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cleanhippie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 08:32 AM
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So are we missing anyone today? Check in if you did not get raptured!
Edited on Fri Oct-21-11 08:33 AM by cleanhippie
Everyone seems to still be here, including the nice man and his wife who live next door who happens to be the minister of the largest church in town...

I guess Mr. Camping got it wrong....again.

:shrug:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 08:33 AM
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1. Last night I watched the perfect Rapture Eve movie - "Red State" *Spoilers*
That had a bit of Rapture humor in it that worked well with the plotline!
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Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 08:34 AM
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2. I can't find my dog.;-)
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 08:34 AM
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3. I got raptured, but they figured out they had the wrong guy and sent me back
I'm OK now.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 08:35 AM
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4. I can't find David Sky.
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cleanhippie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 08:52 AM
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15. He died of natural causes.
I think we all saw that one coming.
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lillypaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 08:36 AM
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5. Thought I was going to heaven
but all I got was on this lousy message board. :)
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tularetom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 08:36 AM
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6. I had to come inside to go to the bathroom
but I'm going back out to await being raptured.

Didn't want to go to heaven with a full bladder.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 08:44 AM
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14. I went to the bathroom and thought I was being raptured,
I was sitting on the john, having
a really satisfying bowel movement.



Those ones that border on mystical,
where you're like...



And there they were.



Hundreds of the cutest
little fat people...



...floating right in front of me.



It was wonderful. And then...



...they spoke.



And they said
that I had been chosen...


- Robyn Williams,
The Fisher King
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 08:37 AM
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7. I thought it wasn't til 8PM?
give God a chance, his wonders to perform!
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 08:38 AM
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8. 8 PM where?
It is after 9:30 in parts of the world.

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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 08:39 AM
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9. This is ret5hd's next door neighbor. ret5hd wished me to convey this message if he wasn't here...
Edited on Fri Oct-21-11 08:40 AM by ret5hd
this morning:

HA HA YOU BUNCH OF LOSERS! I GOT RAPTURED AND YOU DIDN'T!

on edit: he just called me. he was called in to work early. never mind.
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 08:39 AM
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10. Still here! I was so afraid that the rapture was going to spoil my birthday.
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Permanut Donating Member (477 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 08:42 AM
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11. Still here!
But I'm sure Harold just made another simple calculation error, and will have the correct date for us as soon as he refigures it.
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izquierdista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 08:43 AM
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12. I DID get raptured!
And you know EVERYONE here in heaven is on DSL and there are no pop-ups or slow page loads, I tell you, it's -- heaven!
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 08:43 AM
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13. Here, but tired. I stayed up to watch the Rapture and didn't see a soul go skyward.
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Cirque du So-What Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 09:01 AM
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16. Day's not over yet
We're not out of the woods until it's 10/22 at the international date line, yunno :eyes:

I'll be on pins & needles until it's 10/22 everywhere! :scared:
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 09:02 AM
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 09:14 AM
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18. What rapture?
I'm still here, still unemployed...
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cleanhippie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 09:26 AM
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20. Exactly!
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 09:23 AM
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19. My wife and I are still here
As expected.
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 09:50 AM
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21. I'm not here....
Oh, wait....
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 10:33 AM
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22. just released video of the rapture!



they must be republicans.........:evilgrin:
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 10:36 AM
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23. name removed just got raptured...!
i did`t know the mods had that kind of power.....
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ChadwickHenryWard Donating Member (692 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 11:31 AM
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24. Why do we even talk about the end of the world with seriousness?
These predictions have been around, at least in the Christian tradition, for 2000 years. They've never been right, so at this point they're just a waste of breath. Even pointing and laughing is past its expiration date at this point.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 11:37 AM
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Lydia Leftcoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-21-11 11:38 AM
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26. The day is not over, but I'm not expecting to get raptured
Like most mainline Christians, I don't believe in it.

However, as a Minnesotan, I would be happy if a huge percentage of the local Republican party disappeared today. :evilgrin:
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