete |
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varkam (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-20-06 08:18 AM Response to Original message |
29. He watches you while you're in the shower... |
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Ready4Change (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-22-06 12:23 AM Response to Original message |
30. He reviews the universes source code |
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