Stop! Laughing. So Hard. Side Hurts. Cramps

[arcadian]

:rofl::rofl::rofl: I really wasn't sure if this was an Onionesque joke when I first saw this website. I think they should incorporate some old Sid and Marty Krofft stills from 'Lands of the Lost'. Whre do they come up with this shit?

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http://www.projectcreation.org/creation_store.php

Project CREATION exists as an educational and resource ministry to help Christians educate and empower themselves to oppose the humanist/evolutionist establishment and philosophy.

http://www.projectcreation.org/dinosaurs_and_people/dino_people_detail.php?PRKey=81

Myths and Monsters: Facts about Dinosaurs in the Ancient World

Did dinosaurs live and die millions of years ago? A lot of books and movies say they did, but that doesn’t make it true. None of the people who say this about dinosaurs were there. They are just guessing about what happened. In fact there were eyewitnesses to dinosaurs living on earth only a few thousand of years ago. The Bible tells us about a dinosaur, the behemoth, in Job chapter 40, and dinosaur the many pictures of dinosaurs that people made only a few thousand pictures have also been found around the world. Below are just a few of years ago.

For over 150 years evolutionists have been telling people that dinosaurs died out millions of years ago. The facts are quite different. Following is proof that people and dinosaurs lived at the same time in the past, sometimes with unpleasant results.



Petroglyph of a dinosaur found at Natural Bridges National Monument in Utah. It is attributed to the Anasazi Indians who lived in the area from AD 400 to AD 1300. (Prehistoric Indians, Barnes and Pendleton, 1995, p. 201)

The pictures below are from Peruvian burial stones. Indians in Peru 2000 years ago prepared stones like these to be placed in tombs. The burial stones were of scenes from everyday life and included many pictures of dinosaurs, many of the pictures with people and dinosaurs together.



Pictured below is a rock carving from Bernifal Cave confrontation between a dinosaur and a mammoth. Although this in France. It shows a head-to-head carving cannot be dated, it is clearly from the post-Flood period. (Buried Alive, Jack Cuozzo, 1998, p.132)



The pictures on this page are just four of the hundreds of dinosaur pictures that have been found around the world. When added to the stories about dinosaurs (dragons) from cultures around the world. This all clearly shows that dinosaurs and people lived together until approximately 1500 years ago.



more... If you dare! :rofl:

[JSK]

1. I wish I could laugh

but I find it tragic, horrifying and incredibly depressing.

[SoCalDem]

2. Here's one ...in COLOR

[earth mom]

4. Is that Sarah Palin? ROFLMAO!

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

5. Sarasaurus Hex

[earth mom]

7. You're killing me!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Javaman]

12. Well after all, she can see russia from her back porch, so who's to day, she' isn't

older than dirt too!

:rofl:

[Liberal_in_LA]

13. nice. lol

[alterfurz]

24. JC's very own pet T-rex, all grown up?

[Syrinx]

3. that website is by a tax-cheating teabagger, Chrisitan Hidalgo

http://dumpnavigationadvertising.com/

[WCGreen]

15. These freakin yahoos get to fleece people out of their money

and then we get to subsidize their wack a doodle philosophy.

[and-justice-for-all]

23. Fat lying fraud...nt

[earth mom]

6. Thanks for the laugh!

:rofl:

[Ron Green]

8. Teh Stupid - it burneth.

[Arkansas Granny]

9. You want proof?!?!? Here's another picture.

[Brother Buzz]

10. Dinosaurs visit my area but black helicopters are used to relocate the pesky Brontosaurus

They become a real nuisance in late fall when they discover and devour the budding illicit marijuana plots in the hills, then wander down and rampage lethargically through the local farmers markets. They've grown extremely fond of the baked goods. They favor the sticky buns and raisin bread in particular. After consuming all the pot and baked goods they fall over in the streets and slumber. That's when men wearing dark glasses fly in with their helicopter and relocate them far back in the hills only to have the event repeat itself the following year.

The pot farmers want the pesky Brontosaurus removed from the endangered species list. The baker is spearheading the movement.

I did not take this photo but I witnessed the event. The photograph is not photoshopped.

[disillusioned73]

18. lmao!!! Thanks

[Mad_Dem_X]

11. ...

"Mutations are a manifestation of the curse that God put on the world because of the sin of Adam and Eve."

:banghead:

[Javaman]

14. for such a "merciful" god, it can sure carry a grudge.

:rofl:

[charlie]

16. They have Cliff Clavin available for church visits

http://www.projectcreation.org/speaking_schedule.php

[hvn_nbr_2]

17. About that mammoth headbutting the dinosaur...

Is that some mammoth snot falling from its nose? Or something else? ;-)

[FSogol]

20. Looks like a condom with a receptacle tip.

Putting a spin on the expression, "beat the snot out of him."

[and-justice-for-all]

19. I see their digging up the old Jack Cuozzo junk..

http://johnmckay.blogspot.com/2005/12/another-mammoth-story-in-1979-jack.html

[charlie]

21. What the petroglyph really looks like

Not like this:


Like this:



http://www.stupiddinosaurlies.org/utah-s-false-testimony-to-catastrophe

[and-justice-for-all]

22. It is a cloud shape thing...

then it is exaggerated..