Spray-On Jesus (PHOTO)

[Ian David]

Here what we know:
-Jesus is in a can
-Jesus is bleeding
-There's now 20% more Jesus.

Here's what we don't know:
-How Jesus got in the can.
-Whether or not Jesus appears when you spray this.
-Who handles Jesus's PR. This seems like a horrible misstep in what seemed to be an otherwise promising career.

Whatever this is, it's hilarious. A google translation of "Aerosol de Poder Atraccion" yields "Attraction Power Spray." So there's a chance that Jesus is changing the body-spray game. Hey Axe! Jesus is here, and the ladies can't resist a man walking on water and smelling good. Check and mate. (via Lizz Winstead) http://twitter.com/lizzwinstead

More:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/25/spray-on-jesus-photo_n_370827.html

[Taverner]

1. Women love a guy with a nice 12 inch Jesus on them...

[Orrex]

5. Everybody loves the second coming.

[Sal Minella]

19. You are so bad, and so funny . . .

[Ian David]

8. I'm going to guess that it's supposed to attract chrisTian good fortune upon you. n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

17. Oh Lord, I'm coming home.

[graywarrior]

2. OMG! bwahahahahahahahahah! that is hilarious!

[Orrex]

3. That beats Prince Albert in a can

And you don't have to get your weewee pierced, either.

[enlightenment]

4. With authentic myrrh scent?

:shrug:

edited to add, after seeking a translation of that line . . .

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=es&u=http://www.indioproducts.com/webstore/index.php%3FcPath%3D70_237_707%26language%3Des&ei=TKQRS_OyG4zosQPP-62XBg&sa=X&oi=translate&ct=result&resnum=2&ved=0CAwQ7gEwAQ&prev=/search%3Fq%3D%2522incienso%2By%2Bmirra%2Btres%2Breyes%2522%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26hs%3DhcB

Not sure that link will work, but if you do a Google search for "incensio y mirra tres reyes" you'll see the link.

Apparently the spray is to attract money to your house.

[struggle4progress]

26. Santeria church brings church into open

HIALEAH, Fla. (UPI) Santeria, a church born in Cuba among west African slaves, ... is hoping for credibility by opening a church ... Among the .. items at Botanica Nena is Seven African Powers Deodorant Room Spray. Crude pictures on the aerosol can show Catholic images with Yoruba names. The directions assure users the air freshener "does not have supernatural powers" ... http://www.skepticfiles.org/cultinfo/santeria.htm

http://divinafe.com/shop/item.asp?itemid=1480
7 AFRICAN POWERS SPRAY 4 OZ ...
http://divinafe.com/shop/item.asp?itemid=1473
ARCHANGEL SAINT MICHAEL SPRAY 4 OZ ...
http://divinafe.com/shop/category.asp?catid=121

http://lucumi.net.nyud.net:8090/images/uploads/thumbs/thumb_LC-OC062.jpg
Saint Claire Spray
Aerosol de Santa Clara.
this spray is use for cleannig the house of negative energy
este aerosol se usa para limpiar la casa de energia negativa…
http://lucumi.net.nyud.net:8090/images/uploads/thumbs/thumb_LC-OC063.jpg
Spray Aerosol Virgen de Guadalupe.
this spray is use to bless the house
este aerosol se usa para purificar y bendecir la casa.…
http://lucumi.net/index.php?page=4&act=viewCat&catId=6
The above both say "20% Gratis" on the can

[enlightenment]

28. Ah - those are also for sale at that website.

I wondered what faith found them useful. Now I know. ;)

[texanwitch]

6. Even Jesus needs a job now.

What does it smell like.

[tblue]

7. People are strange. That is the craziest thing I've ever seen. Lol!

[mike_c]

9. contains real oil?

Huh? Is this, like, jesus pomade or something?

[K8-EEE]

20. I think it means real myrh (sp?) oil - it's "3 wise men" spray

Real incense & myrh oil -- or whatever that is called, francincense?

"3 Kings" = "3 Wise Men" that part I know!

[Cirque du So-What]

10. Could it be

that the distributors are saying that this spray will attract power, wealth, influence, etc.? Perhaps it's meant to be sprayed about like an air freshener :shrug:

[Cirque du So-What]

12. Really, is this stuff

any more woo woo than 'holy water,' oils for anointing or unleavened crackers & wine that are hocus-pocused into the *ACTUAL* body & blood of Jesus Christ? If the distributor of this 'power of Jesus in a can' gets the same PR guy as the church, they can make a mint!

[kayakjohnny]

15. Except that they picture him in the rather non power and influence phase that seemed to really

matter at the end.

[patrice]

11. OMG! That's straight out of Stand on Zanzibar - John Brunner WAS fucking-brilliant!!!

[baldguy]

13. Contiene Aceite Legitimo, "Incienso y Mirra Tres Reyes", Arosol de Poder Atraccion

Contains Real Oil
"Incense and Myrrh of the Tree Kings"
Attraction Power Spray(?)

Frankincense & Myrrh perfume?

[ashling]

14. Caveat de Jesus Emptor

[rcrush]

16. Now I can spray Jesus on some stuff and sell it on Ebay!

This is great!

[TheCowsCameHome]

18. Non-stick griddle spray for those yummy grilled Cheesus sandwiches.

[mike_c]

23. cheesus of nazarath!

It's the holy toast!


My personal favorite:

[Fla Dem]

21. Maybe underarm deodorant? n/t

[DeSwiss]

22. Hmmmm.....

...I wonder if your Spray-on Jesus will get rid of my burned-on Jesus?



- K&R

[rocktivity]

24. 20% more free? Well, you can't get more Christian than that

The Lord loves a cheerful giver!

;)
rocktivity

[Kali]

25. I have a can of magic spray too (it's air freshener, btw)

Mine is Aerosol de La Cruz de Caravaca and mine has 20% gratis tambien.

[charlie]

27. Propellant, not pump

Bad Jesus. No last supper for you.